>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray >Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party >Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512
It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred years The Anglo has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the blood, and master of a million countries by the might of his inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the Commonwealth for whom a thousand Aryans are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Anglo continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty Businessmen cross the muslim-infested miasma of the Continent, the only route between distant still important countries, their way lit by the Astroanglonomican, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted nations. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Special Air Service, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the British Army and countless commonwealth defence forces, the ever vigilant British police and the Web-priests of the Anti Internet Hate Crime Unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aryans, muslims, muricans - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of tradition and patriotism, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of Empire and Glory, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the Continents, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Thomas Bennett
Who's the better Nigel: UKIP's Farage or DUP's Dodds?
Xavier Peterson
REEEEEE SOME OTHER COUNTRY HAVE A HAPPENING FFS
Benjamin Thompson
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Caleb Garcia
>yfw floating kippers all turn red
Jordan Diaz
Sounds like something needed smashing lad
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Camden Cooper
>Astroanglonomican, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy
Andrew Robinson
Good but no mention of beady eyes so only 9/10.
Carter Gray
>tfw there are people who support UVF/DUP terrorists
Aaron Miller
DUP will fix British society
Aaron Gutierrez
Rightly, do me a good DUP Greentext mate
Carter Diaz
>The suspect reportedly shouted "NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!" according to witnesses
Matthew Sullivan
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Josiah Ross
Nothing on CNN.
Not happening
Jose Lee
Farage and I don't even like the self-aggrandising prick.
Hudson Jenkins
Near impossible to fit in while keeping to the structure of the original
Jordan Phillips
>there are people who don't support based loyalist SMASHing the fenian scum
Adam Jackson
Go away momentum
Charles Bennett
>Paisley Town center NEVER, NEVER, NEVER
Mason Taylor
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James Reyes
How about slotting it into the SAS description? They have pretty beady eyes and they killed a lot of Aryans during ze war.
Caleb Sanchez
Paisley doesn't have as many pakis as nearby Glasgow but it has a lot of junkies, it is probably just a stabbing for drugs/drug money
Anthony Morgan
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Hunter Watson
Another successful debut of my Pepes in the press.
Blake Fisher
>Entire country is run by paedos and has been for decades
You know, that actually explains a lot.
Jaxson Russell
Repost as I was having a good chat # I'm a lawfag so I was helping defend folk in the deep deep south.
Most black, all poor, all poorly educated.
Aside from Sup Forums memery I believe very strongly in justice and as a Texas sheriff told me "we figger as long as we take some negro out of circulation, it don't really matter if it's the right one" is inimical to me.
The prisons themselves make ours look like paradise.
I stayed in touch with a few of the lads. Mostly send them pictures of my travels and my pets, one lad has been locked up since he was 18, he's in his fifties now. So even hearing about smart phones and seeing pics of when I was in Africa is mind blowing to him. Always tells me to give my doggo a pat and feed my fish when I write to him.
I know he's not a nice lad but keeping him on ice for his natural span isn't right either.
Nathaniel Wood
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Matthew Foster
STOP TALKING ABOUT NORTHERN IRELAND
WE USED TO BE A SMALL HERMIT NATION ALLOWED TO HATE THE FAGS IN PEACE AN QUIET
BUT NO YOU ENGLISH HAVE TO GO AND FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ARSE
IF IT WASN'T FOR SCOTLAND LABOUR WOULD HAVE WON
THE FUCKING STATE OF THAT
SCOTLAND IS THE REASON A TORRIE GOV EXISTS
AND ENGLAND STILL WOULD HAVE FUCKED IT UP
I MEAN UOU ONLY JUST GOT MUDDED LIKE 3 TIMES IN 3 MONTHS BUT WHOS COUNTING
AND NOW BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BEG US TO SAVE YOUR UNWIPPED ARSEHOLES THE ENTIRE WORLD IS CRITICISING OUR GAY BASHING WE'LL BE A LIB DEM TIER COUNTRY IN 5 YEARS BECAUSE OF YOU
FUCK ENGLAND
INDEPENDENT NI NOW
Gabriel Anderson
delet
Lucas Hall
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Asher Robinson
>Trump supporters >just, like, the worst guys fucking buzzfeed
Luis James
naive child
Eli White
I'm dying
Luke Morales
Your Pepes really cannot be stopped
Jordan Clark
Oh boy a free paedometer!
Jonathan Gonzalez
I could but it changes the word count and pacing, trying to find something to replace the line "the space marines" I could do the beady x, but the SAS aren't marines so I need to find a word with similar cadence that more accurately describes them
Joseph White
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Aiden Taylor
Congratulations, setting a Pepe free into the wild must never be easy.
Brandon Watson
Congrats user, good to see Pepe artists getting mainstream recognition.
Joseph Howard
Fucking yanks thinking British Nationalist populism is inspired by Drumpf and not the other way around.
Jack Reed
If DUP are not officially in coalition, they don't get any positions in the government, am I right? So what can Tory give them?
David Robinson
>le wheat fields >le hymns >le vicars daughter
You can accurately extrapolate what Theresa May is actually like based on what BS she, her colleagues and friends (were told to) say about her and inverting it. She must be the most filthiest depraved minx around.
Hudson Nguyen
@election_data turned out to be full of shit
Kayden Sanders
wow that was quick
Henry King
Its lightening striking the ground where Paisleys come back as Jesus
Brandon Wright
Corbyn got such a massive vote on the back of a lot of promises so there's two ways he can fuck things up with newly "converted" supporters, one is by scaling back promises on things like tuition fees and taxes and the other is by going too far to the left.
Will he pull a May?
Ayden Turner
This is known as a "Paisley shirt" top kek
Carter Lee
He got a huge youth turnout and was against an awful leader with a terrible manifesto. I dont think he'll have a better chance
Jayden Torres
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Lincoln Perez
Ah well, works well without it. Just need someone to create a God-Emperor Mosely and you're set.
Angel Ward
he just has to keep doing the same thing, now that the PLP will be forced to throw their full weight behind him and the media will have to accept him as a legitimate opposition leader.
Colton Wright
>CLAPPIT >MANCH >AND >BANES
Hudson Miller
They will tell the DUP they will push some legislation or another. Nothing as mental as what the DUP would like
Kevin Allen
Also lads I'm sorry last thread I referred to an article and fucking forgot to post it.
Tories just need to offer more gibs and have a leader who isn't totally wooden and they'll be back in the game.
Christopher Bailey
>Horrendousness
Zachary Moore
He doesn't have to deliver on them yet so can keep promising nonsense and gibs for all.
Jaxon Williams
Sweet sweet money, that and pushing through a few bits of legislation and turning a blind eye to the RHI scandal
Northern Ireland is tiny compared to the rest of the UK, the amount of money they would have to pay in bribes is quite small for the effect it would have
When the fuck are Betfair paying this meme out? The second BBC said that Theresa May wasn't resigning, I put down £300 with £650 returns. I want my £600.
It's now at 1/10 so looks like I made the right call.
Josiah Gomez
Yeah, he's pretty much untouchable until he cocks something major up, like an election.
Remains to be seen on the press though, he got a battering but I don't know if they'll stop that just because he gained a few seats.
Noah Davis
I know it isn't popular on Sup Forums but I listen to a lot of early American music, blues and gospel especially. Some of the best field recordings are in the prison systems in the deep south - Parchman Farm or Angola. The old timers were still singing songs from the 1800s by the time Alan Lomax turned up with his recording equipment. Must've been interesting to see it up close.
Think I left another book recommend in the last thread (Norm Cohn - in Pursuit of the Millenium) but can't find the tab to check.
DUP know exactly how to deal with terrorism ..... give them the home office ... fuck it , give them the foreign office too
Aiden Martinez
No
Evan Green
>So what can Tory give them?
Open border with Eire post-Brexit.
Sebastian Johnson
before the election even lefty rags like the Guardian and the Independent were losing enthusiasm in him before he started gaining in the polls. now they'll be all in on him from the start because they think he can actually win.
Joseph Taylor
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Matthew Martinez
That makes sense, thx.
Brandon Gonzalez
loyalist murals are shite compared to republican ones
Justin Reyes
Well done lad.
Liam Morgan
I think I might be in love with issy...
William Smith
So no happening in Paisley? Just a bunch of drunk jocks?
Jonathan Edwards
kino
Angel Diaz
Is it all kicking off again in Northern Ireland? What have we done?
Connor Williams
Poor guy desu. Virgin for life who became a child rapist because he had no social skills to interact with women.
Mason Morales
>Palestinians can't even support the loyalists of their own country without being called terrorists
Juan Brooks
She might let you be her slave
Luis Rodriguez
A chance to anger Sinn Fein.
James Reed
>losing enthusiasm
They never had any, they laid into him from the start.
Brody Fisher
>points finger at temple You won't need a border at all if Ireland becomes part of the UK
