It's Friday night...You're on here...Why?

It's Friday night...You're on here...Why?

Do you do something every single Friday? Even in my party heyday I took weekends off sometimes or you wear yourself down

It's Saturday

I have a special device that allows me to be anywhere I wish and yet still have the ability to visit websites

I dont have friends

Because I'm home from school, all
my friends live at shool or other cities, my best friend here is on a cruise, and I'm not going to a bar because I'm trying to quit alcohol.
>do I pass the test?

wrong, its midday on Saturday, you timelagged piece of shit

Tired af. Not to mention I'm 30-something, so my best days are behind me.

Is that a real fucking child in that crib?

Wanted to kill myself so took some adderall and drank while driving around listening to music, still have no will to live but at least I'm numb. I have few friends at all, none my age. But Friday is just another day, if anything I'm happier at work, at least I have a modicum of purpose

it is summer now

its half one in the arvo mate, you fellas need to really catch on up, no wonder yanks are so cucked. im off to smash some cunts on the league field

i like it. my friends are doing similar things too

Eh, I had a long week and just got off a helicopter flying around the DC National Mall/Air Force Memorial. Time to watch some anime.

No. Gf is infertile, so having fake children around suffices some primal maternal instinct, which she will never personally admit.

Yeah, just about the go out mate. If you're between 16-22 and sit on your ass every friday night you should kill yourself.

Nothing else to do

Lol

>party heyday
Chad out pls

>Your mom wanted to come over but I needed some time away from that crazed ho
I don't know op, why not?

Doing the same minus the killing myself part because that's some weak minded thinking.

That is really sad to hear, I hope everything goes well for you two.

>start lifting weights
>stop watching porn
>join a basketball, volleyball, or some other recreational league to make friends
Also don't kill yourself user. If you really feel bad just sneak on down to the ghetto and beat the shit out of a nigger.
Pros:
>your not killing yourself
>not shameful like killing yourself
>your inducing large amounts of adrenaline and increasing your happiness
>gives you a goal to work on (not getting caught)
>exercise
CONS:
>if you do die it will be painful

I tried

Sounds pretty cool and romantic desu, would like to be doing that

I'm trying to kick my weed habit so I'm staying in and playing vidya instead of going out with my stoner friends

Why not adopt children?

At work

Adopt a white baby. My parents took two years trying to have me. Somehow succeeded but mom couldn't have any more so they adopted white babies for the rest of our family.

It's Friday?

didn't even know tbqh