Make sure to renew your sugar license today lads, they can legally check houses now. Legislation that got passed last parliament (fucking lib dems & labour offered no opposition) allows for the inspection of private residences starting this year/2017.
Unlicensed possession of high-sugar content goods or sugar in pure form can carry a fine of up to £1,000 for first time offence.
Renew it ASAP lads.
Protip: If you get the combined sugar & caffeine license, you can save 35%
And you guys keep roasting America for stupid shit. Kekekekekekekekek
Lincoln Lewis
>thinking this is legit
Michael Kelly
>Implying that's what I was thinking
Brandon Torres
I dont eat sugar because im not a dumb fat peice of shit
Henry Clark
create a hidden compartment inside your properly licensed television set, they will never look there! Problem solved.
Connor Ramirez
SHIT I forgot to renew my kettle license.
Robert Edwards
Have you renewed your Biscuit License yet user?
I'm legally allowed to own up to three (3) square biscuits and can own one (1) iced biscuit.
Still haven't got clearance for sandwich biscuits or piped biscuits but if I'm lucky I'll be granted access by the end of the year.
Thomas Gonzalez
It's sad that I can't even tell when it's a joke anymore.
Adam Barnes
>1st world country >doesn't have free sugar and margarine tubs available to any citizen no questions asked at every police station and firehouse how do you call yourself civilized?
Jack Stewart
Says the user who can't legally collect rainwater.
Leo Perez
>I dont eat sugar because im not a dumb fat peice of shit
What do you think about targeting children with marketing sugary shit?
Kayden Johnson
Sugar can make one more hungry after consumption but sugar isn't the cause of obesity, overeating does and if you eat a lot of high sugar foods im sure you'll be eating more than the standard person
Carson Cook
McDonalds and american corn syrup subsidies have killed more people than Hitler.
Jose King
Of course its bad but at the end of the day, its the parents decision to choose what they feed there kids
The best parents won't take their kids food shopping because its not the kids choice on what food should be bought and if you did then you'll have a kid creating havoc in the middle of the store over some chocolate cereal
Nicholas Carter
true and fallacious
Christopher Ross
McDonald's isn't even food, i knew some idiot who bought a salad from mcdicks and claimed he was trying to eat healthy lol
Jason Fisher
Humans a programmed to go after the most calorie dense foods to store that energy for future use hence why sugar is so appealing to our tastes. This is being exploited by food manufacturers to keep people hooked. There isn't much that doesn't contain sugar to some degree. Fruits contain sugar but they also contain fibre which slows the release of sugar from stomach to bloodstream, leading to a more sustained energy release over time with less of a crash therefore no reoccuring highs and lows which cause people to eat more calorie dense sugary snack during the low periods.
Jaxon Hall
Irresponsible. Especially in todays world of ever increasing obesity throughout all age groups. I don't know what the answer is exactly because I think companies should be free to market their products, but I think it's not helping the issue of obseity at the same time.
Elijah Adams
>sugar >most calorie dense Paki education
>Fruits contain sugar but they also contain fibre which slows the release of sugar from stomach to bloodstream Sugar from fruits hits the bloodstream right away, fiber doesn't impact it. Sweet fruits are ~100 on the glycemic index, you rube. They're candy with some vitamins and fiber.
Samuel Lewis
First the ban on bacon and now this. Smh, dad
Joshua White
>Sweet fruits are ~100 on the glycemic index, you rube ~50. Still just as high as juice or soda, but not 100.
Easton Cox
A high sugar diet is good for you. If you gain weight on it it just means that you have too many untermensch genes (famine selected, not adapted to high calorie availability)
Everyone should eat a high sugar diet so that the trash drops dead and the white race is improved.
My diet is literally milk and sugar all day (plus some fruits meat and noodles) and I've never been more consistently energetic.
Jackson Morgan
that doesn't mean drink soda though, that stuff will rot your teeth.
Robert Bennett
I never said it was the most calorie dense. i said we go after the most claorie dense foods. And sugar is pretty calorie dense compared to salad. You're taking my words out of context and spinning them how you want.
Fibre does impact stomach empting times, not just fibre, fat and protein has a substantial effect on the rate at which the stomach empties its contents hence why carb heavy meals if you are going to eat them should be paired with protein and or a source of fat to minimise blood sugar spikes and help reduce insulin resistance.
Josiah Peterson
Isn't 100 just straight glucose?
Christian Rogers
Almost literally everything has sugar added in it.
Damnit I only just renewed my wheelie bin licence for £1000 and 10 shillings. I don't have any bob to spare for my sugar licence. Guess it's builders tea from now on
Easton Diaz
This is why I think a lot of people are reverting to meat & veggies type dietary lifestyles. No added sugar. it's not just sugar that's the problem, it's simple carbohydrates that when consumed alone are rapidy converted into glucose and rapidly released to the blood. Potatoes, wheat, bread, rice to name a few, if not accompanied by a protein or fat source to delay the effect it has on blood sugar can be just as bad as eating plain old table sugar.
Matthew Davis
Problems are added sugars and manufacture-process sugars. Fruit sugars aren't harmful.
Adam Peterson
Sugar is the cause of obesity because it fundamentally changes how the liver works, hormones and insulin. youtube.com/watch?v=zcMBm-UVdII
Adrian Johnson
Doing my butter knife training today, what % do i need to get the license?
Chase Hall
why bother though when you can't carry anything in public
Tyler Hughes
If it's spiking your blood sugar it's still not good no matter the source. Generally you are correct though, mass manufactuered products containing processed sugars are going to be worse for you overall than natural sugars contained in fruit but thats not because they effect your blood sugar that substantially differenlty, it's that mass manufactuered crap with added sugar is generally alongside mass manufactuered simple carbohydrates, 2 wrongs. Whereas naturally occuring sugars in fruits are packeged alongside fibre which slows blood sugar elevation and healthy nutrients such as vitamins and minerals. Fruit should still be consumed moderatly, just because it's heathier doesn't give you a free pass to eat as much of it as possible however.
Kayden Jackson
By manufacture-process sugars i don't mean processed sugars. I mean sugars they add during production of a product, those aren't even displayed on product, only added sugars are. Of course the question is also how fruit is grown, maybe they add genetic sugars or spray it with sugar water, anyway this would be 3rd type of sugar that isn't natural sugar. So in general sense, everything in store isn't safe to eat, not even fruit.
Christian Allen
home use will be 70%, but to take that shit even a foot outside your property, you need a good 95% pass rate.
Carter Morales
Lads, I forgot to renew me dick washing license. I've been illegally removing smeg for 3 months now.
I think NHS is in a van out front monitoring me instead of tending to A&E patients. Are they going to forcibly snip my uncut cock?
Juan Sanders
if thats true why are you the fattest European country?
Bentley Walker
That's why my diet mainly consists of meat + fat + greens.
Leo Garcia
Oh fuck, there goes my beer fund for the week. Thanks for reminding me.
Justin Rodriguez
Icing sugar? No no no officer that's just cocaine I swear
Meat isn't even needed for survival and you got 2 types of fats, natural occurring and meat fats, of course you don't need meat fats, since body produces them on its own, while you need plant fats, because body can't produce them. Now try to guess which ones are harmful for you.
Colton Perry
>Being so retarded you think the body doesnt need sugar
Enjoy hypoglycemia and/or diabetes
Jaxon Ward
The human liver converts fat to ketones which it uses as an energy source in times of glycogen depletion. The body can also convert protein into glucose by way of gluconeogenesis to use to power critical portions of the brain which may or may not (i'm not certain) require at least some glucose for regular function.
Hudson Cox
Also diabetes is caused by the body becoming ressistant to insluin from eatimg too much sugar, not a lack of. And hypoglycemia isn't a concern for average, normal, healthy individuals.
The lack of intelligence from American posters is outstanding sometimes.
John Diaz
Your body doesnt need sugar for energy, it needs carbohydrates.
You fucking dumb piece of shit.
David Morales
It's real mate. Last year I got fined for not renewing my licence on time, just days after my mother was brutally murdered by a bike wheel.