>Jeremy Corbyn is preparing a Queen’s Speech that he will attempt to push through Parliament should Theresa May prove unable to govern.
It's over. The coalition of chaos cannot hold. The memes were grand for a wee while weren't they, alas it must come to an end
Nice try archive.is
thank you.
Looking forward to the Tories teaming up with terrorist sympathizers in a stark violation of international law.
Now that's a coalition of chaos.
wait so he really is this delusional that he thinks he won and can be in power?
Did you know that the Theropod is a homosexual deception?
It's true. Dinosaurs could never fit on the ark.
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>In the interests of the country we are willing to form a government – a minority government – to put forward a programme, a Queen’s speech, as well as an alternative budget and an alternative programme for the Brexit negotiations,” he said. “And then it is up to other parties if they want to support us.”
Corbyn saves the day. Gerry Adams is waiting with the swing votes.
>he thinks he won and can be in power?
So: that isn't how it works in the UK. Her Majesty's Government is, in reality, whomever can "command the respect of Parliament" I.e. whichever group thinks it can actually get shit done.
In the simple cases that's just whoever has the majority; at least 50% +1 seat. In less simple cases of a hung parliament, it could be *any* group. The rules say that the incumbent normally gets first try at forming a Government, so that's what the Conservatives are doing. But, if they can't reach a deal with the DUP, and Theresa decides that she can't govern with a minority government, then it would be expected for somebody else to have a go. In this case, that would be Labour.
Would it be sensible or realistic? Almost certainly not. Most minority Governments don't last more than 12 months: Labour would be far better off just waiting and watching the Conservative/DUP chaos machine collapse, and then force a parliamentary vote on another General Election.
It doesn't matter what happens. Civilization is dead, it just hasn't stopped moving yet.
>yay this guy
>boo that guy
It's all a load of shit
>we have choice in our rapist
>yay
>#labour
>Civilization is dead
What are you on about?
>Canada has a parliament system just like the UK
>our minority governments work out just fine
Why can't you brits figure this shit out
You have an entirely different second house, and it makes a big difference to how legislation is passed.
Also Canadians are just generally more polite and able to work together (apart from those fucking Quebecois of course)
Canadians just love minorities.
Why the fuck does he think he'd get a speech through?
If he was invited to try by HM The Queen following the failure of the Conservatives to form a government.
>rulDK
>Denmark Rules
>Norwegian flag
kek. Danish supremacy.
Parliament would still have to vote on it.
Comrade Corbychev is like our very own Hillary Clinton. He's gonna feed the media lies for the next 12 months & spout some nonsense narrative for the retards to eat up cause he lost.
but unlike hildawg he has a chance of surviving to the next election. and then you factor in the DUP and the social waves they are causing. it's not looking good for the cons
Yes. If it happened, it'd be just as unlikely that Labour could get it passed, too. And at that point HM The Queen would be forced to dissolve parliament (I forget what the actual process would be; I'm not sure it's happened in the modern history of the UK) and we'd have another General Election.
However if Labour were summoned to the palace and HM The Queen asked Jeremy Corbyn to try, the Labour party are unlikely to say "No".
>lost
Nobody won. I don't see Theresa May standing down either.
Based Corbyn. Can't wait for all my free shit.
Farage is gonna take the next election.
Screenshot this anons.
May has formed a government with permission from her majesty. Corbychev lost.
>May has formed a government
No, she hasn't. Until her Queen's Speech Bill is passed (including the HoL), she hasn't done anything.
She is currently attempting to form one. The Chief Whip has flown out to Belfast to start talks with the DUP (which was silly, because the DUP won't do anything except go to church tomorrow...). It'll be days before they reach agreement and longer still before the Bill is published.
is forming* my bad. Still fuckin won.
>It'll be days before they reach agreement and longer still before the Bill is published.
By then the conservative party will be in disarray. social is media going mad. No one signed up for the D-U-P.
I think that's exactly what Corbyn is planning. He knows the Tories will not let him govern, thus this forces them to butter up the DUP and pray it all goes somewhere other than shit (it won't).
19-dimensional conkers
>Still fuckin won.
Nobody won.
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>independent
Since ceasing to be an actual newspaper the Indie has transformed into nothing but a 'fake news' coping mechanism for Remainers. Literally nothing they've predicted or stated has become fact.
She is trying to ban encryption.
>The financial and banking sector will make do without.
>Forced to INNOVATE
May's lost her majority and probably the support of the party and whatever popular support clout she could claim. Labour gained seats thus reaffirming Corbyn's power over the party, and now they just have to sit back in the peanut gallery and watch the shitshow implode further. That's a win in my book.
Yeah...there were Political gains and losses: May lost (big) and Corbyn gained (big). The Lib Dems gained, the SNP had loses. But nobody stood out as a true winner. The only winning move for May was to increase her majority, and that clearly didn't happen.
Classic marxist just seizing the means of production
"Going up" is always a win.
If Corbyn had actually won the election, he'd have to govern, something he can't do.
Being able to throw critique in popular opposition is his ideal scenario. In fact, it's the only thing he's good at.
The Tories have no principles, never have, and will cut any deal necessary to stay in power. They managed to form a coalition with the Lib Dems so it shouldn't be hard to get the DUP on board. A few concessions on N.I issues, they will probably relax the laws on Orange marches etc which will be more than enough to keep the Unionists happy.
Give it a few weeks until the EU start sticking the knife in and trying to bully us. May has a chance to stand up to them and look tough. The British people will love that. The election hype over Corbyn will die down. The Tories will learn from this and next time around they will run a much better campaign (with a much better leader). Corbyn has gone as far as he can and still came up 50 seats short of the Tories. If May hadn't mentioned the Dementia tax, she would have been home and dry
Interesting times. I predict a raging hard boner of a Brexit as May tries to salvage her reputation as being "bloody difficult". Expect unrest in Ireland in the coming years. Corbyn has now heightened expectations of himself and his shadow cabinet and people will soon remember just how fucking incompetent and embarrassing Labour are under his leadership. It won't be long before some monumental fuck up on his behalf
>the Conservative/DUP chaos machine
>"Going up" is always a win.
Closing a 20 point gap to 3, in 6 weeks, is a huge win.I can't think of any other party that has ever done such a thing.
Losing the majority you had in a snap election you didn't need to call is such a huge lose I can't even put it into words. If it wasn't for the Brexit negotiations due to start they'd have been carrying her furniture out of Number 10 on Friday morning.
I have a feeling we're going to be keeping freedom of movement and membership of the single market.
Jeremy Corbyn is not the Socialist Choice
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I wonder how the islamic extremists are reacting to the DUP and all it entails.
They have this idea of the UK as a bunch of softies, now they are getting a look at the fnest in British Terror and it's besties with the government. it's gotta be having an effect.
>Mohammed meet Steven Jones and the boys from East Belfast
>now tell him what you were saying about what you were going to do to the Brits with your jihad.
Of course you are. The UKIP & tabloid-trash crowd can bullshit all they want, at the end of the day the economic welfare of the UK is too interwoven and mutually dependent on the EU and the Single Market to prosper outside of it. Both sides know this.
>DUP allowing such concessions to papism
>Maoist
C'mon.
They're 10 seats, no-one gives a shit what they want.
are you on drugs.
they are using those ten seats to bend the cons over the barrel.
They're 10 seats who are about to enter negotiations with the Conservatives on the terms of a coalition agreement. They're 10 seats who know full well that they are the Conservatives ONLY possible coalition partners. They literally hold all the power right now.
lewd
CONCESSIONS
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NCESSIONS
LibDems conceded on everything while having 57 seats in a coalition.
you're still at the bargaining stage.
acceptance will come soon
No, the LibDems got some concessions. AV+ referendum, cabinet seats, the Conservatives pulled a bunch of their tax plans etc. But even so, the Lib Dems were naive fools; the DUP won't make the same mistake. DUP MP as Northern Ireland Minister anyone?
be a m8 bin that r8p
may is clearly a masochist, who knows what the DUP will get out of her.
b-but he made his own sign before stealing someone else's?
Sounds like capitalism at work.
Didn't they want PR, not AV?
we can't all have a house based economy based on chinese laundry money.
I'm quite looking forward to see what happens from it.
Yes; they were fucking idiots for agreeing to the watered down referendum.
OVER THE BARREL
kill a commie today
make the world a better place
I wasn't in the car long enough to hear the segment, but NPR was advertising how exactly May had fucked herself and would be out of office not within a year but within a month.
They were salty as hell, and I hadn't heard a word about labor or DUP until I got back home to Sup Forums.
No canada you don't understand, we don't mean a government solely being made up of minorities
I would argue that May has no principles, making a deal with the DUP before speaking to them and laying down terms just to stay in power.
She is power hungry and will fold as soon as any pressure is applied and brexit will be a fucking disaster with a paper leader.
the DUP have beliefs that modern english conservatives 'have progressed beyond'. they are in shock.
Now the DUP is in the daylight when they benefitted greatly from being out of it. It's like a monty python sketch meets larry david.
When she'll be out of office is really anybody's guess
If Brexit talks seem to be going well then more people could gain confidence in her as leader.
Unless there's a candidate that nearly everyone agrees on to replace her it would hurt the country's negotiating position if they changed leaders immediately before or after negotiations began with the EU
I don't see why we can't have a ranting maniac as Prime Monster. Politics is so damn boring.
But I think your compatriots are quite right about May not really having morals beyond running an organization. That is really all that I had liked about her in the first place as the potential brexitmaker. But it was not meant to be, I suppose.
We've secured Trump. Brexit is the single most important thing in world politics now. That's my opinion, and I was glad to see Sup Forums and all the rest of the world understanding it these past few weeks.
with the way the quantum foam is being memefolded we could end up with David Icke as PM before 2025.
But Conservatives already have a deal with DUP
Wtf is going on in Bongland? I thought May got a rwds coalition that was going to run shit? Now this commie cuck might win because muh feelz?
top kek
would the lizard queen allow it?
Oh hello Eddie
All that has to happen is Grichka and Igor come to a consensus on the matter.
It's like you faggots don't even have a real government. Just who cries the loudest about muh feelz is in control. What strange system. But there I go expecting sanity from a nation that was founded on the values on King Henry VIII.
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>May's lost her majority and probably the support of the party and whatever popular support clout she could claim.
Good she's a fucking shill and needs to go.
All this has done is show how utterly incompetent she is.
Parliament has to vote on whether it is a viable government or not.
There's pretty much no way that Corbyn will be able to form a government if May cannot.
>He still doesnt realize he lost
>being this embarrassingly ill educated on politics.
You dumb cunt, probs northerner.
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wtf are you even talking about? you have the comprehension skills of an infant and no the bollocks you speak is not how our gov works.
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>he thinks just because they're in a coalition that will make the 'moderate' Conservatives suddenly vote for far right policies
>tfw you realize the Bogdanoffs control the very fabric of reality
They don't hold any power, because they're not a centre party. They are a far right party, they would pale at the notion of a Corbyn gov.
May had to merely walk in there and say "do you want Corbyn in government" , "no? Neither do I, give us your support for the confidence votes and we're can prevent that"
Much like it comes to EU Brexit negotiations people seem to have tunnel vision and forget about the surrounding factors.
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>I am the real Queen of England Mr. Corbin!
LOL RETARD DRUMPF CAN'T SPELL
TOLMF BLOMF
wtf?! i'm with her now!
I kek'd at this. Good on you mate.
From the next PMQ
If only the Reverend Ian Paisley. God rest his soul, were alive to guide us through this.
If they don't vote May's Queen's Speech/budget/defence reviews through then she literally has no right or ability to form a government, they hold all the power.
May has got shit and she knows it.
What are you talking about you delusional cuck. We have no overall majority, and now May is going to cosy up to NI terrorists (after running a smear campaign about how Corbyn is pals with NI terrorists) to try to form a government with a majority of 2....1 once the speaker is lost.
She's shitting all over the Good Friday agreement and the peace process in NI to cling to power.
Members of the Conservative part could vote against her yet.
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It's more a case those 10 seats have a great deal more power than they should have as every other party is staunchly anti-Tory.
May's going to have to offer something sweet to them otherwise she isn't going to be able form any meaningful government.
God I fucking hope so. I can't explain how much I hate this vile bitch.
> May has a chance to stand up to them and look tough.
May still has to broker a deal with the DUP. She's a shite negotiator and speaker by all accounts. Once she gives the crazy fundies the moon on a stick to hold on to the shakiest of majorities, the fun will really begin.
Corbyn's proven himself to be capable. Closing a 20pt lead in 4 weeks is incredible. The parliamentary party seems to be onside with him now, the Tories are on the back foot and looking scared. There's not even anyone who can take May's place.
We're witnessing the death of neoliberalism, and the birth of jam communism.