You have ten seconds to be as Belgian as possible

You have ten seconds to be as Belgian as possible.

fuck off

I'm more irrelevant than a fucking leaf

Do what I tell you because uhhhh hm let me get back to you on that

AMAI

i eat cheese three times a day

I'm a non country who's people have no connection to any culture. I rule Europe.

I'm a pedo who thinks Leon Degrelle was a traitor. You don't get more Belgian than that. What do I win?

J'ai vrij faim voor des wafels, du chocolade, de la bier et des frietjes. Dans die ordre.

That Google translate.
It was Peru the whole time???

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Bonjoutentag. That is definitely something they say there given their geographical location.

STOP SPEAKING FRENCH

yes

I'm a bypass to invade France

Belgium, or as we germans call it - Umleitung.

HAHAHA

LOOK IM BELGIAN

Wallonians are the ultimate rural and suburban retards.

Sex is vital before marriage!

Enjoy being Flandarian or Wallonian.

"allahu akbar"

Leave Belgians alone. Dey din do nuffin.