SAVAGE Tucker Carlson Covers Kurt Eichenwald’s Strange Online Interests

Tucker Carlson just exposed his embarrassing mistake on the most popular news show in America.

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Tucker Carlson talked about tentacle porn on the on the fox news channel. Sup Forums now controls the world.

Best timeline

>it exists

Oh tucker, like you don't know.

BARKED

wow.... so hentai is "creepy" now? ok......

fake and gay

this memeball forever holds true

> Now

Dude......

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It's my dream to control the world with my many phallic limbs.

HAHAHAHAHA

2D is so superior

This. He knows all about it

Tbh I've had stranger conversations with my mother as a child.

perhaps this guy is just a twitter attention whore?

>cucker cucklson hates anime and hentai
Color me surprised.

Do any of you guys ever think about your old life, before the Meme War? Back when seeing this kind of impossible shit would have driven you to insanity?

Y-yeah, me neither.

Anime is fine, hentai is just weird.
Like in your head are you a cartoon? Or are you a human fucking a cartoon? I don't get it.

> the world
and the world is not enough

this seems a little below Tucker. he is better than this.

I am not. His show should be.

I love it. Between watching chinese cartoons I never know what's gonna happen. Every day is a new surprise crazier than any fiction.

HARDCORE
JAPANESE
CARTOON
PORNOGRAPHY

breitbart.com/tech/2017/06/08/vanity-fair-editor-kurt-eichenwald-humiliated-after-accidentally-revealing-anime-porn-on-his-browser/

check out the tweets damn

This will never not bring a smile to my face

>tucker shames a jew because he was looking at anime porn
Sup Forums eternally BTFO
sometimes the artillery just lands too close to friendly targets

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>it exists
does it?

its gonna get extra sticky at the eichenwald abode for a while.

Mr McMichael claimed this post was a joke.

This is pretty cringe worthy of Fox.

God damn.

>hentai is weird
kys

>implying polacks are hurt by this
There is no pride to be injured. This isn't some sort of kamikaze attack, it's simply an attack.

Anyone have the pic with the tab open?

I need to see this to believe it

He's not and it's his show and your opinion. Eichenwald needs to be BTFO.

We became the new jews. I can see it now, simular to time magazine. "Meet the new jews." As a title.

agreed

It's still on his twitter.

>>>/reddit/

>It's still on his twitter.

This man truly has no shame

Tucker plz do not bully

I can't begrudge a man who jacks it to Distance.

>fakku
Literal evidence of Jew controlled porn.

Would be perfect with a boku no pico tab and gay sex with hats on.

When wasn't it? I was into hentai starting in 1999... I've since quit all consumption of pornographic media. At no point did I not think my Hentai habit was un-creepy.
It's creepy.

>was creepy

>FPBP
Solid facts delivered in the typical "suck it bitches!" banter...we shall overcome.

>and is every bit as creepy as it sounds
Naw m8 you will never know such sights

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yeah it's petty

You have shit skin

Cracking up watching this, Tucker is great.

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kurts house

kys faggots

>implying it's something new

youtube.com/watch?v=CtJz-Nw5TTM

Who's is your favorite hentai author?

Say it with me: You Can't Cuck the Tuck

I love how he calls it exactly what it is. Hardcore japanese cartoon porn.

This one!

If he deleted it, that would confirm his shame. He has decided to use the oldest lie on the internet, "Strictly for research purposes."
Shortly after faking an actual siezure from a joke image that was being on forums last fucking millenium.

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>within minutes, sharp-eyed internet users noticed

kek

Is it weird I wanna see a Kurt Eichenwald tentacle rape '.webm' in the next 24 hours?
I think it should include Tuck, Mrs. Kikenwald, the little Kikenwalds, and of course the little boy pornstar he was researching. I genuinely think this might be one of the greatest things accomplished if someone can get it done.
>.webm starts
>Tuck sharing the breaking news
>FoxNewsAlert.png
>breaking scandal shows that notoriously daff political commentator was caught in the act of producing homosexual shota/tentacle porn
>he was caught after trying to share his passions with his wife/children
>Nambla/Cephalopod activist starts a campaign to explain that its normal to prove that Shota/tentacle porn exists he's read about it in Barnes & Noble in the Manga section.
>organizes a commercial psa to bring about awareness to this sensitive issue
>camera malfunctions causing flash to function like a strobe light
>StatusEpilepticus.gif
Though he died that night, his mind was happy not to come back into consciousness.

God help me.

I saw this last night and had a hearty kek before I went to sleep. I wondered how he would have handled it the next day, but I never would have imagined he would use THAT excuse. Holy shit, Tucker tells the truth. Eichenwald is a fucking autist who needs help.

Juan Gotoh "Applicant for Death"

too bad that and "Graduation and Beheading Ceremony" are his only two guro stories, the rest of his stuff is vamilla and strait shota

If it's not Murakami, you are a fucking pleb.

His explanation was hilarious.

"Me and my kids were trying to prove to my wife that tentacle porn was real. We couldn't find any"

How fucking stupid would have to be to not find tentacle porn. You can just type "tentacle porn" into google and bam, you have tentacle porn.

>went to go check out kurt's tweet
>"This post contains sensitive content. View?"
>my sides

>vanilla
meh

>Distance
>hardcore Japanese cartoon porn
>Distance
>hardcore
No

what the fuck is going on

ALARM ALARM

turns out Kurt DID delete a tweet... just not the tentacle one, but rather this one

Digits confirm

I'd risk murdering her via impregnation.

Our guy should be released this guy is a tumor.

Some user posted applicant for death on Sup Forums way long ago.
Guro hentai is extremely niche stuff. Shame he didn't do more guro.

This is that kid in school who'd show people some disgusting Simpsons porn and couldn't understand why people avoided him afterward.

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Kurt Eichenwald?

More like Kurt ECCHIwald

>showing your kids tentacle porn

Based

Simpsons porn was always cringey as fuck

Imajun moi shokk

>3D woman getting fucked on camera
>totally ok
>2D animated drawings
>bad

Will he kill himself?

The tweet in question was literally making fun of Tucker Carlson. This is a personal thing between them. No harm done.

Bang-you
774
Pochi
Higuma

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I like Rustle but only for the smug and the floors

Why is nobody telling Distance about this on twitter

Why is nobody linking Distance to kurt

It doesn't make any sense, but I can't be fucked with fiction because it can't compare. Fuck House of Cards; this is the real shit.

>Strange Online Interests
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT NORMIES TO LEAVE
KURT IS LITERALLY /OURGUY/

His latest stuff is pretty bad because he's going blind.

>draw little girl smut porn for a living
>God takes away your ability to see

seems fitting

I'm glad he didn't, his SS stuff did wonders for my cock in high school and to this very day

If he couldn't find tentacle porn he is a fucking incompetent journalist.

Rustle will attain true power soon. When the last vestiges of vision fail he'll become the daredevil of loli porn.

>cringe worthy
>Fox

This is about a jewish pedophile completely obliterating himself and is the best thing going on pol today

The Murrican idea is that animation is for kids so animated porn is somehow pedophilic in nature or extremely strange. Normalfags think why don't you watch normal porn with real people.

>Meet the new jews

Meme this

Not everything like but most and i use to have about 2+ terabytes of the rarest doujins before jewcob took down shit on sadpanda