Wow, he really did it

youtube.com/watch?v=RN5vU2iFnm4

>"I was looking at Anime tentacle porn with my family."

t.KurtEichewald

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BEST TIMELINE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS

Hentai is one helluva drug

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Best fucking timeline

I'm half waiting for some of (((media))) to namedrop Zone now.

tuckers blank stare when listening to these idiots is better than porn to me

youtu.be/03rP_O2k8XM

Kurt theme song

how old are his children. showing them pron is illegal in every state.

>CAUGHT LOOKING AT PORN

why would he agree to this?

>I couldn't find tentacle porn
How the fuck does he think anyones gonna buy that when you can just type tentacle porn in google while getting a million hits.

I wish early years red eye was still around, they would be hilarious in tearing eichenwald down

How did this get on the air lmao

Tucker is a madman

That's illegal for burgers? Too bad. My father let me in on his porn stash when I was a kid. I plan on doing the same.

highly illegal. they'll take your kids away from you and put them in foster homes if you expose them to illicit material.

how are you even aware of such a law

what are the chances of those laws being applied to a kike though?

Oh my God this is actually real
I'm crying. I fucking love Tuck

Yesterday was an amazing day

Wow. I think sharing porn with one's kids is a good thing because you can teach them how bodies work and steer them away from degenerate fetishes such as scat, etc.

My dad showed me a sex book called Show Me when I was 5 years old.

BASED TUCKER

Is he /our guy/?

Tentacle porn is real! c'mon kids lets show mommy! lol

ONE OF US

flag checks out

>by exposing them to excessive stimuli early on we will make sure that they don't seek more excessive stimuli
Solid logic.

>I'm going to show my kids porn hurrr
>Sweden

Yeah checks out. By the time you have kids the Muslims will have a caliphate. So probably no porn anyway. Just you in your cuck shed and your wife in the house with a Somali.

>using your kids to deflect from the fact you enjoy big anime milf tiddies

Thats kinda fucked up. The doujin itself was vanilla as fuck, he could have been caught with immensely more fucked up shit than that. Regardless, the whole scenario is hilarious. Hentaichenwald is Just Fuck my Shit up given human form.

kek

and then comes this later
"tentacel porn isnt illegal nor
underage porn"
they gonna legalize pedo step by step

>Watches hentai with his kids

Yup, I like this guy.

The Fox News douchebag can die in a fire though. Do people actually watch this shit in America? News anchors just taking the piss on people and acting condescending for no reason? In my country we're used to objectivism and professionalism in our news programming, there are no political agendas or witchhunts on air. No wonder you guys are so fucked up.

All over 20.

I thought your country was leftist? Not Sweden-tier but very socialist compared to the UK or even Germany.

Looks like the shareblue morning shift has started

I KURT MYSELF TODAY

Tucker if you're reading this thread, I just want you to know that your show is the best ever

Our press is completely politically impartial. Must be hard to believe for someone from a country whose press is a laughing stock of shitflinging, fake news on both sides and retardation. The smug prick in this Fox News clip still surprised me though. He would be permanently off the air for unprofessional behaviour within the hour on ANY Norwegian channel.

>Our press is completely politically impartial.

lmao

I didn't even mention politics, retard. I'm saying this guy is an asshole, not that conservatives are nazis.

This is taking family fun time to another level

Disprove my statement.

Does anyone have the picture he tweeted?

rsf.org/en/ranking

Press freedom (As a measure of press independence, transparency, freedom from censorship, pluralism of viewpoints) ranking:

Norway: 1
USA: 43

Enjoy your fake news, censorship and retardation.

>no political agendas or witch hunts
Sure

Wtf I love Kurt now. Who the fuck he is even by the way?

>hentai
Is Eichenwald /ourguy/?

Hentai will soon take over the world.

Your time is at an end, normalfags.

Never forget

This. Even russian brainwashing propaganda is more discrete and professional than this stuff.

he dindu

fapping with his family

im literally laughing so hard lads

gawd bless america

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lol - Faggot. Go suck a nigger's dick. You're a nobody posting an opinion on Sup Forums. Probably paid $0.01 / post, Shitlib cuck.

Kurt Eichenwald: The Movie

>A Few Good Tentacles
>Fantastic Beasts and How to Seduce Them
>The Good, the Bad, and the Ecchi
>There's Something About Calamari
>50 Shades of Tentacles
>Sleeping with the Anime
>The Pursuit of Hentai

I don't believe it, every day this timeline amazes me.

OUR GUY

What the fuck is that?

I don't care to enjoin a broader debate about the relative merits of the US press; but none of RSF's criteria measure (im)partiality, since that characteristic isn't important to assessing press freedom.

I will theorize that the Norwegian press' apparent lack of partial journalism (I'll take your presumably impartial word on the matter) is the product of a market environment populated by relatively critical media consumers who are less intellectually vulnerable (and therefore less attracted to) such sources of information. That is of course to Norway's credit, just not in terms of the press per se.

youtube.com/watch?v=CBXpCFKj91U

3D bitches will be begging for affection when 2D waifus become real.

The future nigga, cant you read?

>per se
>enjoin a broader debate
>presumably impartial
>thread about a creepy old jew jerking it to cartoon fetish porn
>pseudo-intellectual autism-posting in the middle of it

Beautiful.

Sup Forums FOUND THE HENTAI CONNECTION LAST NIGHT

CHRIS HAS ALREADY REPORTED IT ON FUCKING NATIONAL TV

CHRIS IS HERE

BOOMERS AND OREILLY OUT
ALTRIGHT MILLENIALS AND TUCKER IN

Good argument, you totally showed me. I'll have to reevaluate my standpoint that most American public discourse is retard shitflinging now. Thanks.

i'm at work and my female coworkers have full view of my monitor, should i click this

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holy kek

Depends, are your sides securely locked in place?

it's a fleshlight that lubes itself and strokes your dick automatically

i have lost control of my life

lmfao based user

Huh...so Dems like to look at tentacle porn with their families?

Definitely. Also check this out too.

>fapped so hard I nearly got a seizure, needles to say youll be hearing from my lawyer

Heartily kek'd

Is the ultimate form of this technology Anzu?

Sweden and Germany are of the lightest color.

Yes its become pretty lowbrow but just look at the way CNN and MSNBC has become, highly aggressive and passive aggressive, overwhelming disdain for conservative thought or otherwise reasonable people.

Objective reporting doesnt work anymore, the people, especially burgers, crave the Colosseum. Real life is has become fear and loathing; there are so many narratives being flung around no one knows what is fucking real anymore.

So videos of jew journalists getting roasted over Hentai and political news following the same format as sports news gives people their fix.

Western society will collapse for better or worse within our lifetimes. I give it two generations.

Yes, they will love it.

exactly, dese faguts screaming polidical bitchunt are just butthurt pearlpussied swaps >yuropeons
weew

>those thick thighs

Anzu is still 3D.

And she has an uggo asian boyfriend

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>i will never be as alpha as this guy

why even live

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Future can't come soon enough.

the way the fingers fucking move inside the VR has got me laughing so hard holy shit

Fucking your waifu this passionately, in public in front of a news camera is the epitome of alpha-ness. That takes a lot of balls.

the power......... is upon us.......

shitty technology. But thanks to the power of the PC, we progressed already.
Check this out.

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fuck me these are hilarious

Really? Surely it'll be incredibly dated by then?

What great deed did we all do in our previous lives to deserve this reward?

how can one country be so based?

Holy fuck I kek'd.

what was the pic?! I need it for... research

A Day at the Eichenwald Home:

Eichenwald Jr: Hey Dad! Mom says tentacle porn doesn't exist!

Kurt Eichenwald: WHAT?! That crazy bitch. Get my laptop.

OH MAN I SPAT MY FUCKING COOKIES!!!!

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no. My sides.