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Watch him become a God.

No. I'm too lazy to work out or fix my physical appearance, so outside of rape and escorts, I'm not getting laid.

I know this is probably meant to be funny. But we should all really stop watching porn and fapping so much.

Probably, but what else would we do?

I already did f-for you mummy

SSRI's suppress dopamine and thus takes away the urge to masurbate.

Stop being a tranny!

Resign, you useless hag.

No, porn is the closest thing my 29-year-old self gets to sex. I'm one year away from wizardhood. kek

Don't jerk it to porn jerk it to May.

i stopped for over a month now. desu nothing changed, except i don't fap anymore. still probably stick to it, i don't care anymore anyway

Really? Last time I stopped for a month my sex drive actually went back to normal. Led to a certain number of awkward boner moments with dates, but whatever.

The Tory party is way too sterile and incompetent to fight Jeremy Corbyn's zombie left. Bad times ahead. I fear every city in Britain is going to end up like Rotherham.

She's ok. Not as good as Jill Stein. But she has that bitchy face that deserves a nut.

She never said that.

Why are so many shills trying to make us hate a cuckservative we by definition already hate?

yeah thats what i expected, but combined with my year-long absence of woman in my life i guess my body just accepts the reality. i think i even developed some kind of sexual anxiety in fear of not being able to deliver what girls want.

I quit fapping, drinking, smoking cigs two and a half weeks ago and I feel fucking incredible!

I had one wank on Monday, do 10 days nofap, and it was amazing - no porn, just imagination, but the next day I had the urge again. Since then I have exercised restraint.

Seriously, I feel like a goddamn superhero. I can't stress how much more clear and alert I feel, also more energy and less distracted by my brain seeking pics and vids of women. I mean, goddamn I love women, but this is the best I have felt in years.

I haven't had actual sex for four months, but since I started this I've seen them checking me out
My posture is better and my eyes are clear and bright.

Save your vital energies! Stop the forced and detrimental programming of your brain! We know that porn rewires our brain chemistry, so make your stand!

I used to think that UK was the most liberal country when it came to freedom of speech, etc.
Turns out that i was wrong.

>I quit fapping, drinking, smoking cigs
Yeah man, stopped drinking booze and caffeine for a year alongside getting 8 hours of sleep, and people were saying I looked years younger. Turns out looking after your body is a good thing.

Of course, I went to bed at 5am and have a terrible hangover, but that's because learning lessons is for the weak.

>I used to think that UK was the most liberal country when it came to freedom of speech, etc.

No you didn't

>don't drink
>don't smoke
>eat well
>don't masturbate
>exercise every day
>still feel like utter shit all the time

No porn?

Yes I did. Because of the magna carta, bill of rights n shit we used to learn in school.
Also your place somewhere in Londonistan where you can make a speech and no one can arrest you.
Anglo = liberalism. And liberalism = free speech.
You are becoming like in 1984 (i know thats a classic comparison but still it was written by a british).

The problem is that we are very liberal and do sort of have free speech, but we don't have any of that written into law. So now that PC culture is in full effect we start to see abuse of previously unwritten free speech, now we're told we have no free speech and hate speech laws start popping up. It's pretty fucked.

Is it okay to fap but without porn? Because that's what I've always done for the most part (I find porn depressing and unsexy and I have a vivid imagination anyway). My sex life is medium overall (goes through booms and busts)

Thats why US constitution is the best.

Caffeine is good for you. Coffee drinkers live about 10% longer than non coffee drinkers, and they have lower risk of cancer and diabetes. Drinking more than two alcoholic drinks per day is clearly bad for you, but coffee is good for you unless you're let it fuck with your sleep or drink more than 6 cups or day.

Leave her alone

>Watch him become a God.

what polan mean by this ?

How dare you disrespect mummy may

>call early election
>lose seats

No. She's completely incompetent.

Yeah nothing wrong with that, don't do it for hours on end obviously, and try not to death grip because no vag will ever feel that tight

>with dates
REEEEEEEE
Get the fuck outta here, normie

She would have had a landslide if it wasn't for the muzzies.

I'm trying

stop losing elections

NO, PORN IS MAY-TASTIQUE

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>former UKIP voters who switched to Labour are Muslims
>some of the richest constituencies are Muslims

>mummy may

Back to t_D.

Does May like it in the butt? I would allow her British teeth to clean my dong after the chocolate ride.

someone varg her PLZ

i hope she v&'s you first

Surely that would increase the urge?

no, im drunk and i've been watching porn for 3 hours. porn is only cool when drunk

I can't. Porn is all I have as a sexual outlet. Aubrey Sinclair is too cute too.

t. Sup Forums

I love coming here and seeing this cringy shit in every single thread, every single day.

Trump supporters literally blowing themselves out every day.

Gonna go exercise then fuck a qt. I'll use you losers as my inspiration.

Stop shilling for a fucking terrible cuckservative.

I DID NOT POST THIS POST:
IF I DID, COMMA, I WOULD BE OLD SQUAD....

>CUNT

>now we're told we have no free speech and hate speech laws start popping up
I always think of Americans sharing bong DNA, so every time you get Orwellian it's more dystopian than the last time
>ASBO
>gun laws
>get a life, bin that knife
>cameras everywhere
>police openly monitoring for thoughtcrimes
sure we've got the NSA tracking everything, but at least they're scared enough of the armed populace to try to hide it, your government has contempt for your native populace and your class warfare + socialism will fuck you all in the end.
memory and imagination are the only way to wank user, it's much better
>May as a sexual object
Slovenia plz
>1 post by this ID
>I'll use you losers as my inspiration.
t. virginfag

TRY ME
BITCHES

YES YES BASED MAY WIL BASEDLY BAN UNBASED INTERNET THANK YOU PRAISE KEKE
But seriously, why tory party dont make her resign?

>b-but based mummy
These politically illiterate adolescent spastics fucking deserve this. Can't wait to leave this country.

READING THIS?
YOU ARE A FUCKING AMATEUR.

Why is the UK such a joke?

do what you must, just be aware that people with your attitude are just another part of the global rotting

BASED MOMMY. I HOPE SHE BANS THOSE CREEPY PEDO CHINESE CARTOONS NEXT

Browsing brit/pol/ for a short period of time should answer your question.

Then you need probiotics, my friend.

There are some ethical psychiatrists that are now prescribing them as antidepressants and getting way better results with no side effects.

You have cells in your gut that are responsible for your dopamine, setatonin and norepinephrine production. Your gut is directly linked to your brain.

I changed my life by drinking two Yakult every morning ( lactobacillus casei shirota strain), I take a 30 billion pill with l. Plantation and a heap of others, and a Greek yoghurt with my rolled oats for breakfast.

Seriously, probiotics. All health begins with the gut. At least spend 10 mins googling probiotics and mood, you will be amazed.

CUNTS ARE
>EVERYWHERE
PEENUS
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Anyone wanna guess how cheap she buys her wine.
You can see in her face that she knows it tastes shit

UK Flag soon to be rare on Sup Forums

Found the kike.

PEENUS SQUAD
RULES

> b..but muh based dup
> they are actually old rural retards who will be happy to ban pedo-chineese-forum

Don't Brits have some form of legal prostitution?

L. Plantarum

>The probiotic was famously used by Adolf Hitler, who is known to have suffered from frequent gastrointestinal problems. The story goes that Adolf praised the physician who treated him with this probiotic, because the microbe dramatically improved his gastrointestinal function.

https//fixyourgut.com/three-recommended-probiotics/

Not that I know of

IT IS CALLED
AMERICA
>BITCH

HELLO "JEREMY"

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>tells us to stop watching porn
>shows us pic that no man can resist jerking it to
Mixed signals, buddy

So if I always feel shitty in the gut proboscis might fix that? Or is this only for mood?

etc.
You losers are part of the reason west is fucked up.. lazy, fat, weaklings with 0 motivation, willpower and goals.. just jerking off to pixels like monkeys because its easy.

To those of you who says "women are not worth it".. you are just cringy beta males who deserves to be cucked and treated like a little kids you are.. women behaves acordingly to males behaviour.

>Be weak whimpy boy = feminism, attitude, whoring-out, loud-mouth.
>Be strong, determined alpha = subservant role, wants to be led, wants to help you, caring.

You ascendants must be rotating in their graves seeing how their family line got absolutely spoiled.

What?

Already take them and eat probiotic yoghurt.

I'm highly intolerant to corn, oats, beans, legumes, etc. so maybe it's constant exposure to small amounts of those.

LET US ALL BE ....

AS STUPID
AS ALL OF YOU
>EXCEPT MOI AVEC TAY TAY

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How about feeling that get laid with white girl??

There must be porn of her. Show me that sewed up pussy mama Theresa i'll plow her bum until her face skin falls off.

STEP BACK

>proboscis

kekked

Damn it, man, only 5% of Women in the US are virgins at marriage, and those are either hamgalaxies or cloistered mormons. There is nothing most of us who were born in Suburbia or cities can do. Add that on top of a police state that actively suppresses any action we take, and the best thing for us is to just stay at home quietly improving ourselves for a happening that will likely never come.

Use your powers to save our people/

>France
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>LE OLD
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Stop losing elections.

>610 â–¶
> (You)

underrated

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if you want to change the world, change yourself first..thats the rule number 1.

Most of guys right here dreams about restoring west to its "former glory" yet they are incapable to manage themselves.. we will NEVER cahnge anything when we cant even change ourselves.

Being a real man actualy have far bigger impact on your surroundings than most people realize

fuck off nihilistic weakling

I would say it will definitely help, if not completely fix it.

Do 10 mins research, and if you can't even be bothered with that just drink two Yakult every morning for a month. Even 1 a day will help, but your gut flora is probably seriously out of whack.

You should start feeling better within a week, I say stick with it for 10 days.

Uhhh, but Mummy I like watching girls do pee-pees.

You should mention that it will make him worse at first when the bad bacteria start to die.

Shut up this isn't funny anymore

Triple double of truth.

EVERYONE ITT WHO IS NOT ME IS LITERRALLY A GAY FUCKWAD, AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD, THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME, IS ABLE TO FIX YOUR GAYNESS WITH THIS....

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What does it mean?

What's "eating well," lad? Is it high in bread and starchy carbs?

Could be, could be... Ok what about B and D vitamins? There's no sun in the UK, and B vitamins are also directly related to mood and energy levels.

Alternatively, you could just have a shut life, and maybe you should do something different... I dunno, ever tried skydiving? Take acting classes? If you're unsatisfied with life, and you've addressed the physiological issues, then you probably have a lifestyle issue.

I'm not a doctor, but I have been through some personal hell's of many different flavours, and in my experience mental health is directly related to lifestyle and quality of life.

I move s lit, I like new experiences.

Also I would highly recommend shiatsuassage, it uses acupressure points to get qi flowing in your body, you might be blocked, it has helped me immensely.

Acupuncture is a proven remedy, this is the same but without needles and with a whole body massage, it's fucking rad.

What about Berroca. I heard that works?

>drinking 3 cups of coffee every day is good for you
>t. scientific research courtesy of Starbucks™

Why are burgers so brainwashed by corporate propaganda?

IS GAY
IS GAY
IS EXTREMELY GAY
SUPERGAY

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