Kekistan Birthday

> be me
> turn 18
> get grandma to make kekistan flag cake

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rebbit get out

jesus christ

do you realise how cringe that is?

your life is sad

KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

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Don't eat it all at once.

LEL, THAT CAKE IS TOTAL CRINGE, AMIRITE GUYS!

I SO CRINGED, I'M STILL CRINGING.

I reverse searched this image and found nothing.

I feel sorry for the grandma for having to deal with such an autistic faggot.

>tfw over half the people on Sup Forums weren't even here for the trollface days

really makes ya think

Back to >>>/Reddit/ you go

stop trying to blend in Reddit

it's too obvious

Very nice of your grandma but a kekistan cake? That's kinda weird. Happy birthday nonetheless.

It looks really tasty um jetzt ganz erlich mit dir zu sein mei brudi (ujgemdzsmb)

you have a great grandma OP.

t. triggered kekistani

you fucking autist

I don't speak Muslim

It's coolface

You have to go back.

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isn't that the blacked girl? I fapped to that specific porno once or twice.

it is

he's a kid ffs. were any of you niggers based at 18? jfc

happy birthday OP

Tell r/The_Donald Sup Forums says hi

All those hashtags. He really thinks his tweet needs to be seen.

This place is worse than 9gag

you have to go back

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Damn shame. She is really cute, she could'Ve done something else with her looks instead of porn

>Kekistan
Sounds like an exsoviet country.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-Soviet_states
>Kazakhstan Kyrgyzstan Tajikistan Turkmenistan Uzbekistan

How will OP repay his grandmother?
A: Mow her lawn.
B: Change her diapers.
C: Take her out to dinner(at 3p.m.).
D: Be her sex slave for a week.

Is reddit bullying you too much so you come here?

This is seriously one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

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Rly makes me drink

18? jesus christ I was already in my 20s when this site went online in 2003!

Jesus Christ

get grandma to tie a noose for you too

they have no shame

all of the above

I mean, basically yeah

looks like i've outgrown this place.

FUCKING BASED

lol @ triggered stormcucks

Sup Forums is a r/t_d colony and stormcucks should go back to stormcuckfront where they belong. You are nothing without t_d, you fuckin fags.

your grandma is based af too bad you're a fkn worthless underageb& neet. spend some time with her instead. they don't last forever

How has it been this many posts without pic related

Happy birthday faggot.

yes, now kill yourself leaf.

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You literally can't tell the difference between trolling and seriousness anymore. We have reached the last layer irony where reality itself breaks down as a concept.

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I hope your grandma put poison in it

*blocks your path*

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You are starting to get meme magic. Not joking. Language is experience. You live your inner monologue.

The breakdown of what you consider reality is the bleeding of your idea of words and concepts. In this way, reality is malleable.

Jordan, get out

>kek flag
>AM I /R/THE_DONALD GOYS?!?!

please kys

>White master race

Is that a real kike or just a cuck larping as one?

>wanna hear a funny joke? i have to go to the dentist at "tooth hurtty" hahaha, get it? because tooth sounds like two, and hurtty sounds like thirty hahaha its such a funny joke i wish i had more but i cant think of any.

thats what you look like.

>All those hashtags. He really thinks his tweet needs to be seen.

He'll have a fun time explaining his autism. Like, man. There's a reason why you need to contain your power level.

>go online
>enjoy the bants
>do something in a social setting that isn't totally fucking autistic

Somehow you fit in!

>literally chanology 2.0 on steroids
kill yourself immediately underage cancer

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP CRINGING RIGHT NOW. TFW THE KEK WAS RUINED BY LOSERS ANNIE MAY JACK OFFS Sup Forums

Baked with the fresh tears of meemaw as it sinks in how faggy her grandson is.

Based grandma, enjoy my nigga

So glad i grew up 15 years before these fucks

Why is that little faggot wearing a kilt, is he one of those larpy amerisharts who think they are scottish becuase they have 0.000000001% european dna

that is autistic as fuck. i'm actually kind of proud of you.

pretty cool

extreme cringe
underaged faggots need to fuck off back to /r/the_d

sad.

It's my birthday today too.

Happy birthday user!

Dumb as hell.

Joke's on you, when you cut it open there's a commie flag inside.

>tfw grandma uses red velvet and chocolate cake to make an ancap flag

That looks delicious. You have a fantastic gran. Hopefully everyone enjoys eating it and nobody finds out exactly what it means. Have a vague cover story about it being an internet meme intended to mock all the crazy world politics at the moment.

A true kekistani flag-cake would be filled with used condoms and an apology note from a man you've never met named Hussein.

fuck off normie

what it is, my pedes. what it is. you and BASED BLACK MAN should do a joint interview with little Lauren southern to red pill the normies about kekistan. shadilay, my pedes. kek wills it.

Faggot.

18 was long ago for me... Still, happy Birthday, op.

such a fine choice of purple pill whores

le based grandma m'fellow 'pede, le upboated :^)

Shut up nigger that cake looks incredible

>ahh yes, we are destroying the goyim as we speak
>what is the condition of their resistance Sheckleberg?
>they are baking kekistan birthday cakes
>grab my kipah the goyim will be destroyed before meshuga!

lel fag

i love how upset you retards get over heritagefagging

Every day we stray further from God.

What a faggot - boasting about being addicted to the sugar jew. Get healthy SON!

Happy Birthday

It's cringey but it is a bretty gud quality looking cake.
Your grandma is a skilled 7/10 cake decorator

Newfag gb2gaia

I wish I was dead

they all secretly love it but they pretend they think it's uncool

Wow OP. How many big boy points did that cost ya?

Yeah I feel bad for this kid's future

But it's called coolface, from that comic where "the two guys are pulled over by a police and the driver says "I'm going to put on my cool face", that was 15 years ago.