/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ADAM HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

>CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK YOUR KEYS

KEEP THIS BUMPED OR ELSE MALE BLACK WINS

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=y2xRmPfXZrw
youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc
wethoughttheywerewhite.weebly.com
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>younger male black neighbor caught him going through the garage

>homeless male black playing with himself

>young male blacks burning something unknown

>male black was smoking crack on the bus

amazing

If tonight is going to be anything like today, then it's going to be good.

How was it during the day? i'm tempted to start listing on my phone at work.

Damn starting out strong tonight, Roberts.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

Got us a shooting already.

Adam have a rough day?

Good morning Roberts.

It depends on what you're interested in. During the day lots of odd things happen but little gang-related stuff. But it's really good, just not as glamorous.

Great pic

heat wave is sweeping the northern plains, will last throughout the weekend. It's gonna be fun

Evening, Roberts. Have we gotten a body count for last night yet?

Shots fired, gents. Shots fired, two male blacks running.

youtube.com/watch?v=y2xRmPfXZrw
posted this late in robert hours last night, but this is the last time i'm posting it.

the pictures you dudes do night in and night out is pretty great. watch the vid or don't, but keep on keeping on.

I'm sure they didn't do anything wrong and are just running because of systemic racism.

Also, some entertainment for ye Adams and Roberts

youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc

>55 year old suicidal male
>unknown weapons

Probably a hair pick.

the system always holdin a brutha down

>heard four shots
>then he fell to the ground

F

>heard 4 shots

Never forget the Jimmy Johns suicidal

>female black putting hands on a man in a wheelchair

>50 year old black female putting hands on man in wheelchair

Just finished pumping iron in the garage, Roberts. Love how comfy these threads are. Keep up the good work and always check your keys, gents.

Pretty cool.

We Thought They Were White

An African-American Apologizes for Misattributed Perceptions of White Racism Against Blacks Perpetrated by Jews

wethoughttheywerewhite.weebly.com

>10 male and female blacks getting ready to fight

Oh boy, this is gonna be fuckin good

Lol some nigger is flooding some guy in is apartment

>niglets throwing fireworks without any adult supervision

As if adult supervision was ever going to be an option

Every nigger cook out turns out this way

I wish I had a live stream of it. it must just be unintelligible chimping.

>8 male hispanics throwing up gang signs and throwing bottles at traffic

Just normal behavior.

Running to their SAT prep class right?

AYE YO MUH FUGGA DO SOMETHING MUTHA FGUGGA WHAT MUTH FUGGA YOU A BITCH ASS NIGGA MUH FUGGA. Probaly something like that.

Checking in for RRH. Good evening Roberts

Nigga Pls..

>Sach's 5th Avenue male black stealing items
>heading to restroom

>male black stole 2 cars, 1 car with a baby in it

I need a quick rundown.

Just keep listening, the later into the night the more niggers and fun comes up

Every green text in the thread is going to be something heard over the scanner so far tonight

Not a whole lot has happened. Just a few shootings and fights. The best is yet to come as the night goes on

>female in a wheelchair having complications from leg amputation
>shaking and crying

This one cop I can't fucking hear he sounds so distant I heard him say something about taco bell

listen and be glad you're not in chicago

Christ how recent was the amputation? Did she lose it getting pulled into a sewer?

>>homeless male black playing with himself


Never change, Chicago.

>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Yeah same, he sounds kinda retarded, imo.

>bouncer mad because of no Snickers bar

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That can't be real?

Our man count, he has returned

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I love the fact that noise complaint is just a party that is slowly getting bigger. Earlier in the night it was just 2 people smoking.

>foot chase
>foot chase
>foot chase

Welcome to African America.

I'm going to tune out, I'll be back in a few hours. 10/4

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Yeah that's a psyop. Look for the clues. The judge and the journalists are smiling as if they were making fun of you. That's how they roll. Another important clue are numbers.

Can I get a quick rundown on these threads. Dafuq u do?

Just listen little stories end up playing out.

Sit back and enjoy the scanner and what Chicago's finest have to put up with on a nightly basis

>15 males and females drinking, smoking in front of a house

I see some Tyrone has been frugal with their gibs so far this month.

seriously wtf'd at that one

This post is extremely insensitive to the good black males of Chicago and the rest of the world. You shouldn't make things to hurt people's feelings. Especially traditionally oppressed people.

We can do better. Come on people

Man domestic disturbances are fucking freaky.

Literally shaking

Male Black could do a lot better. He chooses not to.

>two males armed with guns
>hispanic gangbangers
>large group fighting

Male White pissing.

Also Male Black is no way representative of every single african american. Male Black is a stereotype. AAAnd he's urinating from the third floor with spashes reaching the caller's property.

>urinating from the third floor

yo...hol up. It's raining down hyea

>Also Male Black is no way representative of every single african american

No he kind of is.

SUVs: 1
Motorcycles: 0

Home invasion.

He definitely is.

Anyone else listening to this with friends or family? We all do it every night.

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>she found a phone
>it rang and she picked it up
>people started cursing at her
>they GPSed the phone and are now in her house tearing things up

Dumb bitch stole a phone and about to get her ass beat.

No he's not. Capisci amico mio?

One of my favorites yet. Just the sheer improbability of it all

>tryin' to drive a white chevy

no luck tho'

God, you re right... male black dined nuffin

>FIFTEEN
>FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

chicago has its own breed, but every dog barks, mario.

>8-10 shots

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Check out crime in affluent black neighborhoods (a few exist). It's higher than any of their counterparts from any race.

Its heating up now, fellas. God protect the brave Roberts as they confront Male Black and his counterpart/rival Male Hispanic.

socrates youre shit is usually awesome. i dont comment on your vids though because thatd be fucking gay so figured id tell you here.

>male black with a ponytail
haven't heard that one before

>male offender is on the roof urinating
>again

Dudes pissing everywhere.

I think its the same one