Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 43rd edition

>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Amber Rudd keeps seat
Labour gain Colne Valley with a 5.5% swing
Labour win Halifax with a 5.1% swing
Anna Soubry keeps seat
Amber Rudd loses seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour win Lincoln with a 3.1% majority
Labour win Derby North with a 4.1% majority
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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May should go.
We need a Moggster government.
Also I thought the DUP were based, why the fuck do they want a soft brexit?

AT EVERY OCCASION, ONCE MORE, IT'S CALLED THE FUNERAL!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

Not happy about the result, but at least my new MP is a qt

owen jones is cute

DUP will steal our Brexit

How can we make them pay?

you've done well, Rightly

>BBC FORECASTING 318 SEATS AGAIN
YOU CAN DO THIS, BRITAIN

Well, we are fucked.

>Just found out that bother Salmond and Angus lost their seats
Ok i'm pretty happy right now

No... she isn't.

David is too jaded for this.

nth for May needs to resign

Disgusting.

They don't, it's some yank making shit up

May is already done politically

They don't, it's just for election purposes. The DUP want nothing more than a hard Brexit.

Sweet. Send her lots of nice letters.

I'd let her pid my cock

MILKMAN GAINS OXFORD WEST

LIB DEM FIGHTBACK

Why do we pay the BBC for this shit?

TORIES -14

CRAWWWWWWWWWWLLLIIIINGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN MYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

Bullshit do the DUP want a soft brexit, don't know where that came from.

Tories won't form a coalition with the DUP.

They'll just run a minority government with support from the DUP.

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She looks lovely, looks like my ex but she had hazel eyes and was more thin.

Some Yank journalist shitposting on twitter.

>if tories lose 4 more seats, even DUP won't save them

Morning lads, pints are close!

some random dickheard tweeted it and Sup Forums took it as fact

Do what? We're fucked regardless of the result. We're just choosing whether we want to have our head cut off or be hung.

I love this comfy morning Dimble. He knows he can get away with shit.

That's not how this works.

Not a good tooth to gum ratio.

Want to go to beddy but also want to stay up and see another Conservative PM resign in tears.

Cameron crying last year was literally GOAT.

She looks like a rabid feminist.

Post better Tory leaders than Theresa May.

Theresa May is a fucking idiot. How do you call a snap election as a majority and then lose seats and the majority?

Lucky you, i have Dianne Abbot circa 1988.

Hurry up and call Ashfield for fuck sake. I want to go to bed.

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Mmmm soft thighs for my testicle pies

Let the collapse commence

Stop posting traps ffs.

What is confidence and supply

Well done Jockos.

>soft brexit

I voted for the DUP and have talked to literally hundreds of their members, voters and candidates

they do not want a soft brexit. They campaigned on the british nationalist side of brexit in NI

I think it's american autism, once again trying to understand NI stuff

We're not the only ones, the same tweet was on the BBC ten minutes ago.

yes. it is.

twitter.com/chrisevans1/status/873013551635496961
it was on the BBC lad, and considering it's the Torygraph editor I'd take it at least semi-seriously

semen demon

The sticky is horrendous lads, stay out of there

>implying

aww that's lovely

the conservatives can get a majority with the DUP can't they lads?

>LAB 250
There goes my 50 emubucks

You brits are brutal in covering political losers
They are shitting on May so hard

>strong and stable

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When is Nige going to save the UK

Mine too. Our Laura is a cute one.

me

The Torygraph want a Soft Brexit, they're just shitposting

youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU

They need over 322 because sinn fein abstentionists are now on 6.

>Alastair Campbell: This election is a rejection of May and hard Brexit. A vote for one to go and the other to be revisited.

BREXIT SHARTS BTFO!

Looking forward to some political backstabbing within the Tory party. If they're anything good, they're bloody ruthless.

BIG DAVE

No they don't. You're in denial m8.

that is what the plan seems to be (and still likely) unless they keep slipping

Maybe

By running the worst campaign anyone has ever seen.

And who will May be replaced by? Amber Rudd?

Give me a break, the Tories are cucked

>It's another Yanks don't understand Northern Ireland episode

Too many re runs desu

WILL HE RETURN TO FUCK SHIT UP AGAIN?

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EIGHT
7 Sinn Fein
1 Speaker

It's not true, the DUP were just beating around the bush because they were talking about the border.

The DUP will not want freedom of movement, which means no single market. They are very pro-Brexit.

lads post some early morning slags now that the lightweights 'ave gon to beddy bye-byes

23 knives are currently being sharpened to be planted in theresa's back, along with her entire cabinet most likely

at least we get TW

nah Millibands campaign was worse

>a cruel dawn for the Tory party

>This could be the end of FPTP
PLEASE

STV is such a better system

>who is Jeb!?

soon you cunt

Did she hire the guy that ran jeb's campaign by any chance?

I`ve already seen the other pictures, South Africa posted them all, the photos hide the parts that show it`s a dude, gargoyle feet, male hips and the shoulders, plus pushing the neck backwards to hide adam`s apple.
BROTHER, THERE`S LOTS OF TRAPS HERE, YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE THINGS...

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youtube.com/watch?v=hJtfANIjmQM

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You cannot comprehend the Machiavellian schemes he is coming up with right now.

have you actually read the daily telegraph? apart from the Daily Mail they were one of the hardest shills of Hard Brexit

What makes you think that?

Preposterous we all binned our knives for lives.

Who /giveninandiopenedthecurtains/ here?

>Northern Ireland is now entirely either Sinn Fein or DUP (except for Lady Hermon)

>democracy at all

At first i was like....

Oh shit