Brit/pol/ - Skulduggery Edition

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> 'It was TOXIC': Ex No 10 staffer slams May's top aides 'Nick and Fi' for being obsessed with crushing enemies, bullying the Cabinet and leading the PM to disaster
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4590818/Ex-No-10-staffer-slams-s-aides-Nick-Fi.html

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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thetimes.co.uk/article/momentum-runs-clever-campaign-to-get-out-the-youth-vote-for-corbyn-m6gkbjxbx
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independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/
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HANG PARLIAMENT

HANG MAY

HANG CORBYN

CIVIL WAR WHEN

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>may to cure herself of aids or face leadership challenge

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-prime-minster-downing-street-no-10-adviser-katie-perrior-fiona-hill-crazy-ideas-cabinet-a7783131.html

>Tories get too much support and we get a 1984 police state with Theresa "Big Mummy" May

>Tories get too little support and we get the United Socialist Soviet Kingdom led by Commissar Comrade Corbychev

>Tories get just the right amount of support and a small regional party of Irish Catholic-bashing, ultra conservative nationalists hold Parliament to ransom.

What a great timeline lads

>Average DUP voter

She looked like shit, but I liked the blue suit.

youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs

Forgot to add that the lolbertarian phase came along with when I joined this place years ago and thought Farage was the answer to our countries problems.

People move away from leftist politics because they become bitter and insecure rather than logical. It's very Freudian. It's like when you see a man having passionate relationships with Women where both respect each other and are not afraid of the pain the relationship could inflict. When he is married and with a daughter he becomes a pathetic mess who is terrified of his daughter dating and stays up at night dreading if she's getting shagged.

Socialism works in the high tax, high education, high social responsibility countries. The Tories ask the country to function of good will and civic charity. That cannot and will not exist until we immediately bring back high taxation on the rich and corporations.

>Tories enter the most unstable coalition of modern British politics with a widely-despised and irrelevant party, lose all of their moderate voter base as a result, concede voters to LibDem/Labour, and May resigns in 6-12 months time

>mental gymnastics THIS IS THE GREATEST TIMELINE
>mental gymnastics

WRONG

>Implying Hitler wouldn't have given Norn Iron to the south.

UNION JACK IN ONE HAND BIBLE IN THE OTHER.

GET USED TO IT KEKS

Its not a coalition

Socialism works when you become a collectivist totalitarian oligarchy like they have in Sweden or Denmark. I still quite like individualism though. It's seen Britain though a lot.

>socialism works in high tax high education high responsibility countries
>"muh big taxation"

all that i gavered from that last paragraph is "i dont mind if the goverment controls literally everything like 1984 as long as muh greater good and free shit"

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let me rephrase then

tories are propped up by

>ian™

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

Well??

THIS JUST IN: TORIES CALLING FOR LEADERSHIP ELECTION ON MONDAY IF MAY DOESNT FIRE HER ADVISORS

Students voted for Labour because they wanted Uncle Jez to pay for their law degrees.

Half of UKIP voted for Labour because they thought the Tory manifesto was shit.

Now they're both getting MISSAS BUNFIELD

Daily reminder

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I give it 6 months before it blows up in the conservashits face

It's a confidence and supply arrangement. Most Tory voters aren't going to be mad enough to vote for a communist because the Tories require support from unfavorable parties to deliver Brexit.

Brexit should trump everything in this election, but it was made out to be about everything else.

Honestly I'd vote to remain now because this is going to be a headache given we've humiliated ourselves, but we don't that choice so must not dither. There is no alternative.

youtube.com/watch?v=UUbgMU9Qe5k

Have you read something of history, /po/?

OF COURSE IT CAN BE DONE

IT DEPENDS UPON OURSELVES

Because why the fuck not?

What's wrong with Law degrees?

If she fires her advisors she is basically isolated and a puppet to the 22.

Why do celebrities say the dumbest shit?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>it can be done
>provides example of a failure

>Honestly I'd vote to remain now
Fuck off you anti british back bone absent cuck cunt.

WE HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST FER CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK!

Because they're dumb and these are the people we let have a say in how our country is ran.

I didnt get the whole tuition fee thing

They are already paying them

The GFA agreement won't be infringed upon and the Conservatives won't be co signing anything along those lines.

Looks like hell. Like an old commie block.

Individualism is wonderful but is it working? Or are we just riding it out while the countries infrastructure is crumbling? We're living off of borrowed time with a property and banking bubble and will not have the skilled population or economy to carry on with individualism.

I'd guess its that they are in much greater supply than demand.

Interesting programme on the worldservice discussing the conservatives attempts to recruit brexit negotiators from american and canada..... they won't touch it with a barge pole.

very interesting. one negotiator who was being targeted believes that brexit won't happen at all, soft or hard.

Source?

Gays and women arent exactly Mays voter base so she might as well just gas them

Fair enough.

She hasn't made very many friends along the way, has she?

>people on brit/pol/ uniorinally claiming corbyn is good cuz "muh socialism is 50% of national socialism"

heres a fucking newsflash for you guys ANY sort of socialism fails eventually national socialism WOULD have failed

if you want a fascist society pinochet-francoism is the only way

reminder that we have been infiltrated

thetimes.co.uk/article/momentum-runs-clever-campaign-to-get-out-the-youth-vote-for-corbyn-m6gkbjxbx

Can guarantee that it'll mean fuck all difference meanwhile you don't even have net neutrality.

I'm a Catholic born and raised in England if some DUP cunt mouthed off to me irl I'd kick his teeth in those larpers aren't even British

The change included students currently paying.

F

Oh no! How are they doing to ignore drug crime and enforce TV licences now!

>being illiterate

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kekkle

Maybe the cunts would actually help if they didn't spend so much time investigating mean comments on twitter.

Amazing video

Because we are about to enter the most complex negotiations in our nation's history and government continuity matters more than support of an unfavourable fringe party.

>"Cancel Brexit"
-Ruth Davidson, 2017

archive.is/4gN3p

This idiot needs to STFU

That's got nothing to do with individualism though.

It's got everything to do with decades of borrowing to prop up a massive welfare state and multiple massive foreign wars resulting in 1.5tn of debt.

I don't see socialism being the answer to that. Collectivist nations don't seem to last very long either.

*blocks your path*

nothing personnel kid

The best thing about the DUP is that now the UK will see what Right Wing actually looks like. As opposed to the constant parade of centrist moderatism.

maybe if neckbeards didn't waste police time trolling people on twitter for teh lulz

Corbyn's fine, It's his party that fucking sucks.

>is individualism good?
yes compared to what leftists and right-wing statists want which is (dont fall for their lies) complete goverment control over literally everything

i dont care about free shit or muh infrastructure or any of that crap its just trinkets thrown by the masters in order to keep the slaves docile while we march to the grave

i dont think we need to just KEEP individualism we need to EXPAND it we need MORE freedom and LESS goverment

...so we can avoid it in future?

>government continuity matters more than support of an unfavourable fringe party.
>loses 13 seats.

>Corbyn's fine
Incorrect
>It's his party that fucking sucks.
Correct

>The Tories ask the country to function of good will and civic charity.
I honestly would like to see your analysis of the spending figures because that is absolute bollocks. They're social democrats, you fucking lunatic.

Yeah people should only say polite things can't have wrongspeak.

They're barely human, DUP supporters.
Literally creationist evangelicals who don;t understand their own politics.
Is it any wonder everyone is freaking out at their policies.

ALL GOOD CHILDREN GO TO HEAVEN

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Not really

He still thinks communism works.

Yes that sounds like a much more serious threat to our country than things like terrorism. Thank you based police.

I support this

Whatsapp snapchat and all those young people apps should be shut down or monitored

Just for the simple fact of pissing off young people

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

It's been widely mocked that Britain seriously lacks negotiators after relying on the EU for so long. The thing is, negotiators who know you're in a desperate position drive a hard fucking bargain.

Ere what m8

I ran it through archive
archive.is/0AcI6

Wont make a difference? Your internet history is already stored at your ISP thanks to the snooper's charter. If they think Sup Forums is some sort of extremist board and blacklist you, they may end up watching our traffic.

>Dont say bad things about muslims if they blow up your children because you might waste police time

There's nothing wrong with police cuts

There should be no police so that leftists learn the hard way

Corbyn makes the average Labour mp look good...

>archive.is/4gN3p
>the telegraph is not an acceptable conservative news source

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

>youth are apparently smarter than adults
>total vindication, if not outright endorsement, of the Tory stance on education

Reckon they'd agree if you pointed this out, though?

brit/pol/ has been compromised

leftypol go back to double chan

>I'm a taig
Opinion discarded

More that it renders the common belief that the Tories are right wing untenable.

Why doesn't she just fuck off already.

Sky news just said the London attackers hired a bedsit so they didn't even need the internet to meet up.

>the best thing

for who? Labour?

I remember when I thought I was smarter than all the adults at 14-15, I was a commie at the time. Hitler was right, nobody should be involved in politics before they're 30.

The DUP aren't going to be throwing their weight around like you suggest. The DUP are good a brinkmanship, and won't waste politcial capital coercing the Conservatives towards their own policies. They will be more interested in quiet backroom deals around budgets, and ensuring the UK's national interest.

I gathered that from the sheer number of leftists and Labour-voters.

catlicks OUT

She literally said bollocks to that article on her twitter, that's a pretty damning statement.

I'm so happy the DUP are in

Provide proof or stop reiterating Daily Mail propaganda

>Reposting in this thread aswell, for purposes of awareness and vigilance against the lefty scum who seek to destroy us all.

You literally made a case that earning isn't real.

As for comparing a supermarket and a small store, the supermarket has up to hundreds of people working for it totalling thousands upon thousands of work hours. They have tons of food, thousands of items, and tens of thousands of customers. The small store has what the handful of staff can organise with their 120 work hours. The supermarket earns more money because many people want to shop there and need the large choice. They hand over their money deliberately.

You are trying to tell me that the supermarket CEO is a bad person for building more stores and employing thousands upon thousands of people, and mediating the earnings of all the food companies that sell through his store?

OF course he's doing more than the little guy, objectively. The little guy isn't phoning up architects and dealing with the stress of multi million pound budgets.