Brit/pol/ - Theresa May Will Not Be Our Prime Minister By The End Of The Summer edition

>PM May promises to provide certainty
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>May to form 'government of certainty' with DUP backing
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

>Job centre knifeman takes workers hostage in Newcastle
news.sky.com/story/knifeman-takes-hostages-at-job-centre-in-newcastle-10909406

>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray
>Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party
>Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512

>UK's youngest double murderers named
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-37907410

>Mum had gun and drugs in kitchen cupboard
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-40226830

>Stabbing in London's Russell Square not terror-related police say
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/stabbing-londons-russell-square-not-terror-related-police-say/

>How Theresa May's gamble failed
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/09/theresa-may-election-gamble-fail-conservatives-majority-polls

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I predict violent leftist protests the likes of which haven't been seen since the Iraq War, because of this DUP shit

Why am I supposed to give a fuck about the DUP's ties with paramilitaries when we let Sinn Fein run in elections without so much as a comment?

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Polfag in Belfast reporting in AMA

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what estate

Northern Irish politics should never seep out of our containment zone

Tommy met Molyjew

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What somewhere else in Europe to have a happening lads.

Do you accept that the sausage roll bap is superior to whatever shit you eat down there?

They are both shitheads who should be put on an island to fight to the death tbqh.

"Civil war erupts" jesus the hyperbole

Running low on murals

Reminder Ireland has subsidised the evival of a dead language so much you can see the border on a map.

Imagine living in the universe where Andrea Leadsom was PM, I can't even begin to imagine it throwing up twists like this.

issy...

So hard or soft brexit?

There's actually fears that in the event of a boarder referendum that The Republic may say no for this very reason.

I'm thinking about signing up for the military to kill people. I have a degree, so I could become an officer. Then transfer to a PMC or something, I don't know...

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Last mural, gonna post the one that most kekworthy

Do Irish people actually speak it in their day to day life or is it purely for meme purposes?

I wonder how many people dismiss Tommy because of his accent?

I have lived in Belfast for the past 11 years and I swear I have absolutely never heard Irish before. I don't even know how it sounds

Not much we can do about that with the laws we have currently

They're going to find someone even stupider?

Probably like Welsh but if the speaker was more drunk.

The Irish seem to be ever so slightly upset about this whole DUP thing lads.

So all in all it was probably a good move.

What am I looking at.

no upcoming wars

Meme language, like Welsh.

So tea drinkers, without May does this mean brexit is no more?

A few in rural areas will speak it day to day but the vast majority don't

Red, White and Blue brexit

>thisiswhatretardedyanksthink.txt
Irish was dead prior to 1920. The Republic wasted money to revive it solely to not be English.

Northern Ireland DID NOT do this, and as you can see the map is different because of it.

i was joking baby luv u

I can name at least 650

>when you vote for comrade corbyn to get free shit but you wake up the next day and ethno-sectarian creationist christians lead the goverment

i dont give a shit if the GOV collapses twitter is fucking hilarious atm

I only went and got banned on election night didn't I

All I did was post a harmless fake 'reply to this post or...' BBC News edit. Nobody got upset by that sort of throwaway humour until recently.

There is a large percentage of the Welsh population who speak Welsh as a first language at home, followed by English.

Map of Irish speakers. See:

Thinking of this, who controls upkeep of the murals?
Looking at some of the ones the Americlap posted, some in a pretty dire condition, and could do with some touch ups. And don't get me started on the faces.

Would the para's kneecap you for touching them up, are they that sensitive?

> Belfast
>North Ireland
>Part of UK
That's not really Ireland now is it.

Go for it. Becoming an officer is easy as piss. I passed the test when I was literally in y10. But there doesn't look like there will be any conflicts soon though.

Alright, well that's unfortunate for you then. Obviously we don't want your economy to collapse, and frankly (as an Englishman) I wouldn't mind paying more taxes to ensure that you lot do alright in the long term.
That being said, if you drag us back into the EU, you're fucking dead to us, and I'll personally petition the ROI to invade you.

We speak English here sometimes we use popular Irish phrases and slang too, it's mainly used when we leave Ireland and want to talk about people without them understanding.

Depends if you live on East or West.
I'm from the east and probably never been on the west side

you missed out

I think whatever the Europeans were going to offer hasn't changed. That's nothing, by the way. They'll just get more people sympathetic to their position.

What matters is what we do after.

Yep, a few places have tried to revive languages that were dead.

The only place where it worked was Israel, partly due to the fact that you had jews from all over showing up speaking languages that where not the same, so it made sense to have a language that was not any of them to be the national language.

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WHAT ESTATE YE WEE FANNY

Why doesn't he move to Norn Iron?

Interesting.
I speak polish when I'm in the UK/Ireland and heavly mixed polish with english while in Poland for maximum encryption

Northern Ireland was the only country in the uk with a leader that supported brexit.

That's not so bad. People were posting legit CP

There's always a war coming. Regardless, what do you think? I hate being told what to do and I'm a massive loner. I don't think I'll do well, but I need some purpose.

ive got a question like
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would old people (prot/cath whatever) get pissed if you went over UDA/UVF/IRA murals with paint

The fuck is going on? Apparently another terrorist attack?

What's the story with Scots national party ? Salmon, sturgeon, Robertson guys like that, are they ethnically Scots Gaels that just don't speak the language or what?

>people are using my screencap in multiple edits

Because he's old and entrenched.

I am sure there is a local unit commander who you can find to talk to get permission/raise funds if he decides not to deal drugs at that moment.

>Salmon, sturgeon,
Both these guys ?
Sounds fishy.

Man seized a spork from behind bulletproof glass at a buffet table, entire city is on lockdown.

Basically something similar, if your ever in a group with a few Irish lads and they start talking to each other in Irish its safe to assume they're talking about someone in the group.

fake nationalists want to disintegrate the kingdom just to join the EU

luckily they got etrnally BTFO last night

Few lads who watched braveheart one too many times.

Salmond took part in a documentary supporting Scots in Northern Ireland so you probably wouldn't like him

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They gotten a lot more anal about that.

Still better then the assholes who where posting honest to goodness CP. I did dare click on a webm.

anyone else got a sneaking suspicion that the yoof turnout shit is being over-exaggerated?

How popular is knowledge of Irish among your average Irish pal?
I mean not just a few sentences, but up to a communicative level

It's like the way in Spanish you use the plural in masculine form even if there's a bird involved.

Izzy was on Russia Today?

Do they fuck. They explicitly support a "soft Brexit" (I thought this meme was dead...). And since they're the kingmakers in the HoC now, we basically have to do whatever they say.

Which means that the EU will kindly let us keep the Single Market, freedom of movement and the Customs Union, but in exchange, we have to pay them billions of pounds and continue to do whatever they want.

Soft Brexit means remaining in all but name.

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good luck to you bongs, do you think if theresa gets replaced with someone not shit it would be good or is it just not enough time?

officers tend to be loners, there's not wars upcoming unless you fly jets or fly UAV's. They won't repeat afghan again for a long time.

You can get in with any degree to, one of my old officers had an art degree he was a cunt that no one liked though.

You'll only be told what to do in training, after sandhurst you'll just sit on a desk all day telling 17year olds what to do.

of topic but do you care/want norn iron to join ROI?

I never said the Welsh weren't dedicated to their meme.

Do we have the numbers yet?

The past few thread have been the complete opposite to 24 hours ago, so comfy

Explain to me how they run the business of government if they abstain from sitting in Westminster?

The disrespect. That wasn't necessary. I'm starting to wish for a genuine invasion more and more.

why is every party in this country so fucking useless?

I don't like his personal trainer. They're doing a shite job.

>great shitain
THE GREAT PAKI BLACKENING OF THE UK WILL CONTINUE
HAHAHA

>demented fish

Can kneecap them if they misbehave?

Lads, I know it's great craic to LARP on about how porn is degenerate porn this board but what the fuck is actually going to happen if May tries to block porn in England. Like would people be ballsy enough to protest that shit?

Varies heavily from person to person, some are completely fluent but most are kinda at that point were you can have a slow conversation but not a full grasp of the language.

Have you ever heard someone say "clappit manch" or "chookie breesty"?

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Doesn't that sort of support the idea that there was large yoof engagement due to Corbyn?

>being confused
They support free movement between Ireland and the north, they also HATE the EU. Media translated that as wanting "soft brexit" when in reality they want the hardest possible brexit, but to keep the common travel area we've had with Ireland since 1923, half a century before the EU was formed.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Travel_Area


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no they don't get published for another week but people on twitter have been tossing this 72% youth turnout figure about even though that would be extraordinary (previous young voter turnout was between 45%-50%)

>having pride in your heritage and culture is wrong

No wonder England is overrun with niggers.

i dunno but she makes my heart physically hurt