>be krautfag
>browse Sup Forums
>accidentally leave tab open
>mom finds out and is totally shocked
>"user! did you learn nothing from history? how can you browse such disgusting, antisemitic websites? what's next, ISIS?"
>tells my grandpa everything
>expect that he gives me a moral lecture or something shit
>he comes inside, tells my mom to leave us alone.
>suddenly he has tears in his eyes
>"user I am so proud of you! I though you would never find out the truth! I thought the Jewish brainwashing in your school succeeded."
>he was indifferent to me my entire life, but now he likes me.
>gives me his HJ knife.
>"now I can die in peace, knowing that our battle wasn't lost after all and you take responsibility. but this is our secret. don't tell mom ok?"
>fast forward 5 months...
>he is lying in his bed and dying, but with his last breath he whispers something in my ear.
>"user...."
>"yes?"
>"user.... the Jews did this..."
>get my knife out and stare at it like it's going to explode full with hatred...
>squeeze it until my knuckles are white.
>this was the day I swore revenge.
Be krautfag
nice blog where can I subscribe?
have finnished larping?
Cool story bro. What do you do now?
would make a great comedy skit, jewboi
>this is what germans skinheads are reduced to
>literally fantasizing about a non existent grandfather who also blames DA JOOs for their own inadequacies.
are those knives even sharp enough to shape the soap?
And this grandpa's name...
Albert Einstein
things that never happened, the blog
One blade can make 2,000 lampshades before going blunt, very efficient
>last words
>the Jews did this
kek
enjoyable larp
women are the worst
and his name was Uncle Ben and you are Peter Parker, right?
Cool story Ahmed when's the book out?
this. Ahmed is trying to assimilate into german culture
Thanks for that user. Make sure to come back and tell us the details of your jewish revenge. Perhaps you could video some revenge happenings for us. Wear a GoPro and upload us some gore like Lucca Magnotta did. Cant wait for the next exciting installment user...
Beatiful story, but did you make it up?
>American flag
>Posting blacked propaganda
>Bashing Aryans
>Defending Jews
The eternal burger strikes again.
Cool, now go establish the 4th Reich.
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I have an officers dagger just like this. I hope I am the old man in your story.
DAS IT HANS
DAS IT
>SIEG HEIL MEIN KRAUT FREUND
das ist cringe
No, it's the total truth. But I can't post a pic of the knife. The risk is too big.
I can always say it was a collectors item but after this thread I could go to prison or some shit if I posted evidence against me and they found it.
I love LARP threads
I believe you......but my Tommy gun don't!
That HJ dagger is fake..
Look it up.
Of course it is. I found this picture on the Internet genius.
You honestly gonna think I will post my real knife and risk that my IP is forever stained with that shit and they SWAT my apartment because they think I hoard here nazi stuff?
No way bro. Right now everyone thinks I'm just bullshitting and LARPing and I will see to it that it will remain that way.
Godspeed, user, all the best
Fucking Jews giving grandpa cancer and shit!
Monsters.
My grandpa died of cancer too! They must be stopped!
Nice tale, you can keep telling yourself this story but anyway, you lost and ruined the future of the european white civilization. The jews will never, NEVER forget and you doomed us all. Your grandpa was a faggot sucking russian dicks on the eastern front while his wife was raped by american niggers. Nicely done...
this was fucking epic.
we are winning the culture war pedes.
It's only a matter of time before the normies are redpilled
This is the best fucking timeline
Shut up moron, we aren't winning a god damn thing. Half of the US hates trump because he said a few bad things about minorities.
We have no births. Soon whites will die out.
what is sarcasm
>german understanding sarcasm
>brazilian not being a monkey
>czech not starring in gay porn
LARPing or not, yes the jews did this and you must take revenge. Remember that (((they))) wanted the destruction of your people even before WWII.
good post
I wish I had a nazi grandpa :(
Do it, Hans. Do it for the fuhrer!
So your parenta named you user?
lol faggot
LARP harder Kraut
Newfag kys
Good news ! You have one ! Well grandma maybe never told you about that night the krauts visited her...
>be burger
>late 20s
>haven't lived with my mom in 10 years
>see her 2-3 times a year
>she texts me sometimes
what are you doing to reclaim your lands and cleanse your people of filth, user?
Gas them, Hans. Gas them all.
The Holocaust didn't happen but it should have, and we're going to make it happen.
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the 4th reich isn't totally rising
absolutely nothing is going on
please keep circualting and shitposting
Hier ist nichts zu sehen.
I tell my family always about shitposts on Sup Forums and how we have to kill the muslims soon but also have to holocaust the jews this time for real because they are behind it.
>mom finds out and is totally shocked
>mom
back to your kinder garten madrassa, von scat features
You have no problem shitting on the shill self-hating germans, but this activates your almonds?
Friend of mine has one of those knives that his dad took during the Battle of the Bulge.
So how is your gramps enjoying your Bund-babes getting blacked, and Allahized?
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I found that same knife after i went to save my dead granfathers stuff from my family giving it away to the homeless.
>get my knife out and stare at it like it's going to explode full with hatred...
>squeeze it until my knuckles are white.
>this was the day I swore revenge.
kek
KEK
K E K
This is some high level autism.
>revenge
>posts it on Sup Forums
Meanwhile
>Grandpa is spinning in his grave fast enough to power 1000 electric furnaces
>Hitler_Youth_Reproduction.jpg
Go back to Tumblr faggot. We will never accept you.
>>gives me his HJ knife.
why is his knife a reissue?
My grandfather sold the bayonet of my great grandfather's K98. I was so sad when I found out.
>last words
>"the Jews did this"
Because a jew invented time, and time killed him.
why can't you read the thread before asking the same obvious and retarded questions as everyone else
KRAUT NO
If its a larp, oh well, but if its truth, good on you.
R.I.P. grandpa
HAHAHAHAHAH !! OH OH OH!! MORE GRADE A AUSSIE HUMOR FOR ME PLZ! YUM YUM! FEED!
Nice story.
Tell your mom she is a cunt for scoulding you for looking at something from all sides. I would tell anyone I browse Sup Forums because I can explain that there is nothing wrong with reading what people have to say, no matter how insane their opinion.
youre going to prison man
that's a swell story user, nice knife too. Clean blade, solid handle. Very firm wood. Old-fashioned. Wouldn't be a shame if someone stuck it in your pooper. nobody's watching but me
F
Cool starry bra.
nice hitler youth knife. i almost bought one from a collector the other week, but it was missing the badge. he got it from the original owner in NZ, that managed to sneak here under a fake alias and escape the nazi hunters
local sex offender arrested outside the highschool today brandishing knife: quote "want to be your nazi opa" shouted at teenage boys
>post
>flag
Those stars should have 6 points and those stripes should be blue.
dude just use a vpn or something holy christ