/britpol/ Dinosaurs™ Are a Work of Fiction Edition

>At a glance
DUP+CON is still only a majority of 2. Very narrow. A loss from the majority of 4 (330) that the Tories held before.
Minority government with the help of DUP all but confirmed, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP were supposedly outlining a soft border between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party, no proper source on this though
SNP got blown the fuck out, though stilll largest party in Scotland
Exit poll proving to be correct so far with only Kensington yet to declare.
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Nuttall has resigned as leader.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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dev.mydup.com/images/uploads/publications/DUP_Wminster_Manifesto_2017_v5.pdf
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/conservatives-are-utterly-fucked
youtube.com/watch?v=f9tyEa6QWHY

Nice try

>mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
archive.is/hlYmc

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Fossils are satan desu.

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THINGS ARE GOOD!

>tories btfo
>labour have no power
>Unionists win all over
>snp btfo
>the government moved to the right
>brexit still happening
>may btfo
>potential Are Bojo PM

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Leftists expect LAB + LIB DEM + SNP + GREEN + SDLP

Leftists got CON + DUP

Pottery

Oi mate. Bin those Karens. NOW.

DUP DUBBS CHECK EM

QUALITY ELECTION

UNION SAVED

DINOS BTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw

Threadly reminder that the DUP are Sup Forums-tier. (Stolen from the normies of Facebook)


>1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

>2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

>3. They are anti-women's rights

>4. They oppose gay marriage

>5. They want to ban begging

>6. They support the death penalty

>7. They are besties with UKIP

>8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

FOSSILS ARE TAIG TRICKS PLANTED BY COMMIES AND LEFTISTS

DONT BELIEVE THE LIES

Fuck the Pope and the National History Museum

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

VERY fast norwegian archiving at an incredibly hihg speed

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If smarmy celebrities didn't shill like maniacs nonstop for Corbyn and Labour, would more people have voted for them?

brexit is going to be even worse than we expected now, right?
what a blunder.

I'm moving to the Czech Republic.

DON'T LET THE TAIGS WIN

strawpoll.me/13146388
strawpoll.me/13146388
strawpoll.me/13146388
strawpoll.me/13146388

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
MUHBORTIONS

Steer clear of the CAKE or you'll end up wit Czech neck lad

6 months tops before we're all here again

>tfw you're an Irish Nationalist are still pleased with the results because of how triggered the degenerates are but you're also worried that you'll be publicly executed for your beliefs soon

Did Theresa May run a worse campaign than Hilary Clinton?

Today, lads, I'm proud of my half-Scot half-Irish heritage

YAY WE WON GUYS BRITAIN SAVED THANK FUCK FOR THAT PRO-IMMIGRATION GLOBALIST BTFO WOOOOOOOOOOOP

Anybody else enjoying our multicutlural society?

She was too smart to win

FOR A UNITED IRELAND

you have no power here

>some idiots actually voted yes

I love those sweets

>129200340
Corbyn's tripbots going bonkers.

to the camps you go

well, may never went on an unhinged rant about alex jones, so theres that

Poor leftists expected gulags and purges, instead they got internment and gay bashing.

>*blocks your path*

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCMsW7Vvdkk

Better step up our meme game for the next election then.

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK FOR EVERYONE

Corbyn!!!! He's just like Clement Atlee, lads. If Clement Atlee had lost to the Tories by 60 seats.

Orange Order in power

>Corbyn
Idiot

Reminder that the DUP are literally cucks

No. The people who get turned off by smarmy celebrities are the type of person who would have found some other reason to not vote for them anyway.

>r-racists w-watch out

>all of article 50 will used having constant elections and referenda
>"oops we are still in the eu"

It's a fokken disgrace.

It was the most generous manifesto ever and it was rejected.

Clinton won the popular vote, so yes

dev.mydup.com/images/uploads/publications/DUP_Wminster_Manifesto_2017_v5.pdf

GUINNESSHU ACKBAR

>Dinosaurs
Top fucking kek OP

Taig spotted

NO

DESPERATE

LABOUR SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

FAR RIGHT ALLIANCE

This plus PM Boris Johnson. KEK's gifts are bountiful today.

>be UKIP voter
>vote UKIP because fuck EU
>thanks to your vote rererendum happens
>vote Labour because actually maybe EU is not that bad
UKIP voters are fucking mouthbreathers confirmed

What the fuck, was going through some of the archived election threads from earlier and some dude was pretending to be me, see the incorrect trip.

Why?

>socialists on twitter comparing DUP to ISIS

We are at the start of the first episode.

The firsts cards are being put into place.

We're gonna have a new PM in a few months, a Francis Urquhart type.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/conservatives-are-utterly-fucked

Do not bin that sledgehammer.
You'll need it.

we warned you. get rid of that karen NOW

Please god let this happen.

That's it, I'm completely ignoring politics now until the next general election.

See you next time, you Jew-loving cunts.

BREAKING NEWS

youtube.com/watch?v=f9tyEa6QWHY

LOYALIST ATTACKS FUNERAL HELD FOR TAIG CUNTS JERRY ADAMS WETS HIMSELF AND RUNS AWAY

corncakes?

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Boris is not going to be PM burger.

>all these black people in york

i was thinking of moving there.

>right wing unionist takes hold of the kingdom

They like ISIS though?

WE WILL UDDERLY UXTENGUISH THE HOMMO-SEX-YULL MENACE STALKING OUR LANDS

LET NO ONE BE IN DOUBT, THESE BE CROKODEYLE POZ YE BE SPRAYIN

>implying anyone pays attention to your trip

See you in a couple of months

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This might not be that bad.

Can someone tell me of this is good or bad for the hardness of the Brexit?

>Not wearing American stick ball hats
Fake

This is amazing

Fucking lefty-pol had no idea there was something even worse than May just lurking around the corner

DON'T BE A TWAT

BIN THAT NAT

You're not wrong, but I just don't know why anyone would impersonate me.

UKIP voters who honestly thought Tories was a decent alternative to UKIP are equally as fucking stupid.

Fuck i guess i'm gonna have a wank over that

Donald Trump is a rich man and a hygeine fanatic.

The DUP are farmers who have no qualms getting their hands dirty.

Kekworthy tryhard and "leader of the alt-right" and "leader of GamerGate" Vox fucking Day is shilling hard for Boris...

Look in your heart, you know its true

The DUP are a bunch of sexually repressed Christian weirdos

>You didn't vote 3rd party to try and change things
What if those 2 SNP faggots in North East Fife stayed at home?

THE POPE CREATED DINOSAURS TO MISLEAD US FROM THE TRUE WORD OF GOD ALL DINOSAURS ORIGINATE FROM THE VATICAN DARWIN WAS A TAIG

SMASH THE SHINNERS

so why did the SNP get rogered?

>DURMPPPPPTHBLUMPPPFRUUUUUUMPDROMPTHFFFTH
The absolute state of normie politics lads.

>karen surrender bins in our lifetimes

This man is seriously like the villain in a fucked up cult horror film

dont be a bore
dump that dinosaur

ten donald trumps???

THAT'S TWENTY SCOOPS!