>Warm all year >Bumper Crops of fresh fruit and peanuts >Friendly population >Informal culture (button-up and jeans to church every sunday) >Nignogs stay in big cities >Mountains change color through the year >Based qt3.14's everywhere >Lush forests >Great hiking >Wildlife everywhere >Lax gun/knife laws >Perfect mix of city and country >SSS rank food >Ethnic pride (Southern is an ethnic group, stfu) >Praises Jesus weekly
What's your excuse for not already moving to the glorious south?
I can't stand the heat is the only reason. I chose to move to Montana instead. Meets most of those requirements and also whiter population.
Blake Morales
I don't like being cucked out of labor by monopolies like walmart
Dylan Gonzalez
>GO for a short hike >400 tick bites >Lyme America
Levi Long
spain is more southern than dixie
Hudson Bell
>poor >fat >disgusting food >literal joke Christian ideology >stupid >smell like shit
Kevin Lee
Bama > Georgia
Enjoy being cucked out of your civil war monuments peachfags
Hudson Powell
I wish I lived in Montana. Colorado is too liberal and crowded for me.
Isaac Gonzalez
>button up and jeans to church. That's yankee bs, dress up for church you bum
Josiah Ross
If it wasn't for a song bama would literally be known only for its cousin fucking population
Alexander Bennett
Fair enough i like the dry heat of Montana, the humidity kills me here sometimes
Mason Anderson
Canada too buddy, ticks are breeding faster than an african whore keep safe eh
James Hughes
Montana has it all basically. >One of the whitest states >One of the largest states >Still conservative despite being one of the whitest states >Perfect state for doing innawoods shit
Eli Jones
Those are black folks you're talking about, you racist!
Jack Jenkins
I already live in Louisiana
Colton Garcia
>go for a short hike >cry about insects Just stay inside then
Nicholas Jackson
>this place is great >everyone should move to it! neck yourself.
Asher Miller
I'm just broke. The south is my end goal. What's the best county? I was thinking somewhere in Tennessee or one of the Carolinas. I'd love to be in lots of trees and woods
Jacob Hall
The only tick thats alright with me is in blue spandex.
Carter Ross
>lets go hiking >flat as hell >hot as shit
hiking involves mountains and cold weather
LEL NO
Evan Russell
Lyme is bit a big deal in the south. Mainly northeast and west coast
Thomas Kelly
Tennesee is a good middle ground, Georgia is nice too, carolinas only if you like mountains a lot.
Dominic Myers
Stfu dumbfuck, you want the South be overrun with trash like California was? By offspring produced in the South among other "based" places nonetheless, so gtfo, cuntface.
Jace Turner
Who gives a shit once they start coming for you. Don't worry. your enrichment is nigh.
Jason Wright
Mountains are fine by me too. I grew up here in Washington State (Don't worry I'm not a fucking liberal). I just want to find a place in the woods with a blonde conservative christian qt with a southern accent
Cameron Diaz
*not*
Ethan Martin
Anywhere below the mason-dixon line and above central Florida is based, but are there any major cities that aren't total dogshit? Asking because I've never really been anywhere that isn't rural.
Lincoln Baker
South Georgia masterrace, reporting. We don't need more northern migrants though.
Nolan Carter
Excellent tastes my dude, then yeah carolinas should be right for you, especially in the smaller towns where women and still women.
But by all means drive around and visit before making a decision
Sebastian Walker
Appalachia sounds comfier.
Chase Carter
I know, that's why I want to move there. It looks so comfy. I plan to move there once I find a wife. I need to find a wife here first because I've heard the dating scene in Montana is a joke.
Brandon Cooper
My town has about 50k people in the metro area and is very conservative, despite the massive black population
David Phillips
Chattanooga is pretty chill, some parts of atlanta, savanna, birmingham is ok, most are alright at least
Zachary Gutierrez
i live in texas but i dont think were considered the south
Brody Reed
you stupid leaf... you only need to worry about ticks who have been on deer. (at least in my region)
t. NY pussy
Easton Sanders
Nah texas is its own thing
Christian Ross
I already live in small-town NC and its pretty great.
Julian Smith
If you southeners are so good, why your region is so fucking poor compared to the rest of America.
Thomas Gray
...
Logan Fisher
Greenville, SC is pretty nice to be as big as it is.
Charles Barnes
Appalachia is for the lowest white trash garbage in the country
Jonathan Nguyen
TN: Knox, Blount, Sevier county. NC: Just stay West, get close to Asheville but not too close.
Colton Morgan
SC master race
Hudson Howard
this SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH THE SOUTH SUCKS. NIGGERS EVERYWHERE. HIGHEST MURDER RATE DONT COME HERE
David Howard
What south are you even talking about? North Carolina and Tennessee? The dirty south (most of Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi etc etc...) is pretty lame.
Asher Jackson
niggers. we have the most niggers.
Hunter Phillips
niggers
Jack Rogers
Because I grew up here and everyone is a nigger; even the white people.
Parker Cruz
niggers
Joseph Evans
Memphis is like Detroit, ATL and Nashville are nogland, Charleston, Savanah, Columbia, Charlotte, Raleigh and Asheville are all pretty nice.
Luke Stewart
Alabama reporting in. The south shall rise again. Everything OP says is true. God bless this land.
Jordan Thomas
We are. Not all southern states are the same. We still all have country accents of some sort that are special to our states.
Wyatt Garcia
niggers and alien spics
Carson Reed
Savannah is absolutely not nice, it's a giant slum full of niggers with a few historic districts and mansion rows that have survived due to old money.
Carter Robinson
Truly the best part of the USA
Landon Sullivan
>live in tx >100% humidity and 90 degrees 9 months out of the year
I am leaving this state and never returning in about a year
T native texan
John Foster
ITT pussies LARPing as sub-literal blowhards.
David Gonzalez
It's cheaper to live here.
Thomas Torres
Food is sorta meh
Elijah Hall
Was gonna say niggers but literally 4 people already beat me to it.
Lucas Mitchell
hivemind
Leo Foster
>when you out yourself as a nigger and it's not even good banter you tried
Ryder Wilson
>i prefer rain over any weather >same here >debatable >i don't give a fuck what the culture is, i do things my way >i don't hate black people >I'm right next to the Rockys so same >in the city >mhm >yup >definitely >thankfully strict gun laws because i don't trust my fellow man >no not really here, you can have that one >learn how to cook >who fucking cares >i don't care about what religion other people practice life up here is much better, that's why
Robert Phillips
master race my ass.. you are fucking southern white trash. If you drive a goddamn pickup truck just kys you damn white trash. Sick of rural retards.
Jack Reyes
From some shit I was reading the fucking yankees are already pouring into the south
Robert James
Its because we have a lot of niggers.
Easton Walker
God forbid we aren't loyal to the country that thinks us evil, racist, bastards, responsible for the ills of the world, who deserve to be killed and destroyed.
Jayden Morris
I already live here too.
Luis Kelly
TN here. One point of contention, I don't enjoy 95 degrees every day for 3-4 weeks in the summer, especially when it gets so damn humid.
Jaxon Perez
PUSSY U S S Y
I love the weather here I even work in it.
Jose Howard
>100% humidity and 90 degrees 9 months out of the year this is absolutley the worst thing about living in texas its even hot as fuck at night i live on the gulf coast and its how i imagine hell to feel with the heat and mosquitos
Nolan Miller
That's like calling everyone who thinks 2+2 equals 4 a hivemind. It's just fact
Adam Gonzalez
Okay so you're a masochist
Ryder Murphy
Mfw southern baptists won't let you buy beer on sunday
Adam White
Mississippi checking in. the weather is great for June
Noah Cox
The Californians have been coming to my state for a while, but they never stay. I think the poor people drive them out, they don't know how to auto-segregate. Plus, humidity and rapidly changing weather is a mother fucker here.
Joseph Fisher
Already here GA USA
Hunter Butler
I would seriously consider moving further south if I could live out the rest of my life as a farmhand or something. Working with your own hands is extremely satisfying.
Parker Turner
Savannah is a shithole, every nigger in the lowcountry has family there.
Nicholas Rodriguez
lol no. Work 10 hours in the heat 5 days a week. Get tan as fuck and sweat out all the bs in your body. It actually makes you feel really good even though it sucks in the middle of the day. Some chicks dig dark skin, rough hands, and the stamina of a bull.
William Lee
>>Friendly population
That varies depending on your skin color and religion.
Hudson Hill
Fuck these things they're all over the place and it's against the law to shoot them
Fayette county btw
Xavier Thompson
KEEP northern and NOVA fags away from my glorious south. They are ruining Fredericksburg.
North has never respected us down south and as a result, keep them the fuck out.
Lived near Pensacola a few years back. Loved that city
Angel Martin
arkansas here
fuck the clintons
Thomas Myers
I grew up in P'cola Pine Forest High
Jacob Phillips
Because you have mexican influence. Family values and we Dont have big nogs, the yanks are cucks
Christian James
wtf, i love canadia now
Angel Bell
This. Only yankees and hobos don't put a dress shirt on for church.
Tyler Scott
USA only allows spics to move there getting a greencard is basically impossible to me as a white blonde man. And I can't speak English properly so there's that.
Matthew Powell
Tate High School here. Moving to Flowery Branch Georgia soon
Bentley White
>arkansas its an underrated state imo i loved it when i visited