The Official Sup Forums Party Manifesto

Each post is a line in the Sup Forums manifesto. I'll begin.

>grants and less taxes for new businesses

>pizza before and after each event

>gas the kikes race war now

Raise voting age to 25

>POOL'S CLOSED

>everyone gets a gf

ass the cucks rape war now

>all Alphas and Chads must now answer to the Betas

Sniff my dicks, all of them

>National Open Carry with passed background check

We fucking need this

>KILL JEWS

>remove statists

>No fucking roads

send niggers back to africa

>esoteric hitlerism is the state religion

>Journalists Must Report on Both side of every issue without ideological slant.
>Personal Ideologies maybe included at end of report with satisfactory clarification that it is THEIR OPINION

>>grants

Scam bait. Let competition thin the herd and set the grant bar high and specific. Not STEM or important national activities like agriculture? Piss off.

>Absolute Right to Freeeeedom of Speech shall not be infringed

>workers own the means of production, keep rights to what they produce

Too much wiggle room. Libel and slander law is sufficient.

nationalize the memes of production

>and kill all niggers and jews

Cool, now I can dedicate my life to slandering that fucking bitch who didn't give me pussy.

>Trump establishes new American Empire, the Middle East is ours. Deus Vult!

>so that we can

Agreed
But must be prosecuted
No more "i retracted the statement quietly while no one was listening"
IT has to be front page retractions

Workers are incompetent pieces of shit soon to be obsoleted by robots. If I own robots and work using them as tools, I own the means of production and I'm a worker.

Marxism is gasworthy and worse, requires killing all who oppose it to steal their property which then instantly empowers Bolshevik monsters. A Latvian should have some idea how that worked out for your eastern neighbor, and later Latvia. Dumbass....

In the lolbertarian utopia you don't need roads, duh

suicide at the age of 21 is mandatory

>(((Marxism))) is gasworthy and worse, requires killing all who oppose it to steal their property which then instantly empowers Bolshevik monsters.
That's a good thing.

Conservatives are economically illiterate and no fiscally right wing person will ever be able to hold power

Everyone gets a dog for their 10th birthday

>Gas all wh*te """people"""

>When protesting against the USA (unless to advocate for support and aid for a nation) waiving foreign flags shall be an arrest-able offense

No worker = no consumer
No consumer = no money
And workers would hire managers to order goods and do other tasks

And I am against the redistribution of goods

Eliminate voting rights to women.

>National Stand Your Ground

AVENGE KENNEDY

>$500.00 Reward for assisting in the stopping of a crime. Paid from the FED

Our party's stance on full employment:

>$1000.00 for assisting and /or saving the life of a LOE/First Responder

>National "Good Samaritan" protection law

No more getting sued for helping

come on goys actually post some ideas

>minimum wage is set to $10000000/hr so everyone is a billionaire

>and $1 banknote is less worth than paper used to fabricate it

>state religion is now mormonism

no? it's worth a billion dollars

>Non free javascript is banned

I am pointing at his unrealistic 'promises', since implementing that would make paper money worthless in an instant, i.e. zimbabwe where most people are billionaires.