Brit/pol/ - Paki's OUT Edition

belfastlive.co.uk/news/dup-distances-itself-sammy-wilson-10969678

The DUP has distanced itself from remarks made by MLA Sammy Wilson off camera while being interviewed for BBC Spotlight.

Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

>PM May promises to provide certainty
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>May to form 'government of certainty' with DUP backing
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

>Job centre knifeman takes workers hostage in Newcastle
news.sky.com/story/knifeman-takes-hostages-at-job-centre-in-newcastle-10909406

>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray
>Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party
>Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512

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Deport all gays, Catholics, and ethnics.

K A R E N

you're doing gods work

Who'd of thought my grandad's lot would come and save the country.

lmaoing at Ruth Davidson now that the Tories have to have a minority government with DUP.
She actually did well for the tory vote in Scotland, feel sorry for her desu.

she's not even in Westminster, what bloody difference does it make?

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>The young mobilise for the first time in like 25 years
>The elderly apathetically stay at home
>It's STILL not enough to push a Labour majority

The "Muh 18-24 bracket" narrative has been unequivocally blown the fuck out. Wait until 2022, or whenever another snap is called. The much more divided and conservative leaning 25-34 bracket, and everything over that, is going to absolutely DESTROY Labour.

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Where were you when you realised Britain is a socialist country? feels good man

>Milibandism 9 million votes
This is bullshit man, give us a real left wing alternative
>Corybynism 13 GORILLIAN VOTES

>paki's out
paki is out? that makes no sense

Ruth is too good a politician to be tied to Conservative Scotland. They're an embarrassing branch.

churchill found this the hard way in 1945

Issy so pretty x

QUESTION TIME THREAD

BBC One NOW.

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No, the UK doesn't vote for policies that fucks over their grandparents and their inheritance. Before Theresa May threw the election by introducing unelectable policies we were going to have a conservative super majority.

Nobody cares Hanz go away you arent allowed in our sekrite kewl club anyway.

No-one cares Redditfag

Bringing millions of brown people into Europe doesn't make sense either.

Reminder:
This was a great election for Corbyn.
>Gone from a 40 point minimum loss to a 29 seat gain in 3 weeks.
>No blank check for may.
>Proper opposition to May's madness.
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
>Conservative back benchers demand hard brexit.
>May finishing the job of destroying the tories.
>Labour elected next election.

What they get is no brexit due to impossible concessions demanded by all sides.
It sucks if you wanted out hard and fast, our negotiations will be a joke.

The DUP take the Tory Majority to 2 IF they all vote for Tory bills. They can tank ANYTHING controversial the tories plan unless they get their blow jobs. Not to mention her own back bench rebels will need to be appeased constantly

It's a terrible position to be in, weak af.
Corbyn is lucky she is this insane enough to carry on desu.
She won't put her party or country first though so, it's all gravy for Labour.

LOL. I'm a proud ulsterman

America was a mistake

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>DUP demands soft Brexit.
meme

Epic Return of Nige to replace the Bald Scouser Knob when?

The jobcentre was going to put me on a work experience program today but it got attacked and a knifeman held them hostage. I get to live the NEET life 1 week longer.

Not at all, check it. They rely on a soft border with the republic for most of their trade, NI voted remain.

It's harder than you'd think, it is like a job of sorts, and if you're used to a real paying job it's frustrating as fuck to be that economically powerless.
I was on it for 2 miserable months, never again.

A soft Irish border is not the same as wanting half of Romania turning up. You really think the DUP of all people want immigration?

Dropped out of uni and never worked a day in my life, kinda miserable just sitting around waiting for the day to end every day

love you jezza lad

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>bongs on twitter autistically screeching about DUP
>look up their policies thinking they're extreme right like FN in france
>believe in the same shit as your average American Republican

Why are leftybongs calling them nazis?

>"Muh 18-24 bracket" narrative has been unequivocally blown the fuck out.

you types were claiming the yougov stats were unreliable at 55% youth turnout and labour were to be utterly destroyed

two weeks of claiming the polls were inflating their vote, the landslide was coming.

Well 72% of the youth turned out and labour gained 30 seats, I think you were BTFO friend

>People wanting May to resign

Are they fucking stupid?? Do they not realise that this will just fuck things up further?

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>Having one with out the other.
Kek, won't happen.
They need the soft border and it's an impossible juggling act for May in the negotiations.
Open some popcorn and enjoy the shitshow.

It is miserable mane, get a job, good for self esteem, over all health and the country.
Life's much better working, even in a shit job.

>tfw no more classic Guido

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Their past is the ammo for this. It's good though, more votes for labour next time.
>Useful idiots.
Lovely jubbly.

URIP

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Mummy May claims another.

because in the troubles they were basically linked to paramilitaries

they supported the unionist version of the IRA. You compare them to the FN but the FN never dealt with people that shot up funerals or bombed pubs killing innocents.

you can't really compare any British political party to American republicans, they are nothing alike.

Scotland here.

APOLOGISE

>tfw no chinese wife

>That young disheveled Harry Cole

why din't you vote sir bucket head?

That's LORD Buckethead to you

Who support Boris here? I love his sharp intellect and Telegraph articles. youtube.com/watch?v=BXy__5whR5c

a more dangerous and popular Cameron. No appetite for a pompous toff like Boris though, if he becomes leader Labour will win.

Dipshit, don't you see? This is the highest turnout for the 18-24 bracket in YEARS. If there was a chance for Labour to gain a majority, it was here. And they didn't get CLOSE.

You guys can claim this at a victory, but the fact is, even with "muh youngers!", Labour were 50 seats short a majority. The Conservatives, during a lackluster turnout for their more older voters, STILL managed to become the majority party AND form a coalition with another right-wing party.

This is the extend of Labour's influence right now, and it was NOWHERE NEAR enough. You guys have been eternally BTFO.

>supporting Boris "it would be difficult to say no to a Syria strike" Johnson

Witty and charming he may be, but in the end he's just another neocon/neolib stooge.

some of these are brutal, especially that bingo one.

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there will never be better banter than Cameron, Balls, and Miliband at PMQs.

If they sent me to poundland to slave for free, I would intentionally sabotage the shop. I would go out of my way to be the worst employee you ever did see. Good luck finding me, I'll be watching footy on my phone whilst I hide in the toilets.

I'd break equipment. I'd get girls numbers. And I'd talk shit about the supervisor to my polish co-workers because I know poles are snakes and would eventually tell the supervisor. Unless the supervisor has big tits in which case everytime she spoke to me I'd make a point of talking back to her tits.

I'm the neet warrior, fuck with me and I will annihilate you.

I was wondering why it's so slow, turns out there's another thread where everyone is

The problem comes at the next election when the elderly have been robbed by the government and died.

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Holy fuck I love him, he's the Dennis the menace of politics.

Fair play m8, I really don't care, but you'd be happier when working, the money(maybe not from poundland jobs lol) makes you more free to enjoy life and all it has to offer.
You'll meet girls and once you stop spilling spaghetti, meet a nice girl and reproduce.
Or you can neet it up, with no self esteem or future lol

Fail

The Del-i mean Leadership, Theresa. Hand it over, only i can be the true constitutional monarchist.

If it isn't on the left it's far right according to the modern lefty

>Ukip

LOL

The moment I realised Brexit was a bad idea was when I noticed how many Americans were supporting it.

A Yank makes yet another thoughtful, insightful contribution

Lads, a THICC girl just matched with me on Tinder

I'm a child of the earth my friend. Squatters rights. I'm off the grid, completely. No benefits. Use free WiFi, collect empty cartons of coffee for a free coffee from McDonald's. Talk to all kinds of people, drug addicts, homeless, mental health issues. People have got some fucking great stories. Life is grim. We have to find pleasure wherever we can. Where would I fit back into society? Poor in wallet, but rich in mind.

KEK They've discovered the DUP pepe's.

Give it a decent go and you'll see. Arbeit macht frei. For real.

On tonight's show!

>Anthony Joshua
>Rachel Weisz
>Martin Freeman
>Greg Davies
>Shawn Mendes

BBC One, 10:35pm

Theresa May is the worst PM ever

Fanastic episode of QT one must say

this doesn't look like shilling at all

>watching prole tier """entertainment"""

Anyone got that "What I voted for/ What I got" meme for Corbyn versus the DUP?

>So once Brexit happened (in their minds it's a done deal) they just switched back to Labour, because now with the Poles and Romanians going they can get their council houses and bennies back which is wot wus pwomised by Leigbour n dat cos wot them bankers n dere bounses

Same thing happened across Yorkshire and the North East.

I genuinely think a lot of people elsewhere in the country are shocked to find out how stupid most people are in Yorkshire, Lancashire and the N.E. Most, if not all, of the thickest people in England that are actually English live there. Their capacity for stupidity knows no bounds.

I'm from Leeds and went to Leeds University. A very well off friend of mine wanted to be a teacher (save the world, save the whale, save are NHS even though her parents had her on BUPA) and asked about a school near where I grew up. I warned her, in plain English, just how stupid people were around there and that it would put her off teaching forever. She didn't listen to me and listened to a friend who talked about the "opportunities at a hard school". I went to a school nearby when I was younger, and although it wasn't quite that bad it was woeful and I knew they'd eat her alive.

Teaching career abandoned after a stint at a school full of absolute mutants. She now works for British American Tobacco.

Northerners are just thick. I've got angry when people have said that in the past, but I've realised that people from the North of England are idiots and the only people that are bigger idiots are those from the South who idolise the place.

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Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

You support this shit?

You fags, where do you think your nurses, accountants, lawyers, and engineers are going to come from?

I fear Brotish politcs conforms to the Third Law of Thermodynamics, and this implies that the universe is sure to die of entorpy, eventually.

out of nowhere desu. Isabel is amazing.

Is May going to have to hang back on her internet legislation now that she will lead a minority government?

>The quantity of non-EU IT workers coming to the UK to fill local skills gaps swelled to a new high of 36,015 in 2016.

That's Shariah May for you.

Daily reminder that this is what (((capitalists))) want.

yeah the poor people should have just voted tory and been even worse off than now

From England.

Most likely.

>fall for the programming meme
>have to compete with thousands of PooInLoos because there's a "labour shortage"

"Labour shortage" is the biggest meme in politics.
Sorry guise we need open borders there's a labour shortage


Daily reminder: Labour shortages are irrelevant. As long as people are employed, we're laughing. Laboru shortages are memes created to bring in more workers and make natives less secure in their jobs.

>Is May going to ... hang ..?
Yes.

>last job I applied for had at least 100 other applicants
>"Labour shortage"

Business owners need to be hung.

>now
I like how they presume that they're new when they've been around before Trump was a thing

idont think so.

thers a good chance her and the dup will ramp up the anti terror rhetoric, since that is in mnay ways the DUP's home turf.

And of course as we all know
>measures against terrorism
translates to
>measures to curtail liberty

we're seizing the memes of production when May falls next week

"Labour shortage" means wages are too high and you need to drive them down for your business lords.

And stop replying to yourself.

The moon is beautiful where I am.
Dark blue sky and a golden moon.

We need to organise a Brexit rally. Cunts like Alistair Campbell and other Blairites are trying to spin this election result as a vote for remain

>Brexit talks are in 10 days
>May falls in 7 days
Sad!

So will the DUP make the Tories actually BASED?

BRITAIN YES!

CO STOMPE FOR PM

for your attention

>pakis out
>government wants at least 350,000 in
Please don't tell me you're so retarded that you voted Tory because you think they'd remove pakis...

Fuck off Graham. Nobody watches.

entertain me with your amusing notions of why may will fall next week.