>At a glance for foreigners Conservatives will probably win Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results 3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out Tom Watson keeps his seat Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South Labour have a very good win in Tooting Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
>MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER >MAY NEVER RECOVER MAY NEVER RECOVER
Who else wants to die?
HURRY UP AND DO RUDD SO I CAN GO TO BED
By 9am, m8
Reminder lads. >‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.
Does anyone have the 'NATIONALISE IT' Corbyn meme?
10 PERCENT SWING FROM CONSERVATIVES TO LABOUR IN PUTNEY
>I know, I know I've let you down...
Imagine being paid to read out tweets by Lilly Allen and Buzzfeed editors live on the BBC
has he gone to bed, Sup Forums?
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
Where are your rural and suburban retards brits, they`re usually the ones that save a country. REEEE
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I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
MAY IS A FUCKING CRETIN
ok labour have won they can easily form a goverment
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Ready for 16 year olds to get the vote? Ready for 16 year olds to decide Scottish independence?
Ok I know reddit can't into math and doesn't understand what this election means
So who's the conservative party going to pick when may steps down?
Betting market is literally just how people are betting , idiots getting ahead of themselves
So. How are we all feeling? :)
BRAN NEW CADILLAC
BRAN NEW CADILLAC HONEY
Yes, so they will do it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID ANGLOS!!
CALL US KEKED EVER AGAIN!!!
tories are fucking shite m8
Reminder May really wanted to lose purposefully. Notice how smug she looked coming into office, it's taxed her quite heavily and I think she really underestimated how fucked Brexit would ruin not only her in history but also the Conservative party. She wants to pass it onto another party so they Conservatives don't fully get the blame.
Brexit and Trump may have literally cost the world its ability to even think straight
Ah yes, power at last!
its trump all over again
what it's looking like unless there is a massive swing
Which was the election when The Neil was drunk on a boat? That was a good night.
>farron could lose his seat
Lmao, imagine if the Lib Dems increase their seats but Farron goes
fookin fix is fookin in innit
lad the military will oust Corbyn
they said so
I'm surprisingly okay with that.
Will do comrade, will do.
HA HA TIME FOR THE SWINGOMETER
>Put up a female >She loses >People are surprised
LORD BUCKETHEAD ON LBC
Brexit is fucked Everything is fucked We will never be independent, Nigel Farage wasted 20 years of his life just so a fucking 1984 character could rip it from us
Labour wants even more immigration.
Is this another one of those things that shifts drastically late in the results? Brexit looked like a guaranteed failure at the start.
>losing your seat to a fishfinger
Your burgers are shit anyway
>Be May >You have a majority in parliament >Be very snide that your opponent is a literal commie that can never get elected >So you decide to call for a general election because you're greedy >Your entire campaign has absolutely no message, you even call for internet censorship and reinstating fox hunting >Get utterly destroyed due to hubris.
>What a suitable time for your return
What a suitable time to turn your trip back on
>may lost to a literal marxist HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY
Welfare niggers everywhere
>Call an election they said >You'll get a huge majority they said >You'll rival Margaret Thatcher they said >Labour are doomed they said >Corbyn is unpopular they said