Brit/pol/ - UKIP Edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
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Arlene Foster Head of DUP:

No-one wants to see a ‘hard’ Brexit, what we want to see is a workable plan to leave the European Union, and that’s what the national vote was about – therefore we need to get on with that.

Just a few more days until the Tory and Momentum shills fuck off

First for buckethead

Scotland wins again.

fuck the SNP

>calling an election on 20% lead
>expectin 100 seats majority
>loses 13
>hung parliment
>a literal IRA commie may be PM
>forms coalition of chaos
>weak and wobbly

huh

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>Call unnecessary election
>Lose 32 seats

she has to go. All of Europe is laughing at her.

MISS ME YET, FAGGOTS?

>may hasn't even spoken to the cabinet

What the fuck is she playing at?

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>Scotland this election

Facebook lefties have now changed from celebration to fear and tears now they have read about how the DUP are pro-Brexit, anti-gay, anti-abortion, pro-death death penalty etc.

Did people lose their shit as much in 2010? Doesn't seem any different to me.

Excited about are Nige coming back tbqh lads.

This woman saved you from gommunism. Say thanks, Brit/pol/.

>le strong and stable
>pisses away her majority on a snap election she didnt even need to call just because she thought she could get a higher majority so that she woudn't need to listen to hard brexiteers in her party and was arrogant to think she would win in a landslide after doing little to no campaigning , dementia tax, not going to debates and still denies she did anything wrong


RESIGN NOW

Corbin is now in a perfect position to win the inevitable November election.
If you can't see this you're blinded by memes.
Tory leadership position is now toxic and May will be forced to stay even though her party hate her.

First for women with low morals are more likely to consent to sex and lie.

Would katie hopkins be good for the new ukip leader or is she too toxic

Corbyn done brilliantly well here. He connected with people and got the vote out. Completely BTFO the media.

Yet they are nowhere near forming a government. They're still behind a loathed Tory party with a shit and uncharismatic leader. This is as good as it gets for them.

Fucking Huns.

>Jeremy Corbyn has any chance to be PM

He would literally have to get every party in a coalition with him to overtake the Tories.

>can't hold a conversation
>can't answer a question
>can't make eye contact
>avoids public spaces
>repeats words and phrases over and over again
AUTISTS BTFO

We will never give a majority to a sperg.

Ulster unionists save the day.

>The left thought they had it

HA

>may refuses to resign, cant get DUP support
>labour minority govt created
>Are Bojo replaces May
>Few months of PM jezza memes
>new GE
>nige returns to UKIP and runs
>320 seat win for tories again (btfo)
>needs UKIP to form government
>PM Bojo Deputiy PM Nige

>post ffw

Who here /broke/

DUP
U
P

Way too toxic

Get caps. Post proofs.

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yfw*****

>britpol

>implying thats not possible

all the other parties hate the tories and their own goal is to spite the tories

The Conservative Party went into this election with a small majority; not huge, but workable enough that they could get things done. Theresa May called the election because she wanted a bigger majority for the sake of Brexit. A bigger majority means a stronger voice when debating negotiation stances within Parliament, and a stronger voice within the negotiations themselves.

But she failed. Labour have scooped up 30-odd seats, the Tories have lost about that much too although they remain the largest party, but neither have a crucial majority in the House of Commons, so now - just 10 days before the formal Brexit negotiations are due to start - no single party has a strong enough governing mandate.

Thanks Theresa, you've done a wonderful job securing a strong and stable government to take us out of Europe.

Oh wait.

no because in 2010 both labour and conservative had enough to get a coalition with the lib dems and it just mattered which way the lib dems swung

this time labour can't get a majority with any of the other parties combined

and conservatives can only feasibly get a majority with the help of DUP, but if Labour call a no confidence vote and some tories who think may should resign vote on that, then we will have a second election

The British Electorate no longer trusts:

>NeoLibs
>NeoCons
>Theresa May
>Conservatives
>Labour
>Milkmen
>The Polls
>The MSM
>The Jews
>The British Electorate

b-but based mummy won, you leftist cuck
labour shills on suicide watch praise kek and check the digits etc. etc.

She called this election to make fun of labour when labour would inevitably lose, this was to secure the tories in power for longer AND to give them way more legitimacy (since may was never elected)

it backfired *a little* but not a lot, at the end of the day, labour is fucking ruined and Corbyn is a joke (like usual) and labour can't even form a marriage, so it's rich Corbyn saying anything about a resignation to be quite honest.

>Pengelly
PENGEST MUNCH FAMADAN

that would be like shitting on the grave of ukip

Accurate.

>Doesn't seem any different to me.

She inherited like a 15 point lead in the polls or something and lost most of it to a fringe left winger who's own party don't even like. This is some Hilary tier shit.

DUP

no even if he joined with the snp, plaid cymru, libeal democrats, and greens
then they still don't have enough

>0 seats edition.
>Nigel still a pedo.
>May btfo, no majority, weak and wobbly

A glorious day lads, who else enjoyed the storms last night?

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The Tories and DUP have over 50% of the seats in Parliament, it's not possible for him to be PM

>Trust no one, not even yourself.

Demographics are only getting worse, at least Conservatives are still the largest parties

don't trust the Tory party to pick a good replacement

Except the DUP have explicitly said they will never do a coalition with Labour while Corbyn is leader.

Also Corbyn has stated his intention to form a minority government without a coalition.

>it backfired *a little*

r-right g-guys mommy mays just playing 5d chess, she meant to lose her majority!

>this green being assblasted about the DUP

worth it already

She did win though. 800k more votes, 6% increase and nearly 50 more seats.

>tfw no Northern Irish gf

DEE YOO PEE
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OBjectively the best candidate

>DUP will cooperate with IRA loving Corbyn and Sinn Fein

Lad

>A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable. For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”

based

is this......?

dare i say it?????

THE END OF BLAIRISM?

a-alright you're right, he'll be PM in another few years after the tories and DUP make a pigs ear of parliment and people vote for strong and stable corbyn

you sound like a hillary supporter you know that?

women always fuck it up

I really don't see how anyone can see this as a loss. We get to have the best party in the UK (DUP) in power.

It backfired a lot. Labour spanked the Conservatives up and down the country.

They won Canterbury ffs. They won Battersea.

Corbyn literally raped May last night.

LABOUR DELUSION

>LAB + SNP + LD = 50.4% of the vote

REEEEEEEEE WE WON LET US BE GOVERNMENT

/r/ukpolitics + /r/unitedkingdom losing it

Jonathan Bartley is assblasted about everything, he literally thinks UKIP are fascists

>labour nearly got more votes than tories

Point out where I'm wrong pls.

If the DUP Hates Faggots this much is there any chance Farron will join the coalition?

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Osborne seems to be enjoying this.

You're kinda right desu, it only seems good for jezza because the polls were wrong.

If the polls were always correct then Jeremy would be resigned by now

LD would never enter a coalition again

>They would have won if they didn't lose

POO IN LOO

Why are the shills on suicide watch?

>They finally realised the Conservatives would still be in power
>the butthurt starts
Right on time.

>this green guy simulataneously complaining that they got more votes than the DUP but declaring UKIP a dead party when they got more votes than the Greenns

What did he mean by this?

I'm on my tablet but here's some text:

>"Things might be worse than where they were before. Looks like Tory and DUP will form government. DUP with policies such as restricting abortion and blocking gay marriage, lovely people..."

Why isnt May resigning

Lmao this stupid bitch has to be crashing the Tories on purpose

Whether you're left or right last night was good

Blairism is dead
Meme politics are dead
SNP have taken a spanking
Corbyn has shown that Jews have no place in the UK
DUP will execute gays and taigs
Boris Johnson will become leader of the conservatives

>it's claire underwood again

so what is happening? another election later this year? will corbyn take it eventually? are you guys fucked?

xoxoxox

You still dont get it do you?

hillary supporters aren't wrong in that she got a majority of the vote but both of you still dont understand.

NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE YOU HAVENT WON

>no confidence vote

that's not how it works, but a second election would be the result. the opposition would have 14 days to try and form a government and get a queen's speech through, but that isn't going to happen so would be a waste of time.

best scenario now? may stays in to hammer out a brexit deal and take the economic fallout, then resigns in three years? two years for whoever to repair the damage and prepare for 2022.

this result won't change the split in the labour party. corbyn will be lucky if there isn't another leadership challenge in the next 12 months and yet more sabotage to get him out.

He's still the bigger cuck. If he stood for a seat he'd be leader of the party by midnight, people would be begging him to take over.

But he ran away to pretend to be a newspaper editor because she hurt his feelings.

>actually expecting this spastic to articulate outside of le epic memes

it's quite a concern really, there's zero talent there to choose from
hence may being in charge in the first place

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The things I'd do for a gf with that qt accent.

GIVE THE DUP YOUR ENERGY Sup Forums


HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

labour double agent

Were you a Colony?

Would you like to become one?

Which one of you is this on BBC?

Taigs out, Brits in

This.

If she resigns, the Conservative-DUP Reich would actually be pretty based.

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