/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "WTF I Love Satan Now" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #20 6/9/17
youtu.be/zLj0IGLlvk8
>Pres Trump Press Conf w/King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/rRKkoes_4Mc
>Pres Trump meets with King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/JsR96bcoq_s
>Pres Trump on Roads/Rails/Regulatory Relief 6/9/17
youtu.be/IbA47MecOMs
>WH Infrastructure Summit 6/9/17
youtu.be/J1Dj39WpgIM
>Pres Trump/Sec of Transportation Chao?Sec of Int Zinke @Dept of Transportation 6/9/17
youtu.be/17hB0txdUEw
>SoS T-Rex on the ME 6/9/17
youtu.be/Kw0wJ6bAzB0
>VP Pence in Georgia 6/9/17
youtu.be/OYdPiCT34Uk
>KAC @ Faith & Freedom Coalition
youtu.be/iUmQhTFxG1g
>Pres Trump's shyster lawyer presser 6/8/17
youtu.be/sN17tBIHYik
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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youtube.com/watch?v=SAUyNT4wVsA
youtube.com/watch?v=hs8uYxTJ530
youtube.com/watch?v=fN1WBgS9u_E
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Look, all I'm saying is if KAC started bullying me and then gave me an aggressive handjob I wouldn't stop her.

>people still concern shill in 2017 with sites from 2016
Sad

Im not gonna get banned am i?

Same. I'd welcome her dominating me.

IT IS OVER

BLUMPF CAN NEVER WIN FLORIDA

jebheads unitge

Whew, got out of there just as the Joe posting was starting
Also
MAGA

just post the awoo you pussy

Fun fact; there's a birds nest with babies eagles living in on top of the Department of Agriculture building

Reposting

>red PA meme
drumpfkins are so stupid

I heard Joe speaking for the first time on Hannity the other day, nothing like I expected it to be

> Roger Moore is best Bond
I used to think that but then I actually watched Sean Connery movies and then I realized the only reason I thought Moore was better was because he was my first Bond.

> and TMWTGG is best Bond film. Period
Agreed

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

those look like hawks

Defend this you fucking traitors.

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Another alternative facts general. Good.

>Plebs don't think Octopussy was the best bond

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does Kurt actually have good taste or are they trolling?

KIKENWALD IS A JOKE FOR LIFE

when the babbies leave someone needs to replace that nest with a marble replica and graft it to the building

>Doctoring documents

Dude just give it up you are way too into this

Story?

>Jeb Bush will never be presi-

goldfinger is better than casino royale and dr. no is better than thunderball
shit list kys

>EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

HTYERE NOT FUKCING DOCTORED YOU SUBHUMAN FUCKING KIKE READ THE FUCKING XLS FILES

same thing
It's was pretty vanilla

defend what, spreadsheets? i'm confs

Halt die Fresse und wähl AfD, Cuck.

Vade Retro Satana

Pack it up drumpfies. I hope you're ready to accept the result of this election.

>>>reddit

I'm glad it was. Imagine if he had a loli doujin open or some shit. As funny as it would be I really wouldn't want that kind of attention drawn to it.

>A hawk is secretly an eagle
Fuck, I knew it all along.

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These are the tags.

>same thing

you're an awful troll lmao lrn2photoshop

FUCK YOU NIGGER. READ THE FUCKING XLS FILES.
wrapsnet.org/s/Arrivals-by-PA-Region_2017_05_31.xls
wrapsnet.org/s/Arrivals-by-Nationality-by-MonthSIV06517.xls

HE'S NOT STOPPING A GODDAMN FUCKING THING FROM COMING INTO THE U.S. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TRAITORS.

america still accepts refugees, so what?

>defloration
>impregnation
>swimsuit
damn

That reminds me when I accidentally entered KAC's limo

> Washington DC, on a field trip to explain some analysis
> rain is pouring, the black sedan waiting right at the hotel door
> I enter, the drivers is different from the habitual one
> "what are you doing here, kid? Nobody told me Kellyanne was expecting company today"
> "Kellyanne? You mean Kellyanne Conway?"
> "that's right kiddo. This is her private limo, why do you ask?"
> "n-nothing, I seem to have entered te wrong car"
> I then leave the car completely satisfied for having been at Kellyanne limo

And that's how I got to know the inside of KAC's limo.

Your tone is very pointed right now

eh it's good for vanilla but not incredibly memeable like take on me or sei so tsui dan sha or henshin or pic related

Australians proving yet again they know nothing of true kino
Moonraker is shit and from russia with love is the best bond

Don't debate me, I'm right

Stop that.

That's it. CAG is going for Comey. I know this cause I know people. Lololol!!!!!!

amen
I would gladly impregnate her with no hesitation

Keep in mind he was also found with massive amounts of child porn on his computer but got away with it because he claimed it was for "research"

>there are people on /ptg/ RIGHT NOW that aren't fapping to Pam Bondi while downloading a torrent of Moonraker that they can watch while eating their waffles with strawberries on the side

Wrong, Live and let Die is the best 007 movie no exceptions
Brosnan looked more like Bond than anyone else
Connery had the attitude down better than anyone
But Timothy Dalton is the best Bond there's ever been and we should have got more movies with him. The only reason we didn't is because he actually killed people and audiences back then couldn't handle it
I can see that

The exit polls have Clinton ahead in Ohio, Florida, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

Does he still have a path....?

Her ovaries may want to have a word with you, user. She's 50. That being said I would gladly accept cumming onto her stockings after a full day of working for her.

/ptg/ is the comfiest place on the internet.
Here, i said it!

Wa

Dalton was incredibly underrated. Second favorite bond after Connery.

::snuggles::

I can easily explain that.

> Obama wanted 110k refugees (not sure about the number, ballpark)
> failed to pass budget and with the final one postponed to 2017 (the Obamabux that paid for the wall repair) the department had to lower the number to 70k
> Comes Trump and one of the measures on the EO was to cap it at 50k [1], to be used essentially for Syrian Christians
> travel ban is stalled at judiciary
> final portion of Obama budget finally passes and fully fund the department. Without the travel ban and now fully funded number goes back to what was set by Obama

Meaning that until Trump fiscal year starts (October) and as long as the travel ban EO stays blocked whatever instruction Obama left to that department stays.

Only ways to change is through passing a law (not on Trump's hands) or signing an executive order (done already).

tl;dr: Trump could be accepting Syrian Christians only now if the EO hadn't been blocked.

[1] bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38781302

Nixon didn't lose though
He quit instead of wasting his time on the MSM fucking the country and leading to a joke government (yes LBJ was a joke but how was he to know)

Does anyone watch American Lampoon on youtube, formerly known as 1791L? I find it pretty informative and truthfully analytical.

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>Live and let Die
this one had that fucking sheriff right?

Daily reminder the sun never sets on the American Empire

>two weeks ago, at the G-7 summit in Sicily, he had thrown his support behind Germany. When Merkel took a confrontational approach to U.S. President Donald Trump, Trudeau was at her side.
>But by Tuesday evening, things had changed
>To her surprise, the Canadian prime minister was no longer on the attack. He had switched to appeasement instead.
>Trudeau had apparently changed his approach to Trump and seemed concerned about further provoking his powerful neighbor to the south.
Trudeau is terrified of Trump. omg he's literally hitler

>The chancellor (Merkel) had intended to clearly isolate the United States. at the Hamburg (G20) meeting,
>Suddenly, though, Britain and Japan no longer wanted to be part of it. British Prime Minister Theresa May didn't want to damage relations with Trump, since she would need him in the event of a hard Brexit,
> Shinzo Abe couldn't put his country's alliance with the U.S. at risk. In other words: Climate policy is great, but when it comes to national interests, it is secondary.

>It is a defeat for Merkel, and not just when it comes to climate policy. It is also a setback for her claim to leadership on the global stage. Germany's geopolitical influence, the incident shows, remains limited. When it comes to power, security and interests, Germany is a not a global player, but a mid-sized power that isn't even able to keep Europe together.
>The German chancellor may have become the hero of liberals and democrats around the globe, but she is unable to fulfill the expectations placed on her as the putative "leader of the free world,"
Absolutely cucked

>There are widespread concerns that a whole list of countries might pull back out of fear of the consequences for their relations with Trump - something they aren't willing to risk over the question as to how hot it might be on the planet in 100 years.

I think I like it here

I think he meant The Living Daylights. Or License to Kill. Dalton wasn't in Live and Let Die, that was Moore, and nobody thinks it was the best.

Trump? More like Drumpf

What is with this sudden influx of handjob imagery when fantasizing of Sup Forums waifus?

> Brosnan looked more like Bond than anyone else

By coincidence he was your first Bond, wasn't he?

>“Donald Trump may not be good for the country, but he’s good for CBS,” said CBS Chief Executive Leslie Moonves in late Feb. 2016, as Trump was solidifying his lead in the Republican primaries. “Man, who would have expected the ride we’re all having right now? … The money’s rolling in and this is fun,” he said.

youtube.com/watch?v=SAUyNT4wVsA

Can't wait to see the meltdown on this board when Jeb! primaries Trump in 2020.

How come the Netherlands is so superior in handling radical islamic terrorism?

We never have had one single attack. If you want to be a jealous faggot, one person was killed by a muslim here, but he was not inspired by any group like al Qaida oo ISIS.

Persons killed by terrorist attacks in the NL: 0
Persons injured by terrorist attacks in the NL: 0

it is desu although this is the best opening theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hs8uYxTJ530

I do love me some Goldeneye

I like him more than Sean because Sean couldn't act to save his life until he got older
What got him screen time for the first half of his life was his sheer spiritual pressure and badassery

> he doesn't know he is at a Cambodian hand fetishists Internet forum

round 2: Jeb!! 2020

Terrorist usually don't strike where they live

>this is the best opening theme
youtube.com/watch?v=fN1WBgS9u_E
FTFY

i can't wait until jeb is forced to run again and then pulls out a gun and threatens to kill himself during the middle of a debate

I believe your post number good sir

Handjobs are shit....But its enough for a fantasy...

I.E. getting shit all from her is better than get the whole cow from everyone else

spiegel.de/international/germany/angela-merkel-s-anti-trump-alliance-crumbling-ahead-of-g-20-a-1151439.html

Kek

Imagine Goldeneye with dalton instead of brosnnan. It would have been so much better and less campy.

I wouldn't fight off a ha job by kAC. I'm older. Love milfs. They are very sexy.

Wow, who's this user? What's her age?

That reminds me that I need to get tix to Live and Let Die tonite.

I wish there were more movies based on Le Carre's novels, though. I fucking love shit like Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy and The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. Miserable dreary fucking Cold War drama where the only things that happen are awful is underrated these days.

>Goldeneye
>possibly being any better than it was
Yeah nah
Dalton's great but Goldeneye was a Perfect Movie.

canada is going to ignore the states for the time being

climate policy is going to ignore trump and work at the state and company level now

trump is a temporary annoyance to most countries

is that kimberly gilfoyle on the left?

>There are no radical muslims in france, belgium and UK

Portugal education

Give me an anime to watch please /ptg/

Should I watch Monster?

Yes zir

Denying reality won't make you any less of a ladyboy.

Interestingly enough, the exit polls had Trump winning Minnesota. What happened?