I'm going to the UK in a few weeks, what self defence items am I allowed to carry?
Alright bongs
You'll be fine just pay attention to the exchange rate
I'm going on business, so I'm expensing everything. I'm also bring as much trump swag as I can fit in a suitcase
A rape whistle.
Kek that's kinda what I imagined
Is that for rounding up victims!?
Where can I buy one?
>Is that for rounding up victims!?
My sides
If a man in a trench coat tries to sell you knives just walk away, it might be a cop
Shove pic related up your ass. You'll thank me later.
nah that's classed as an assault on their ears
>self defence
We don't allow that sort of thing here chum. Run, Hide, Tell. And for the love of god sit down to urinate.
Use your fists you faggot you dont need weapons
a butt plug
That's a good note
>Ted Heath
>Fired are enoch
>was a pedo
Checks out,.
>Yankee man beats Muslim children to death with butter plug
I like the sound of that
It irks me that the flag is the wrong way.
Jesus, is that for real?
>rapist gets their dick pricked
>proceeds to beat the bitch to death in anger
>or just put it in her ass
Great device!
If you are anglo we shall defend you brother,
if not WE'RE FULL.
a teaspoon, if you have the right paperwork done out
>gets stabbed