Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 19th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Washington & Sunderland West Labour hold, swing for the Conservatives, bad news for Labour
Swindon North, Conservative hold, 3%+ swing for Labour, bad news for the Conservatives
Newcastle East, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories than the exit poll predicted, bad news for Labour.
Sunderland Central, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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I'm not used to British English so I'm not quite following

what's a "swindon"?

THE KENSINGTON RESULT IS A COUNCIL BY ELECTION NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION RESULT

redpill me on dogs at polling stations

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Pakis are raping your kids.

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Cuntberry

>or whatever he agrees to do with the queen
kek

ITS OVER
BREXIT CANCELLED!!!

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jokes on you I dont have any

Burger here, why the fuck are you guys letting a literal communist take control of your nation?

ARE NIGE IS LIVE ON LBC ANY MINUTE!

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ARE NIGE IS LIVE ON LBC ANY MINUTE

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ARE NIGE IS LIVE ON LBC ANY MINUTE

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smug thornberry is cute

never seen her so smug

>thornberry

Who the fuck is this dense bitch? She's a vanilla Abbot

>Immigration will never, EVER fall

Does this bitch not realize that Labour are getting utterly rekt based on the actual results instead of horribly inaccurate poll data.

because you touch yourself at night

So is Thornberry drunk or is she always this smug?

My bennies are safe

It's where you store the terminally boring.

Sort of like a Swedish cuckshed but greyer.

Scare off the muzzies.

It's how you suppress the muslim vote

A paki is raping your country.

When will this bitch be quiet.

sounds great 2bh where do i sign up

M E M E S

i told you yank cunts to fuck off

>Thornberry actually believes that Labour can form the next government

Fuck me

I'm nervous

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I want to hate fuck her mmmmmmmmm

Dunno. Did your mum vote?

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>smug thornberry will never bully you

So which of you drunk lot is manning the Britain Elects twitter?

>'doobies'

good work on the threads lad

A shithole

Who? England?

NO IDEA I'VE ALREADY DECIDED IM QUITING MY JOB

Nige live on LBC

youtube.com/watch?v=9pnQ83Gh0qQ

Who is this smug bitch?

Labour are getting rekt m8

Seems drunk to me but i dont think she actually is.

Dimbleby shit stirring

Who /Smug for Thornberry/ here?

>Successful, happy, powerful man.
>Diagnosed with extreme ball cancer in 1956.
>Balls completely removed (with a giant flared buttplug inserted right up the arse), but cancer survives.
>Cancer spreads to the brain, prostate and arse in 1974.
>Brain completely removed; prostate and arse get a major punishing - cancer still continues to spread. Totally and utterly emasculated; beyond redemption.
>Spreads to the heart and face in 1983.
>Completely wretched, deformed, soulless, pathetic and miserable at this point - we're way beyond ethical palliative care at this point.
>Cancer completely takes over organism in 1997 - a monstrosity of science is born.
>Demand that doctors turn off the life support - they refuse. Instead of putting patient out of its misery, they inflict torture by attach millions of leeches and ticks to patient's body.
>Try a new experimental treatment in 2015, cancer somehow removed from brain. Hope for the future. Patient may still be cured? Hope for the future?
>Things seem OK, nothing to report in 2017. Patient making decent progress.
>09/06/17 - Patient brutally and gleefully murdered by jihadis. Nurses celebrate while stealing patient's belongings.

who getting too pissed to solve the captchas here?

>Thornberry smug about losing by only 80 seats

Think Emily's been hitting the benzos a little early.

>Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
Delete this you shill faggot

we're not

go away smelly ignorant burger

No majority now favourite

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BERRY'D

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she's permanently drunk these days so yes she's always this smug

Anyone else miss woes?

>the state of tory sarcasm

cringey

I want Thornberry to bully my dick.

Is she pissed again?
Look at that slow blinking,

WET ALERT

Umm sweetie, no, tories aren't going to get a majority honey.

HAHAHAHAHA

imagine having theresa skeletor may as your mummy figure and not hornberry

what's so bad about corbyn?

people on social media seem to really like him

Wow Emily really was a cunt there.

God, she's an actual idiot.

holy fuck that attitude

she's off her face drunk, surely?

fuck off

I hope they keep Thornberry on through the night.

Gordon Brown looking real good right now

Are Lib dems being overestimated?

feeling it 2bh

Posting this again because I want your thoughts.

Spoke to Lithuanian friend who said he loved Britain for giving him opportunity etc.

Brexit happens, he hopes UK gets wrecked by France and Germany.

This is why Brexit was voted in the first place, because as soon as people like him disagree with something they do a 180. They say "I love Britain" but they don't. They love the gibsmedat.

When will people realise the West cannot stand on economics alone? This will not last.

Brehs

>((((((Kuenssberg)))))

FUCKING HELL I WANT TO FUCK HER FUCK

lads give me a good stream. iplayer is an absolute pisstake

That her??
Daaaaamn

economic illiteracy

>Have you asked any Tories if they'd form a coalition?
>No they all say they're going to win a majority

BASED DIMBLEBOT

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>people on social media

all that needs to be said m8

Is it true the Tories will eek out a majority?

He's a vegetarian communist who cuddles up to terrorists.

>thornberry

Get her face off I don't want to look at her

FUCKING KEK THE LIMP

I would say yes but considering whats been going on thus far who the hell knows

Please help me put, brits: How incompetent is Theresa May? 1-10 How badly did she screw the pooch?

No

OH GOD FUCKING LONDON

IT'S HAPPENING BOYS

MISS ME YET YOU BIGOTS

Fuck me Nige's been about today

He was on a 1.30am flight this morning for a talk in Germany and now he's back in London doing radio through the night

>HURRRRRR MAY IS GUNNA DELETE MA 4CHINS

i can't stop giggling lads whats wrong with me