WTF is the "Day of the Rake"?

Anons, what is this and how can I avoid it?

It looks like hostility towards Canadians, but which ones in particular?

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It's nothing. We really don't care about the Canafilate.

Kys leaf

Youtube "Day of the rope". its from the Turner diaries

All Canadians. Australia needs fertile land for us to spread our seed.

> implying there are good Canadians

Just drink your Molson and relax, leaf. Nobody I know takes Canada seriously. You guys are like the retarded brother who has to wear a helmet when he goes outside.

all canadians are fucking retards. They deserve whatever thtey get.
>especially you

All of you. Gonna be raked up and taken out with the lawn clippings. Day of the Rake! Reeeeeeeeeeee!

Day of the rake will never come. Nothing can be done about shitposting leafs. You might not like it but it's Trudeau

Be careful when you tap trees. We are watching.

You anons can't blame me. I had parents that didn't really know what they were doing! They did their best.

We can biologically engineer a virus to destroy Canada.

Looks like the fat burger is out pbr again. He's always gets uppity when he does

I don't drink. There are enough alcoholics in burger land.

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>australian
>biologically engineer

Good luck mate.

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Muh feelz

>Checks flag
>niggers in pic
Ok yeah appears authentic.

It's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

This officially a leaf hate thread

canadians are huge cucks. don't be a fucking cuck and you're safe.

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Canada would fuck australia in the ass. You guys r fucking pussies

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Oh you will know very soon...

>day of the rake
>a burger is going to attack me with a weapon that's not automatic.

Keep LARPing fatso

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You can avoid day of the rake by stopping with the shitposting.
But since you seem cool, just paint some maple syrup over your door and we'll pass your house by on the big night. Good luck!

just tryna keep you cocksucks in check

dont go full bong anymore and we will keep looking the other way with you

reminds me of the time i spent in idaho, god i loved idaho. And what a great anglo name too, like iowa, wichita, nevada, dakota... ah good times

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Day of the Rake comes for nigger Leafs like pic related.

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Kek

a term of endearment

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Can confirm user.
They have already begun to mobilize forces.

The greatest trick the aussie ever pulled was convincing the world he was a leaf

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>sporting goods

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no avoiding your canadian overlords

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When day of the rake comes we win.

Canada needs no wall. Curbs will keep these shit pots out.

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can we get an overage b& here?
mods?
maaauuuudddddds?

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day of the rake means an absence day where we wont have to interact with the most cucked country in the entire globe

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Leaf...

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You need a wall at your border with Minnesoowtuh. Shitskins love dat cross.

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It's a joke, enjoy your maple syrup and logging.

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Leaf

Mass replies should be caught by tge spam filter

God what a fucking fruit cake

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i guarantee that guy can easily beat your ass

Leaf...

More anti leaf pepes with different hats NOW

God muslims are fucking idiots

Rare....

"NEWS: Air Canada LOSES the Stanley Cup temporarily. OOPS.
I know Canadians should be quite accustomed to losing the Stanley Cup, but this time they physically lost the actual cup while delivering it to Tampa Bay on an Air Canada flight. Look. It belongs in Tampa. They kicked your asses fair and square. Quit trying to stall and just give it to them. "

But what can you do, right? Here are some of my favourite parts of the site:

#5) What Country Besides Canada Would NEED a Law Against Dwarf Tossing?
#9) Where Else Besides Canada Could You Find a Town Called "DILDO?"
#14) Their Pride In Sports That Only THEY Care About (side note: if you're a sports fan like me you might realize that he obviously isn't. He just doesn't seem to know what he's talking about sometimes)
#16) Many Canadians Seem To Think They Are Geography Majors Just Because They Go On Vacation In The US Every Year
#17) They Brag About The Most Retarded Shit - EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD WRONG
#25) The Hackneyed, the Cliched, the Absolute Fucking Truth... It's Too Goddamn Cold
#27) Their Astoundingly Stupid Responses to This Page (All of which I've gotten MANY times)


But the site doesn't end there. Also see:
negativepositive.org/Things-that-need-to-die.html
negativepositive.org/pizzavsjesus.htm
negativepositive.org/traintards.htm

are you my mother?

First way to prevent it might be kicking out Ontario before that cancer spreads to the rest of Canada.

Lebanon is mummy
We tried to have a cascadia but fetal alchol syndrome happened

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My greatest fear is once they seize the means of insulin production, there will be no stopping them.

Truck of Peace when?

Fucking seriously

web-beta.archive.org/web/20050207220935fw_/http://www.negativepositive.org:80/fuck-canada.html

Before day of the rake if America wanted to annex Alberta that would be great.

for a moment I felt something.

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Christ.

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>do-gooder image
>translation
>impotent pussies

L E A F E D

soon

Post a f*cking trigger warning ausshole!

>"We invented Hockey!"

WRONG Hockey was invented in Europe. Field hockey was played over 500 years ago in several European countries, and in the winter it was played on frozen ponds. It was later brought to North America by British troops. Woo-woo! Inventing the Zamboni doesn't mean you invented hockey. Oh, but wait. Despite your claims, you didn't invent that either, liars. Read on.

The most likely outcome. Pic related.

You will see soon enough. Saged

DESOLATION

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