Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 42nd edition

>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results

Labour gain Colne Valley with a 5.5% swing
Labour win Halifax with a 5.1% swing
Anna Soubry keeps seat
Amber Rudd loses seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour win Lincoln with a 3.1% majority
Labour win Derby North with a 4.1% majority
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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AT EVERY OCCASION I'LL BE READY FOR YOUR FUNERAL!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

Battle of Hastings will be declared soon.

Rightly, will you cum in my bum?

what the fuck lads tbqh

>Spear Chuka blaming it on brexit
HERE WE GO

CHUCKA THAT SPEAR IN THE BIN

we /democratic socialist/ now!

what an absolute fucking shit show.
this country is fucking doomed.

He's not a Spear Chukka, seems more like a Spear catcher if you know what I mean lads

SNP WILL RISE AGAIN

ALBA GU BRÁTH

Cucks in this thread actually voted for this speccy moron, looooooool

May is resigning today

>hmm we won the last election by a decent amount, what should we do now?
>LETS HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION

Is May the dumbest bitch in history

A Tory +DUP coalition is better than a big Tory majority

Post pictures of pathetic embarrassments that deserve to be deported. I'll start.

BRITISH OBAMA

RUDD IS ON THE SCREEN

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Umunna over the moon because he knows this makes Brexit less likely.

BEG FOR FORGIVENESS

Thank fuck I was fed up hearing about it from all the cucks around me desu

Pls post cute sasanach bum

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>64 left

Last votes will all go Tori, monkey says so.

>theresa may

INB4 Rudd gets knocked the fuck out

Fucking Sky News fucking up with the sound, made me think my PC was about to Blue Screen.

Fucking shit myself.

Replaced by whom?

why are you guys going to hold another election?

>DUP are already outlining terms for soft Brexit as price for propping up enfeebled Tories

Heh heh heh

What a disappointing result.

WHO WILL BE MAY'S SUCCESOR?

Hung parliament.

kek

Boris fatass

Makes no sense, mate. Make your shitposts realistic.

Watch these Blairite scum bend the knee

>Half of the old UKIP vote went straight back to Labour


Never listen to UKIP shills again

post slags or i riot

The DUP want Hard Brexit.

Normie conservatism is dead.

Kill all normies.

this

fucks sake labour voters

seriously, when's the last time a PM fucked it so catastrophically?

digits for BoJo

>May called an election to stop the tories from being held to ransom by the tory hard-right
>now they're held to ransom by the northern irish hard-right who aren't even legally beholden to her party

ISN'T

IT

FUNNY

>Enfield Southgate back to Labour

PORTILLO BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=iUjKm_nuZQ8

Christianity was a mistake

not 100% sure, boris is the favorite

>'wife'

I thought DUP were Eurosceptics?

w-weren't they hard?

DUP don't want a soft Brexit you nonce

STRONG

AND

STABLE

not many

he got like 3000 votes

>64 left
Tories need 33 of those, and thats even counting on the DUP. Mays toast.

im just sitting here giggling about all of this shit.
kek.

RUDD?

Rudd alert

Suez

Chuka is such a slimy cunt. He'll be off to the gulag soon enough.

May and Wenger out. Boris and literally anybody else in.

twitter.com/chrisevans1/status/873013551635496961

Telegraph editor.

Isn't bojo a literal clown and laughingstock?

Fuck this nonsense, I'm off to bed.

MAY OUT, DD OR MOGGY IN

>Half of the old UKIP vote went straight back to Labour

More like 3/4

Is Teresa May the biggest failure ever or was this secretly her plan all along to torpedo Brexit?

S T R O N G A N D S T A B L E

I can't believe people went from UKIP to Labour, it's unbelievable. Did this EVERYTHING'S FREE meme really change these peoples minds?

Rudd holds on

RUDD in...!!!!

>he actually voted


Thanks for the fingerprint goyim!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1923

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RUDD
U
D
D

Pudsey Bear is a CON HOLD

SHE WON BY 300

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR NOTHING

awwwwwww

RUDD HOLDS

RUDD NOT SHOVED

close shave for rudd


fuck

Jordan Peterson was correct, the right needs to learn how to sell responsibility
Not "we need to spy on everything you do to catch terrorists, oops another terrorist attack and the attacker was reported to us months ago haha we need stronger surveillance"

Wenger just elongated his contract m8.

Cameron when he offered the referendum but backed remain

I can't stand the idea of all mummies colleagues bullying her right now

I can't bare thinking about the heartache she must be feeling and I just want to give her a hug and tell her its all going to be ok

Life is not fair on autists

Not necessarily: it prevents the worst excesses of both Labour and Conservatives potentially.

tbf to the tories their popular vote is likely to be in 1997 Blair landslide territory

SHE DID IT

People are fickle and retarded. I've now given up on democracy.

>blaming UKIP voters
The biggest swing in voting to labour was among high income individuals

All those recounts was worth it for Rudd then.

May makes fucking Cameron look competent. Can't believe I miss Big Bantz Dave.

...

See

Wow she held it.

DUP want a hard brexit you retard.

Why do people say that Brexit is over since Corbyn might be in power? I thought Corbyn was going to go through with Brexit.

I think May was just that fucking unlikable.

>anythink is possible

he was so rude

suspicious as fuck