Israel AMA General - The Goyim Must Know edition

Good Shabbos. Calling all israelis to help me provide answers to questions from the goyim! The goyim must know! Ask any question you guys want!

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Go choke on a baby dick you sick freaks. There is something genetically wrong with you.

Israel attacked the USA on 9/11, The proof: youtu.be/kyLyGXQUIo0?t=3m23s Just google it!

Shouldn't you be killing Palestinians right now? And don't forget to place a knife next to the dead bodies so they would know it's in self defense.

I hope I will see your shithole get nuked in my lifetime

A couple of years back I had a meeting with this man.
He told me Israelis aren't very nice people.
Is this true?

>1 post by OP

Did you cry while watching The Lion KIng?

W-w-we don't even know what nukes are user-kun!
Said the Shitskin, shit color-eyed turkroach as he masturbates furiously to national geographic channel.
It's shabbos, goy, we don't kill nor work during the shabbos. it's our day off.

>tfw being uncut fucking rocks
>my frenulum feels good
>sucks for you bro
Anyways... when are you gonna use weaponized nanobots to get rid of muzzie jihadies bitch!
t.3rd generation American of Egyptian decent

Is the greater Israel project still a go?

Yea i know, but you'll kill two tomorrow to make up for today, right?

Suppose you open your fridge on Shabbat and the light turns. "Oy vey!" you exclaim at the top of your lungs, "time to call the shabbos goy." After picking up your kippah from the ground, which fell off in your moment of rage, you proceed to call the goyim. The goyim appears, and he is a good Palestinian offers his services of closing the refrigerator. He had to walk through the snow and asks for 20 shekels, however you only have 10. 10 shekels is the standard rate but the shabbos goy will not work for less than 20. He refuses to barter for matzah and hummus. There are no other goys around and if the fridge is left open the food for Shabbat is ruined. What do you do?

Do you hold any kind of important position in Israeli society that could offer interesting answers to questions, or are you some random guy?

My GOD!
Never thought about this case, maybe the PEACEFUL and non-racist talmud will help me find the answer to this very very hard philosophical question.
I am the son of abraham isaac and yaakov son of david and solomon son of messiah son of david son of izhakel son of hahamel son of gargamel son of israel son of davidel son of malkishua son of yeshua son of nadab. I AM THE LITERAL SON OF GOD.

>rabbi taking a break from mutilating baby penises.

Does division exist between Jews? Is it just secular Jews destroying the west or are you all in on it. I ask this and I am being serious here because American secular Jews, especially leftists seem to be anti-Israel and claim that it is Palestinian clay.

you and all your loved ones will melt, history repeats itself scum

>Shabbot
>Using Internet
Do you know any real Jews we can talk to ?

post kippah

All the goyim need to know:

Aren't you supposed to observe the Sabbath? Isn't it one of the more bigger sins if you're break it? I read somewhere that in the old days one could get a death sentence for not observing the Sabbath.

Can I become honorary jew and start murdering palestinians too senpai?

Guess what kid, not all israelis are jews.

have you done military duty?
if so how long, what was your profession and what guns can you handel?

Surely it will not happen because of you dirty lot, just take a look at your shitty army.
>Pic related, turkroach soldiers getting fucked
Yes, come over.

True, but the way you worded and laid out your OP, one would assume you're Jewish. Since you aren't Jewish, what are some unknown loop-holes which can grant Christians citizenship in Israel without having to convert to Judaism? I've asked this before (to Jews IRL), but haven't gotten straight-forward answers unfortunately.

I don't even know any religious jews. Most of us (Ashkenazis) are atheists.

Claim one of your grandparents was jewish and fake a fucking certificate or something
or marry a jewess

no, OP is underage

I noticed this among most of the Sup Forums users.

I got some British ancestry so it could possibly work, but the rest are dik Afrikaners. I'm mostly asking out of curiosity, I've even tried seeing how to get into Canada at point. I was just hoping to find a loop-hole that could perhaps include volunteering in your military or some form of private contractor job which could lead to citizenship after many years. Converting just seems like betrayal to my faith.

do brown jews hate white jews?

Is Japan one of the twelve jewish tribes?

I mean, it would explain everything ...

you need to be a Jew to be askhenazi you're a Russian goy

I hope so, I want a japanese qt3.14 waifu
Some of them do, some of them don't. I noticed that during the army and during school, ashkenazis tended to flock together by themselves while mizrashits also tended to hang around within themselves. Black and white don't mix my man.
Not falling for your dirty spy tricks, not sharing that info here.

But I only have around 1/8 jewish blood, does it count?

Using an Israel proxy seems like the easiest way to shitpost, that flag causes maximum asspain every time

Yes, do you have some kind of government certificate or any other form of proof? If so you can move to jewland.
Warning it gets to 40 degrees (celsius) and even hotter during the summer

Calling us murderers of Arabs isn't an insult in this board.

How do we get something like Likud in Finland? How do we get them in power?

I am pajeet, can we be friends?

...

Also is it easy to fake being a kike so I could get dual citizenship?

Yes, ramanujan

You're Jewish if your mother is Jewish. Jewish atheism is a thing.

Why are orthodox jews in america very right wing, but ortodox israelis carry anti white sentiments, and push for mass immigration?

Nice one

>That nationally accepted oxymoron to keep israeli population "jewish"

I'm not gay but I already inserted multiple objects into my anus and I kinda liked it.

Also do you think israel has an intrest in funding terrorists to destabelize surrounding muslim countrys? And to keep them from becoming too strong.

why do you wear chefs hats?

I recently heard Jews claim israel as their land because of the bible, but still legalize homosexuality etc. which is deemed sinfull by the bible. How do you make sense of that?

>legalize homosexuality
So you want us to throw gays off roofs? We are Jews not Muslims.

I never said that, I asked how you can justify your teretory claim by the bible and then not abbide by it. Its not a trick question, i would really like to know.
Also pls answere the other ones

Our claim isn't from the bible, it's from history.

So where does the claim come from?
jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jewish-claim-to-the-land-of-israel
Is this a good source for that.
So its because the land was developed by Jews?

Also

Well I know my great great grandpa was jewish, and his bloodline is in Israel, but I can't really track them down

We have a lot of "justifications" in our Declaration of Independence, but none of them are because of the Bible.
The closest "official justification" is that we were forced out of this land and always wanted to return. It argues that we have an historical connection to the land.

Israel isn't only a Jewish country it is also a democracy, you can't persecute people for being gay in a democracy these days. Israel is also mostly secular.

Well promised by God kind of sounds like that, but i can accept that, what does you country look like divided by religion?

Which country do you hate most?
Saudi or Iran?

On the short term, yes. On the long term doing this would bite our ass.

Please take your ISIS destabilization attack dogs back.

We can't get people to live more than 20 minutes drive from Tel Aviv. You think we can get them to live in fucking Bagdad?

Are you an Askenazi? Where does your family originally come from?

And do you have to be a jew by faith to move there?

Kys homo kike

>75% Jews
>41% of the Jews are secular
>38% of the Jews are traditional
>19% of the Jews are orthodox

>17% Muslim

>4% other

>2% Christian

>1.5% Druze

I rounded up the statistics a bit so might not add up to 100%

How many of those are Atheist?

Also

Jesus man. What shitty unit were you in?
I had Russian immigrants, mizrahim and yekes on my team and everyone got on.
I even did tironut alongside some Ethiopians with the paratroopers and they were well liked.

Post a pic of where you live.
And tell me what you had for breakfast.
I had two poached eggs on buttered toast, over 6 million cups of tea, an apple, and more tea.

I took the pic yesterday. It was a typical Scottish day - rain, trees. Insect (midge) bites. My legs got fucking wrecked from insects. pic to follow.

15% atheist
37% agnostic
I'm using statistics from different years so it again might not add up.

There are Orthodox Jews here who're right wing and there are Orthodox Jews here who are against the existence of Israel.

The amount of stupidity in this thread is mind blowing. You retards have no clue what the fuck is going on, things you can easily google.

50% of jews are fucking secular. SECULAR.

also to the arab saying shouldnt we be killing palestenians , well yes ... yes we should.

we should, and we will continue doing so. until your entire fucking race is extinct.

Fuck you kike

eat a plate of human shit

the jew lebensraum

"war is deception" also said fucking SUN TZU.
read a fucking book retard.

Ok thanks, what do you think about circumcision, is it mandatory.

Also answere this please,

Midge bites...

Fucking bastards will drink blood. They're like a small mosquito, but there are clouds of the cunts when the weather is warm and humid.

It's not mandatory and I wish I wasn't circumcised.

I answered it in my previous reply

no the literal son of your god
You don't have a monopoly on religion retard, you are the same as a middle eastern muslim

are traps gay?

>Ask any question you guys want!
Tell us some tasty holocaust jokes.

Well that does not answere the question, does it?
why do these anti-White sentiments emerge amongst jews.

Why half of jew world followed a satanic incest promoter, blood ritual loving faggot on 1666?

What the fuck is your deal with him dragging aprox 50% of the jewish community to this filth?

do you kikes have something like the french foreign legion? can i come there?

Bratuxa, holocaust jokes are a national passtime over here.

Pajeet and Schlomo removing kebab together

Just don't shit in my street.

Also, Pajeet Kykes are bro tier. One of my best friends innaIDF.

I see it mostly among liberal American Jews. Israelis love Americans though back when I was living in America I admit I pictured most Americans as being white.

Another thing in Israel is that the religious right and the economic right do not line up.
Haredim campaign for child support gibs along with the arabs

Religious right can go fuck themselves. Their only agenda is gibs and gender segregation.

VOTE FOR HIM

I don't know that it is all or even most Orthodox Jews that are like this. I wasn't aware of this so I'll venture a guess.
I don't dislike "white people" but I have a little internal party every time the U.K. ir France is bombed or a Swedish woman is raped by some Muslim because for years these countries sided with the arabs out of white guilt or fear or whatever and now they are seeing that with arabs they are either under your boot or at your throat.
It's an expensive lesson to learn and a painful one but watching the learning process is nothing short of pornographic.
I feel bad for the krauts though.
I feel like they did right by us and then they let their guilt take them too far.
Sorry Jerrys :'(

Right. They barter gibs in exchange for stable Knesset coalition. Every damn time

This and more. The whole "Goyim are slaves" deal is only prevalent amongst the orthokykes and that's how they see non ortho jews too. To them we are goyim.

And about Europe, well... I often feel the same. I sympathize with the victims and their families on a personal level, especially since I knew the cousin of one, but on a coutry-wide scale France and Sweden brought this upon themselves. Especially france, Europe's greatest Ahmed lovers.

I love pics of Scotland, the climate is identical to my homestate of Washington, which is the only US state I truly love.

I'm with you, first blow up that dome!! That should get thing started...

I actually hate Sweden waaaaay more than I hate any Arab or Muslim country.
Muslims are dumb or they are acting in their own perceived self interest.
Swedes should have known better.

But they didnt just bring it upon themselves, jews with power influenced greatly the multicultural and migratory policies of those countries.