Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 41st edition

Brit/pol/ - Election Special, edition
>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour win Lincoln with a 3.1% majority
Labour win Derby North with a 4.1% majority
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Theresa May keeps seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918
Corbyn keeps seat
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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Drumpf is finished. It's over for him.

I wish Anna Soubry lost her seat

fucking hate her

Britain is in chaos.
Democracy is over.

May committed political suicide

can i go to sleep now?

BRITAIN WILL FALL!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

Anna Soubry not at all walking the party line, kek.

no sleep until Rudd either keeps or loses her seat

>woman digs her own political grave on live TV

INSURRECTION WHEN

Lads getting slightly tired now. When is bedtime?

>moderate conservative

Ayyy I'm a radical centrist

Looks like Sharia Law won this election.

>'moderate conservatives'

Soubry FUMING

>nuttall got fuckall

At least she has the balls right now to just say that May needs to go. Too many MP's are hedging.

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when the fucks that

Why? is it because she's basically a lib dem?

No lad, wait until 10am, might get some party leaders saying if they will or wont enter into a coalition.

No.

On purpose or by accident? Please say!

Truly a magnificent job, May.

>New World Order

you couldn't make this shit up

BASED SCOTLAND AND IRELAND DESU

Ashamed to be a welshman atm, though my constituency is blue.

SKYNEWS PROJECTS HUNG PARLIMENT

I hate Soubry but she's pretty GILFy tbqh, not gonna lie.

So..

RIP UK?

God is in his house and all is right with the union.

I DON'T KNOW I'M TOO TIRED TO TELL TIME

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 2AM THAT'S WHY I STAYED UP

Lads why is everyone saying its going to be a hung parliament, is a coalition with the DUP not on the cards?

How many of us left, lads? Threads going very slow.

>scottish dictatorship ended

I ASKED FOR HELP AND HELP CAME

SCOTLAND RISES AGAIN, PROUD UNIONISTS AT THE HELM

>Ruth "The Badger" Davidson

How's life in Australia?

Yes

Agreed

Super Hung parliament incoming

That means no coalitions possible

New general election in 17 days, hopefully you'll get it right.

Not yet finn.

Who is Soubry expecting to be leader, given she really seems to want May out? Does she seriously think a Remoaner leader would work?

DUP only has 10 seats, it would need to be massively close anyway

This is all a part of a larger fall.

Hung Parliament, new Elections in November.

Soubry can't help expressing her love of treason to the nation every chance she gets can she?

So is the thing about Boris being the next PM a meme or true?

Apparently even a DUP coalition won't hit majority.

I like one nation conservatives. She looks like a good shag

Recount for Rudd.

Why the fuck is this allowed?

there is a show called at on the bbc

Paul rn

Chaos is a ladder

I prefer the slower comfier threads.

The sticky that moves at 10 posts per second is absolute cancer.

It's nothing like home.

Post reasons to live.

Still hear. Just drunk and disappointed.

Absolute shambles

Praise kek the god of chaos

I am giving in and going to bed, sick of BBC's sound issues and my cat keeps pawing at me 'cause she wants to sleep. Night lads, enjoy the rest of the shitshow.

Possibly coalition

The eternal aryan will have his revenge

It will be.

There's something a bit ditsy about her which is disconcertingly appealing.

>listen to English fucks shit on us since 2014
>oh shit we saved the country

No, please, don't thank us at all

>liking massive Europhiles

Memes

give her drink

Stupid cunt manages to row with Dimbleby.

Until she started ranting about the EU, I was liking Soubry.

>woke up at 6AM yesterday
>won't get to sleep until 7PM today

JUST

Still 50 people left, calm down.

It'll be more than 10 seats, no way the cons come that close

We don't know that for sure yet.

DUP have 10 seats, which could mean quite a lot when it comes down to nitty gritty.

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Just woke up.


gg boys. what happened the fuck here.

I agree. She makes me uneasy.

>all of these lightweights going to bed

THE MEMES

>going slow

On any other night this would be light speed

It's also full of foreigners, just not a brit/pol/ thread.

w-we're sorry

Tory+DUP coalition. Screencap this.

That's a good question. It has to be someone who was passionate about Brexit. That's an embarrassingly small pool.

stop getting your panties in a twist. at least she's not a literal communist

Is there any seats left that the lib dems can win?

Mogg new Foreign Secretary?

She incompetent enough to talk about highly unpopular plans publicly before the election that she herself called.
Nobody as dumb as her.

Better reasons.

Well, I'm hoping not. A Commie would thrash Nigel 17 years effort. That would be sad as fuck.

LABOUR TAKE BRIGHTON

REKT

316 seats is fucking terrible for the Tories

They'll definitely be another general election this year

They're forecasting 318 for conservatives.

Massive swing to Labour in the south.

Comparatively slow to the rest of tonight.

feels good man

3rd recount


she's fucked

I with you lad, full of Scotch.

i've got work until 5 pm

C'mon Corbyn for PM, he'll fuck us over with more immigration, hopefully leading to nationalist uprising or at least civil war if necessary before it too late, but in the meantime we will have nationalised railways again - looking forward to British Rail being back, fuck yeah! Will celebrate with Morality Hitchens, on that happy day! Bring out the champagne!

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>Choice between shit and utter shit

I do not understand UK elections at all.