How are we going to make our useless deserts great like Las Vegas?

How are we going to make our useless deserts great like Las Vegas?

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Only man and his fortune
Also black jack and hookers

Solar panels.

Desalination plants that ump a river through them

why is australia 80% desert? did the jews do this too?

mountain ranges and the Yith living underground there

(((Yith)))?

There's nothing worthless about a desert

You will see one day and wonder.. was that guy a Sup Forumslack??

One day you will see...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Race_of_Yith
And yes they are pretty jewish

Actually the aboriginals spent 50,000 years burning down the rainforest to flush game.

Abos burned all the rainforests and all that is left are deserts

Vegasfag here

We're doing fine. Also fuck off, we're full, ya cunt

Abos did it. Don't let their low IQ and lack of civilization fool you. Those fuckers are pyromaniacs who would make sure the forests never stopped burning throughout the year so that they were never without fire.

Have you guys tried giving the abbos casinos yet?

na its the abos. with over 40000 years of reign over the big fucking island yet they havent accompolisied anything but leeching off our taxes

We aren't user, the desert has no water fuck all rainfall, and too many emus.

I have heard once that aboriginal people burned it all down and within 50k years they made Australia to a desert. I think the burning was a about evil spirits or hunting.

>great like Las Vegas
Dont know what youre talking about mate
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Snake fights.

Was new vegas an accurate representation of how you guys would be after nukes?

abos not abbo

Nah man, give them gas stations.

abos are just evolved jews...so yes

Also a Vegasfag
No we're not fine, too many spics who try to turn Vegas into baby LA and loads of Chiraq niggers fleeing here as well.
We need all the whites we can get.

One word: unnaground

He never contemplated moving to Vegas. And why would he? There's no jobs in Vegas aside from in the hospitality and tourism industry.

Phoenix is where it's at.

Bring back the 30 foot lizards, giant ducks, and rhino-sized wombats for a start. Why did those fucking abbos wipe them out?

Not allowed to gambling heavily regulated, and even if we did no one would go. You have clearly never experienced the aroma of an aboriginal infested pokie lounge in Australia.

Vegas may be in the desert but it still has huge river and lake next to it. Australia's deserts are just deserts. So, no Las Vegas for you.

Just fuck off out of Vegas and go to Phoenix. If you're going to have whites in the desert, at least make it a big fucking stronghold.

>Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling

>there's no jobs in Vegas aside from in the hospitality and tourism industry
Construction/roadwork is always crackin' here, especially in the summer.

Did natives really burn down the rainforest?

Fuck no, the servos are filthy enough without having them run the joint as well as do their grocery shop there.

Thunderdome?

niggers only know how to destroy

lmgtfy.com/?q=aboriginal impact on the environment

dig uranium out of them
bury radioactive waste in depleted mines
divert water, grow food

If I do move (which I probably won't) won't be to another desert. Especially a hotter and dryer place that's more boring than Vegas. The people seem cool tho. I'm just not a big Arizona guy.

Very much true. But that can mean temporary work. Not exactly the kind of work you want if you're gonna settle in Summerlin South with a 30 year mortgage.

Besides, construction is likely to collapse within the coming years. Because another financial crisis is imminent after this new post-2011 bubble.

The soil has been leached of nutrients

Did you mean to reply this to me?

I knew it was bullshit!

abc.net.au/news/science/2016-02-04/aboriginal-land-clearance-bush-fire-environment/7107980

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archive.is/pf5jA

I thought indos were banned from Sup Forums
Apart from abos burning everything 500 billion years ago there's also crazy heat and no rain out there

For the bigger companies (and even more uncle's small asphalt company) year around work isn't an issue. My dad has been doing roadwork here for over 30 years and he's doing fine financially.

>Background erosion rates.
Seems legit.

Oops I did

>My dad has been doing roadwork here for over 30 years and he's doing fine financially.

Even throughout the recession? Damn he must have a nice union.

Import sandniggers
they know about deserts

Not union bruh. He works for a private company

dump organic waste out there for a while then
solve the CO2 problem and renutrify

nice.

Who the hell would want an Aussie Las Vegas?
That's like the Lebs who used to come up to the Gold Coast, telling us we needed 'more casinos'
I told them no, we don't even want that shit casino we already had foisted on us
and we don't want Lebs coming to the Gold Coast .. stick to Penrith's world of entertainment

Queensland missed its chance
People were saying in the 60s that we should man the border with guns .. back when we still had them ... and shoot all the Mexicans who were coming up from Melbourne and Sydney
But kike developers snuck over and began their ruination, aided by crooked councils

Not at all

Solar panels?

Idk if that's really an option or if OZ is already doing it but you guys get a shit ton of sunlight and have lots of wide open area.

As someone who has spent a great deal of time between the Mojave and Sonoran, Phoenix/Arizona absolutely shit on Vegas/Nevada once the novelty of muh strip wears off.

Vegas sucks.

And does this address the climate?

why is sonoran better than the others?

>Arizona
AZ MASTER RACE

How did you guys get Mexicans? I understand it's easy for a lot of Asians and Nesians to find their way out to where you live, but did your govt just open the flood gates for all kinds of migrants back in the day or something?

Locals avoid the strip like the plague.
Talk shit about Vegas all you want but Northern Nevada is fucking great.

fucking gorgeous mate
Mojave is beautiful too but you just gotta go out to sonora to see it for yourself, especially when the flowers are in bloom
It'll make you want to turn your desert into ours

We used our desert for vid related. The radiation mutated Gila monsters into casino owners and whores. I don't know why the your test sites didn't turn into tourist destinations.

youtube.com/watch?v=NWJ7XI2_zQ8

>How did you guys get Mexicans? I
they are mehican refugees from burgerland, looking for whiter pastures since burgerland is all brown now

Nice try, Macaroni

>find some way to convert sand into energy

>fuck loads of windmills in wherever gets the most sandstorms

>exotic hunting trip for rich people like what nigs do in africa

>some completely anarchic society walled off from the outside and start a tv show documenting this real life Borderlands world

>oil, coal, diamonds

>government mandated desert orientated guerilla warfare training for all citizens

>survivalist training programs

>some program where people pay for you to plant trees so you get paid and fix this shithole simultaneously

>setting up farms of snakes/spiders etc then mass harvesting their poisen and selling it to labs around the world for medical research and weaponization

let me know your thoughts on these, I have many more ideas if anyone is interested

Than what others? It really only comes down to the two.

Mojave is a generic fucking desert. Dry, hot, brown, and with shitty vegetation. Generic and boring.

The Sonoran on the other hand isn't as big, actually has decent vegetation (due to Monsoon/rainy season), is one of the most unique deserts on the planet due to its native flora and fauna such as the saguaro and mesquite but also critters like the roadrunner, peccary, and gila monster.

How about we just leave the center exactly as is. Better still, how bout you make an effort to go and tour across it with 4WD and Campervan. It is the most beautiful country and to spoil would be nothing short of tragedy. Are you from Melbourne? Because you sound like a darned Mexican.

Seeing those old nuke test videos gets me rock hard. I love the fact this city celebrates it, even got an alternate licence plate.

thank me later
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those plants are unique to your desert. the saguaro only thrives in sonora.

its a shame to see much of the desert being replaced with suburban sprawl.

I looked it up. It turns out it was way more recent than I'd thought, namely within the last 10 years. I thought it was an asylum thing like the lebigration farther back.

Don't knock mojave so hard, a ride on a harley outside vegas during sunrise can't be beat

more people, more scars upon the land

North Nevada is just a shittier version of Northern Arizona and the Colorado Plateau.

If Lake Tahoe didn't exist no one would go to Northern Nevada. Reno is comfy tho

Yes it can.
By a ride on a Harley during sunrise in the Sonoran.

>great like las vegas

fuck you, I live in vegas. this is the shittiest damn town in existence

its degenerate as fuck.

now that I think about it, wouldnt the australian outback be the perfect place to train and prepare soldiers who are going to the middle east?

you should totally rent it out to other coalition countries

I guess i've just always romanticized the desert around vegas, hoping one day I could return it to it's 50's and 60's culture back when it was a mostly white city

Nigga what the fuck do you expect from a city that's famous for mobsters, nukes, drugs, gambling and prostitutes? Calishits aren't exactly helping.

>beaners form burgerland wanted to be around anglos
yes, it is very recent. it started with a few going illegally ~10yrs ago and they told bunch of beaners back home in LA about the anglo bastion down under. its like burgerland just wasnt enough for them

when you build moon cities to escape, take note of this.

Eh, the sprawl doesn't affect it as much as you think. There's still a whole lot of desert. Besides, farming fucks with the desert far more than suburban sprawl due to the fact that many AZ communities adopt a "Sonoran living" lifestyle. A lot of the landscaping keeps Sonoran desert vibes. Saguaro are still everywhere.

Why do you think America has a base in Darwin dumbass

why the fuck would anyone LIVE in vegas?

its a tourist city made specifically to gamble do drugs and fuck prostitutes m8
you arent supposed to live there, you visit there on vacation you fucking idiot

I was born here. I didn't have much choice in the matter, and am working on leaving.

Most people living there are either inbred chinks working as janitors, croupiers and hookers. Which one are you ?

Because low taxes and american excess.

got more sunlight than we need

use solar panels to provide desert farms with some shade

You guys really ought to canal inwards to create that giant lake. Would be amazing

I'm born and raised in Vegas. It's literally all I know.
It sucks going out of town because I'm so accustomed to everything being so close, convenient and 24/7. The east coast feels like another country to me.

my father explained it to me that vegas was pretty safe from natural disasters. He was a professional poker player, and had owned a billiards hall out here for a couple of decades.

>bury all that uranium and othe rprecious metals/stones underwater

Lol out loud, no

only some ISPs ban Sup Forums

It can flood pretty bad sometimes but other than that he's right

>The east coast feels like another country to me.

the biggest culture shocked I ever received was hearing the worlds "last call" I did not know that vegas was the only city where bars were open 24 hours a day. I even remember a wal-marts started closing for the night instead of being open 24 hours and managed to piss off the surrounding communities demanding they be open in the middle of the night again

>ABC

guess you guys are the real city that never sleeps then

fill the desert with camels, arabs and shit and make it a savannah for white males to go hunting