Daily reminder to not forget to have daily sex for maximum testosterone gains

Daily reminder to not forget to have daily sex for maximum testosterone gains

>daily sex meme
My wife (and, sometimes, my cock) gets pretty sore after a good night of pounding, typically we have to wait a day or two. Or do you not fuck the everliving shit out of your woman when you fuck her?

>daily sex
>maximum testosterone
pick one

>i must rest for days after sex
T.testlet

t. Burger with cut cock

Uncut master race here never wife nor myself sore after a pounding.

>My wife (and, sometimes, my cock)
She gets sore from the bull, not you.

When you're with the same woman for a while, sometimes you're okay with not having sex every day

Orgasm decreases test and makes you meek.

.... orgasm sends your balls into overdrive producing more sperm and T.

this is true.
>he fell for the fornication jew

When you enter your 30s you'll realize that you can't fuck every day.

How could that make sense? 1, more stimulation means you'll get sore more easily. 2, how does the cut/uncut status of your dick affect her soreness?

Whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better, pal.

Orgasm does not effect your test levels one way or the other it's pseudoscience garbage that was perpetrated by one shitty Chinese study with a shit load of confounding factors.

don't argue with 16 year old virgins on Sup Forums about sex, bro...

Sorry, on Sup Forums

Daily reminder that to increase your testosterone in any significant way you need to INJECT TESTOSTERONE

i have done nofap for 200 plus day and ive never been healthier or stronger.

I have to but only because my taste gets too fucking crazy

First it's tits and pussy aww right, fuck for a week straight and it's honey can you bind your chest and make it look smaller, also get the china dress out, fuck for a month straight and "if you're not willing to say "ganbaruby" every time i thrust into your ass with this dildo while resting my nuts in your cunt i'm going to call off the rest of this and you won't get to shit up my nose"

That's because you can only last 5 minutes you uncut mongrel.

>having sex
>ever
enjoy your low T and no gains

...

>then a sexual emergency happens
amirite rajeed?

/thread

>When you enter your 30s you'll realize that you can't fuck every day.
That's bullshit, me and my partner spend just about every minute we're alone together fucking. Bedroom, living room, kitchen, desert, main street hiding in the back of the car, it don't matter son.

t. 41 with a healthy relationship

and yes we make each other sore. Hell she cuts me to shreds occasionally when we're going for longer than we really oughta and she gets dry. Still worth it

>SHE cuts me to shred
t. cucked aussie

>desert
I wager emus are involved.

what be sex

I'm starting today. Wish me luck amigo.

>uses the word partner
>not a faggot
Pick one and only one

Daily reminder that having sex with a man and cohabitation with said man/men increases your T levels exponentially

>me
>cucked

oh the stories i could tell you. no

No kidding there are times when I would consider cucking a woman with an emu

>Don't you wish you could please me like this?
>Your hair is nothing compared to her feathers

well she has a husband that she doesn't fuck anymore, we're in love and I live with them while he works to pay the bills, so I think partner is appropriate

No. Neck yourself, faggot.

Aaaand there it is.

That faggot didn't wish you shit but I will user, and I'll check those Ä‘ubs. God bless.

>"There was a man all alone;
He had neither son nor brother.
There was no end to his toil,
Yet his eyes were not content with his wealth.
"For whom am I toiling," he asked,
"And why am I depriving myself of enjoyment?"
This too is meaningless-
A miserable business!"

Ecclesiastes 4:8

>my nigga
>this

good luck USA-senpai

If that's not bait you're a massive degenerate and you should feel bad

KYS

Good luck man, I'm starting today too

Only having sex with your wife. LOL.

That's what SB's are for.

Do I lose my testosterone if I have a wetdream?

Don't trust this Jew

> wife

lel

>tfw you've been used as a setup for top tier aussie shit posting

>she cuts me to shreds

You're not meant to fuck the bull, only prep the bull.

Get it right.

Nice broscience faggot. Sex is a primitive act for animals. If you actually want to boost your testosterone then start injecting it, not some bullshit like the nofap and cold showers meme.

you realize thats just a shit-tier Sup Forums meme, right? there's no proof that daily sex lowers your testosterone.

that's weird, isn't it the opposite way? I remember some boxing documentary where the guys wouldn't have sex prior to the game, etc.

Uncut cock doesn't scrape vaginal walls and all lubricants out of her, uncut penis slides in and out of forskin while you slide in and out of her, the forskin creates a seal keeping her vaginal lubricants inside her so she doesn't dry out.

If she doesn't dry out nobody gets sore.

yeah and then i fuck your women

>checks flag
>implying he's fucking anything
Oh god mate, if you can beat the pakistani kissless virgin meme more power to you.

sure

but I can't afford daily hookers with my newstart allowance