Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 14th edition

>Recently called results
SUNDERLAND SOUTH LABOUR HOLD, A SWING LESS IN FAVOUR OF LABOUR THAN IT IS FOR THE CONSERVATIVES, BAD NEWS FOR LABOUR
NEWCASTLE HOLD LABOUR BY ONLY 2 PERCENT, LESS THAN THE EXIT POLL PROJECTED, BAD NEWS FOR LABOUR


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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>tfw complete anarchy

Why are people saying TORY SURGE when Labour won the two seats and increased their vote share?

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nobody knows anything do they?

BBC FAIL

yughhghhrr i liek skim milk

For those who are unsure what's going on:

There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 of them are needed to 'win' an election. If you don't make that many, you can form a coalition with other parties to make up to that number.

The exit poll has the Conservatives with 314 seats. Labour (266) + the SNP (34) + the Liberal Democrats (14) could form to equal... 314 seats. Small parties could also get involved but a government of 4 parties would collapse in weeks if not days. If the exit poll is correct, we need another election.

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

First for garden wanks

what was the swing for sunderland?

>271 replies to the other thread
>starts a new one anyway

Behave, you fucking pleb autist cunt.

>basing you front cover off the exit poll

Idiots

Say hello to our future.

BBC or Sky?

Go to sleep, you obviously don't know fuck all about elections.

Conservatives will get 333 seats.

Trust in Lord Crosby. He will deliver us.

cheers lad
bit early this one though

>Houghton & Sunderland South:
>Lab: 59.6% (+4.4)
>>>>>>>>>>>>Con: 29.6% (+11.2)
>>>>>>UKIP: 5.7% (-15.8)
>LDem: 2.2% (+0.1)
>Grn: 1.7% (-1.1)
>Ind: 1.2% (+1.2)

UKIP voters mainly going Tory it seems

>yuropoors

>relevant


should just nuke the eu desu

Press F for UKIP.

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EXIT POLLS WRONG. NO SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

In what way?

how

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Lads is there a chance we get a conservative majority?

i made this meme 2 months ago and i though you should have it

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because its not utterly and completely over for the tories and May but even so her position is fucked

Exit polls getting BTFO early.

Tim Farron's house. Why

Last two areas were Labour HELD. MORE people voted for Tories than Labour compared to last election.

>Tfw everyone speaks english


BASED ANGLO SAXON PENIS LADS

what kinda election you want senpai

tim farron kingmaker lmao wtf

Very wrong, this is very good for the Tories thank Christ.

BBC

WHEN SHOULD I START WORRYING YOU FUCKS TELL ME RIGHT NOW.

its almost as if its a morning paper and needs to be printed....

would you, lads?

Ur mum swings in sunderland

That swing.

So far:
>exit polls suggesting Tories have fucked up and will lose their majority
>real world results show Tories making gains in Labour safe seats

Looks like the polls are wrong again. Torys to hold their majority.

Tories gaining a lot more votes than Labour especially in Leave seats.

3.5% swing to con

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EXIT POLL AND RESULTS

PLS REPLY

i voted for the party with the rose

dont really give a fuck about politics lol

tfw Tories run away with it in the end, the SNP wiped out but Corbyn does just enough to stay on

Steal his milk bottles

Cheers for this from last thread, will help a lot of people

May is a useless Bitch. I'm going back to Ukip.

EXIT POLLS WERE WRONG

WTF I LOVE SMALL C CONSERVATISM NOW

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Yeah, I would emigrate.

UKIP SURGE

This is pretty embarrassing for May desu.
Maybe her call for a snap election was unnecessary?

>Conservatives doing much better than projected

Do I get to bathe in libshit tears yet lads?

>61% turnout

that's pretty shit

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TORIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

THIS SHIT PARTY IS FUCKING DONE FOR

MAYS
GOOSE
IS
COOKED

>tfw everything is exactly the same as before the election but the SNP have lost seats

Labour *HELD* those two seats, I'm an American and even I know that. They didn't have the margins the exit-poll suggested they would either. Which means it was wrong.

Poor excuse for a bong.

Because the Tories also gained, and gained more than the exit poll suggested.

>There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 of them are needed to 'win' an election.

Actually less since SF doesn't take their seats. Probably 323 for majority.

>not being at all cautious

It's a left wing rag, what should we expect.

SHY TORIES
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Americans really are thick.

Seems the exit poll is trashed.

Tories probably going to get 330+.

Swing just isn't there.

what the fuck is that?

1997

The exit poll margins have been consistently wrong and this isn't even for swing constituencies

THAT IMAGE IS ILLEGAL IN MUMMY'S BRITAIN

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

Exit poll is a guess, result is real.

I'm on standby to comfort mummy beautiful

These threads are moving too fast. They were supposed to be comfy while all the bullshit kept to the sticky.
Who else here is hoping the Conservatives win with a small majority so May is kept in check?

why the milk

Exit poll is 0.00000009% of the electorate

1 hour and 10mins ago

May flies confirmed dead

>edgeworth

>join a brit/pol/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>NEW

It's gonna be close boys! But I think we got it!

SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINISTER MAY

How many hours until the results come in?

Very good chance

>what is the difference between a poll and actual election results?

Fuck off septic.

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stop posting this smelly slut

IT WAS MEANT TO BE A 3 PERCET SWING TO LABOUR

NOT A 3 PERCENT SWING TO THE TORIES

EXIT POLL BTFO

If you are a foreigner and dont understand our elections please leave.

BRITISH VOTES FOR BRITISH BLOKES

4 U

THICK PENIS BECAUSE i DIDN'T GET IT MANGLED LIKE YOU MUHAMMED

>being surprised that exit polls are wrong

CASH FOR QUESTIONS MAN?!

THIS ISN'T 1997

SWING WAS THE WRONG WAY IN EXIT POLL IN SUNDERLAND. EXIT POLLS COMPLETELY WRONG ALREADY