Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 27th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408
twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/872971073700204544

WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

May fucked up

May will be gone by lunchtime

cap this

>Conservatives will probably win
time to update the OP

just look at these odds budge

betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.119040708

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good

Who else wants to die?

HURRY UP AND DO RUDD SO I CAN GO TO BED

By 9am, m8

Reminder lads.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>10% swing in putney

wewlad

EMBRACE THE BLACK PILL

Nth for LENIN IS ALIVE!

youtube.com/watch?v=7bmDDn-PbYM

Does anyone have the 'NATIONALISE IT' Corbyn meme?

Ta

10 PERCENT SWING FROM CONSERVATIVES TO LABOUR IN PUTNEY

>I know, I know I've let you down...

cunts

10% SWING

Imagine being paid to read out tweets by Lilly Allen and Buzzfeed editors live on the BBC

has he gone to bed, Sup Forums?

PUSH ME TO THE EDGE. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

Where are your rural and suburban retards brits, they`re usually the ones that save a country. REEEE

ELVIS PARTY SURGE
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I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

MAY IS A FUCKING CRETIN

ok labour have won they can easily form a goverment

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Ready for 16 year olds to get the vote? Ready for 16 year olds to decide Scottish independence?

twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408
Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited

...

based wales, pro brexit, anti may

>all morning and afternoon on here
>people posting spoiled ballots
>LADS CHECK OUT MY SPICY NAZI ENOCH MAYMAYS LOL

And then Labour won all those seats.

>Nazi gangs in the streets with Labour flags outside of synagogues screaming "TORIES GO HOME!"

TRULY AN INTRIGUING TIMELINE WE LIVE IN

>S T R O N G

>A N D

>S T A B L E

THE FUCKING STATE OF MAY THE USELESS CUNT

CIVIC UNION WITH COLOMBIA AND BOLIVIA WHEN!??

OH TRUST ME LAD AFTER THIS SHIT SHOW IF CORBYN WINS LITERALLY EVERYONE IN BRIT/POL/ GETS BLACKPILLED.

PM BORIS

16 year olds voted in the last one dummy

Can someone explain why Jeremy Corbyn is favourite to be Prime Minisiter?

surely the Tories can just run a minority government?

M I L K

And replaced by who? Replacing her might cause more harm then good. I would love to see her go, but only David Davis is competent enough to do it.

god this is comfy

Are we witnessing the end of Britain?

>no one is able to form an overall
Majority
>nothing can get done
>another GE called in November

Getting sick of this now lads. Time to take the blackpill

Hope may kills herself

Either that or he's on his way to the studio.

Votes for 16 year olds would guarantee Labour victories for the forseeable future

This is fucking suspicious now

at the start we were expecting tories to win 10k safe labour seats

now its the complete opposite

WHAT

THE

FUCK

How do you lads live with the fact that you will never shag Laura Kuenssberg?

So it's a choice between a woman who supports mass migration, supports Sharia Law, and supports 1984'ing the internet

And a non-military faggot who's apparently a commie.

honestly do not mind the labour win lads. ideally I'd go for a hung parliament chaotic collapse, but that seems unlikely.

Save me a good spot in the gulag lads.

What a suitable time for your return

Labour still the same shambles. How did this happen?

that beautiful red north east

Our beautiful Trident subs

Oh Mummy what have you done

JEREMY CORBYN NEEDS OUR ENERGY

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggg

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear

Ok I know reddit can't into math and doesn't understand what this election means

So who's the conservative party going to pick when may steps down?

Betting market is literally just how people are betting , idiots getting ahead of themselves

So. How are we all feeling? :)

BRAN NEW CADILLAC

BRAN NEW CADILLAC HONEY

Yes, so they will do it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID ANGLOS!!

CALL US KEKED EVER AGAIN!!!


LMAO!

tories are fucking shite m8

Reminder May really wanted to lose purposefully. Notice how smug she looked coming into office, it's taxed her quite heavily and I think she really underestimated how fucked Brexit would ruin not only her in history but also the Conservative party. She wants to pass it onto another party so they Conservatives don't fully get the blame.

Brexit and Trump may have literally cost the world its ability to even think straight

Ah yes, power at last!

its trump all over again

what it's looking like unless there is a massive swing

LEAVE NEIL ALONE

...

twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/872971073700204544
Fucking hell

Which was the election when The Neil was drunk on a boat? That was a good night.

>farron could lose his seat

Lmao, imagine if the Lib Dems increase their seats but Farron goes

fookin fix is fookin in innit

lad the military will oust Corbyn

they said so

I'm surprisingly okay with that.

Will do comrade, will do.

HA HA TIME FOR THE SWINGOMETER

>Put up a female
>She loses
>People are surprised

Really?

LORD BUCKETHEAD ON LBC

Brexit is fucked
Everything is fucked
We will never be independent,
Nigel Farage wasted 20 years of his life just so a fucking 1984 character could rip it from us

Labour wants even more immigration.

Is this another one of those things that shifts drastically late in the results? Brexit looked like a guaranteed failure at the start.

SWINGOMETER TIME

SWINGOMETER.

>losing your seat to a fishfinger

Your burgers are shit anyway

2010

>Be May
>You have a majority in parliament
>Be very snide that your opponent is a literal commie that can never get elected
>So you decide to call for a general election because you're greedy
>Your entire campaign has absolutely no message, you even call for internet censorship and reinstating fox hunting
>Get utterly destroyed due to hubris.

>What a suitable time for your return

What a suitable time to turn your trip back on

ftfy

>may lost to a literal marxist
HOW
DO
YOU
FUCK
UP
THIS
BADLY

Fucking sound

Welfare niggers everywhere

Absolutely wonderful!

>Trident

>Call an election they said
>You'll get a huge majority they said
>You'll rival Margaret Thatcher they said
>Labour are doomed they said
>Corbyn is unpopular they said

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

VINE TIME
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>Farron