Hello Sup Forums. I am humbled to be in the presence of some of the most powerful people on the internet. I am new to Sup Forums and was wondering if anyone had any tips on getting connected into the community.
New to Sup Forums
lurk for 2 more years before posting agian newfag
haha stupid newfag
Kill yourself
Gas yourself
Here's what people told me 10 years ago:
lurk moar
>humble
Kindly check your newfaggotry privileges and lurk more.
leave now and never come back
Thank you for your reply
Here is a good vid to get you started
youtube.com
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lurk more
You stink of reddit if this isn't bait
Thanks for the reply, I now know my place
>not realizing that everyone on Sup Forums is automatically hostile the second they smell even slight new-faggotry
christ even i knew this when i was a new fag, you fucking new fag
>10 years ago
newfags pls go
Aggressively lurk for a minimum of two months, you should be fine to shitpost. Don't get into actual debates until you've lurked for at least half a year.
LURK MOAR FAGGOT
Yeah go back to lebbit faggot.
>being so bored you pretend to be new
Do not post for at least two years. Start saying nigger, faggot, cunt, and kike in public places.
I want to thank all of those who responded, I now know my place
you can never leave
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Things started going much better for me once I started calling people niggerfaggots and cuntkikes at work. I even got a raise!
Thanks, Sup Forums
>this retarded newfuck got quads
it's not fair!
>that get
Now I'm mad.
no matter what, always know your opinions are correct and that everyone else is a faggot. Also mine (you)'s which can be traded for actual money in the real world.
wrong
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Everybody has to post a pick of their butthole and drivers license the first day. A loyalty test. Do it of GTFO.
死ね
I'm here since a year
the key is to always talk about how much you hate niggers and ((them))
( if you don't at first, just pretend, that's what I did for some weeks)
you'll soon find out who ((they)) are
you also need to understand the importance of ancient chaos gods and numerology in politics
there are other things but I won't spoiled them to you, it's funnier to find out by yourself :)
Either go back to plebbit or burn that bridge and lurk moar
Is this the really real world?
>be a newfag this new
>get quads
Tfw you have never got quads
You're stuck here forever.
One of the best ways to get connected is to bring us rare pepes like this one
first, register an account!
pick a great name and tripcode.
to do this - under name type
Nickname!passphrase
then start contributing by replying to posts! replies act as upvotes. you'll be meming before too long so hang in there newfriend ;^)
get involved and make great memes!
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shut the fuck up and read threads for 6 months. Save every picture you like and learn to find new ones from original sources. Learn to make quick edits in photoshop and paint, like 2 minutes quick.
It would be good to learn to stop saying "I" too.
Get used to finding store fronts and street signs quickly.
holy shit, those numbers
praise kek, you have a huge power inside of you but you don't know it yet
you're probably stuck here forever
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Get involved in nazism, white nationalism, and take ALL of the redpills
And lurk more dumbbutt
>Get used to finding store fronts and street signs quickly.
hon hon hon
A-are you the chosen one? Foretold?
Such numerical prowess. You might be the one.
Steal this image for Day of the Rake.
normies coming here to steal our quads
>squidward colored green
>rare pepe
fuck
off
Hello, Media Matters. The first step is to go and stick a broken jar up your ass and the second step is to die. Have a nice time.
Witnessed
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Heres a new pepe 4u
Listen to the first thing that pops up when you look up "Grün ist unser Fallschirm" on YouTube
underrated
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Tip 1: Lurk moar
Tip 2: see tip 1
If you really want in you'll need these.
Welcome, fellow 4channer :^)
Don't listen to this commie scum. We ARE the facists, not the cucks that oppose them.
Dont listen to this nazi, we are all Antifa cover-operators.
>trying this hard
here is a gift
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You must lurk for 20 years in order to fully understand the website
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Welcome to 4chins. We are the edgiest people on the internet.
Coming to a parents basement near you SOON!
Kill yourself.
People are gonna tell you to kill yourself and shit now, just follow the rules and lurk around a bit.You'll get used to it soon.
Welcome to the right side of politics. It ain't gonna be pretty. But no one ever said the truth or getting redpilled is pretty. Matter of fact... we got a lot of redpilled people here and a lot of faggots just insulting people... who are also redpilled... then we have the reddit losers dropping in every once in a while trying to manipulate and then we got Chuck Norris... yes you heard that right, Chuck fukcing Norriiskjo the itotoallly insane an tdelusionla 4hcna fuckers who are fuckednu in the headhahh!!!!!! muahahahah
STOP FUCKING SPOONFEEDING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
And don't forget secure trip codes are for faggots
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Everything wrong with this board: the post. Neck yourself, faggot.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
OP must lurk for a 100 years for a chance to talk to the great sage
only one question will be answered
and moot's answer will be
> lurk moar
>community
lurk moar till you know how to relate this word to Sup Forums
post pictures of dead niggers and hitler
this
Too slow, Straya.
affirmative.
God forbid a newfag is actually humble for once.If he was being a complete faggot then I would tell him to kill himself.
Normies trying to steal my quad cummies
Newfag blessed by Kek.
delete /System32
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>traditional Christianity
FUCK OFF NEWFAG PAGAN DIVIDE AND CONQUER SHILLS
>and fascism
Its our last hope
oooeeee
>humble
it's a bullshit facade and you're falling for it hard
Yes absolutely
Yeah because you're totally a fucking mind reader.
Lies
You need only to worship Satan
i take back my lurk moar
welcome to Sup Forums chosen one
Newfag IS satan
lurk moar
don't be a cuck thinking you come her to cause dissension, you can't disrupt what is already chaos.
This