>At a glance Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party SNP getting blown the fuck out Exit poll proving to be correct so far Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics. Conservatives might just about win it. Conservatives are just as bad as Labour.
>Why did it happen? The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated. They ran a very insincere campaign. U-turns on social issues undermined her authority. People fell victim to the soft brexit meme. Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.
SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326
9 seats to go
1 more seat for far-right coalition
Don't know a lot about DUP, what are the chances of them rejecting a coalition offer?
Have we avoided the disaster though (i.e. a non-conservative government)?
>may utterly btfo >labour cannot win It's better than I could ever have thought.
fucking BASED dude, mummy may is getting le stronger :^)
Surely there are enough MPs who don't want Corbyn's socialist utopia and want a clean Brexit that the Conservatives will get some defectors.
They might have to drop some of their more draconian polices, which would be good, right?
I want to cuddle with Laura cutesberg to be honest
Do they think that they won or something
Anyone else looking at options abroad?
>the fate of the entire country is being decided on a literal fucking hairline
haha how are politics even real
STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS SO FUCKING EARLY YOU FUCKING (You) WHORING TRIPFAGGOT
Every day you do this shit, you post your fucking threads around 290. Stop this bullshit now.
Fucking tripfags, jesus christ.
The Tories aren't Conservative you twit.
congrats bongs, you did well. Maybe next time you can end the tory plurality but this wasn't bad at all.
7 seats left matey, you're missing the one independent (left wing iirc) and one other
I don't think they realise that it'll still be a Conservative government.
its not though is it, we'll end up with a shitty deal that keeps freedom of movement, this conservative government will be unbelievably limp and lose the next election (if they make it that far) and we'll end up with an open borders labour party in power
kek DUP coalition would be even more based than a majority.
>when you still lose but not as badly so you think it's winning
>CON+DUP 323 hooray! i'm goin to bed
CON+DUP will definitely get over 326
We're in for a great coalition I hope
>around 290 Just perfect to stop thread splitting
I am using Sky News
they are Conservative but they are not conservative
I WANT TO WATCH OLNEY LOSE BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
All millennials to Long Kesh
Does she get wigs with those horrendous bangs?
Laura Kuenssberg's vag is completely hairless right?
not far-right m8 i wish
what happens if no coalition is made
How many recounts are there going to be do you reckon? Tories lost a few seats by only a couple hundred votes.
>when your expectations are so low that a loss feels like a victory
>tfw you will never be a Tory grandee forcing the Prime Minister to resign behind closed doors
i can't even tell if they are being serious or not
So it will be a DUP/Tory coalition?
my instincts say yes
He's a pathetic attention whore. I am the superior OP poster because I backlink and also edit the links, editions and descriptions more rather than just copy pasting so I can be the damn OP twenty posts early.
I don't give a shit if it's me that does them, but I want to see them done right. It's fucking annoying.
Sup Forums should also have a 500 post count rather than 300.
queen takes control
Does this mean you fucks are going to roll back abortion and gay marriage?
Are you going to do Chesterton proud?
I'll allow it.
She is the biggest supplier of amphetamines to journos in Britain
Has she demanded a recunt yet?
Reminder that Jezza will win in 2022. This is the where the Tories start their downfall
Lots of limp-wristed pro-brexit conservatives though who will vote the government down
To be fair to them, it wasn't the whitewash for Corbyn that was predicted. Credit where it's due.
>tactical snap election >lose a shitload of MPs
el oh el.
The polling evidence is clear
Tory minority Government or a new election
>Scotland and Northern Ireland just about save the election for the Tories (and hopefully some kind of at least half-decent brexit)
what fucking timeline
losing=winning according to leftest...you must not follow american elections,it's all the rage here now
>Brit/pol/ is full of reddit city labourcucks BRAVO
How did she fuck up so bad, she had it all >Pre-existing majority >Overwhelmingly favourable polls >Complete control of tabloid media >2 fresh terrorist attacks to stoke anti-immigrant sentiment >Opposition leader who is undermined by his party at every turn And she threw it all away. For what?
Are we finally beginning to see the effects of Labour flooding the country with millions and millions of vermin blacks and asians?
Interestingly enough, I read a recent survey that showed that 7/10 of women in the UK want the abortion time limit reduced
is she stealing our memes?
May is getting binned
>Wagecucks all gone to bed or maybe even work
This blond tart on the BBC well wants a ride on the old Corbyn cock. I bet she's proper wet.
You're going to be a Christian nation again thanks to DUP. See you in church, user.
Mustache man is on now
>the one independent (left wing iirc) not quite, she's ex-Ulster Unionist and goes along with the unionist liney, she just opposed the official UUP/Tory pact
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
I didn't expect that people in London such fucking mongrels contrasting to the whole south. Because only mongrels vote for Labours, normal people vote for the noble and posh Tories. Not for the many, for the few!