Brit/pol/ - *blocks your path* edition

>JOIN THE DUP
mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

> Election 2017: Majority of Tories believe Theresa May should quit as prime minister – do you agree?
edp24.co.uk/news/politics/election-2017-majority-of-tories-believe-theresa-may-should-quit-as-prime-minister-do-you-agree-1-5056253

Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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DUP is gay.

The absolute best thing to come out of all this is the retarded posters who don't know what's going on.

>"xDxD you retarded KEKS voted for a gommie"
>"dae BASED mummy may lost because britain is a country of MUSLIM cucks?!"
>"lol ur now being told what to do by ireniggers haha im actually 1/32nd irish so do i ged to be jn government?!?!1111 xDxD"

youtu.be/YFKX71-evwo

>tfw was never making a new thread

Kaya

THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHITE

TAKBIR!

Turns out Rich Piana is racist lads

youtube.com/watch?v=DGI9iZqrzAU

>football is as close to modern national identity as most people will get
>most of the team are half caste and niggers

5 more years of May! Forward Together! Strong and Stable! Get To Work!

>be in Spain
>No fucker speaks English

I am ok with it but i am travelling with my Chinese flatmate and she's fucking retarded. She believes all white people can speak English and if they don't understand that you just shout louder

Hiding in my hotel room with my phone turned off so she doesn't make me go out to eat with her, wish I came alone honestly

Also Madrid is stunning, thanks Germany for destroying London

Its because they have been on holiday drinking and eating shite for last couple weeks

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Lallana will score. Just wait and see.

The absolute state of thread creation being left to anons

Do any of you filthy degenerates have tattoos?

Well?

can't believe this country is about to become so regressive that women might be slightly inconvenienced when killing children that they forced into existence

>Corbyn could say he has right to form a govt

It's impossible for him to do so

Have you slipped it in her yet?

>Conservatives are fucked
>Their party is full of socially liberal posh Cameroons
>They are all rejecting a coalition with these Irish bastards
>The coalition probably will probably hurt May more than it helps in future
>The coalition causes a crisis in Northern Ireland
>Heidi is a cute!
feels good man

>Not losing your mind for a bunch of Africans running around d generating ad revenue

Lol m8 u some kind of nerd m9 the absolute lad STATE lad m10

This. Labour will never form a government again. We are free!

I have always liked the way a good English suit looks.

Pretty easy decision which one should be used.

Doesn't matter, he has the right as the 2nd largest party to attempt to form a government and pass a queen's speech should the first fail and another general election is not voted through

Yup
You did a great job election night and and after, thanks
No home

I'd rather fuck one of the black prostitutes outside my hotel and they are awful

Also Madrid is literally all spanish people, I was under the impression all European cities were full of immigrants

Gas the fucking cuckservatives

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>stop having a national identity

can you join the DUP if you arent irish?

THE REAL TERRORISTS IN IRELAND..

youtube.com/watch?v=ndYPp-3cvbk

any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :)

op cant block any path

stay safe bro ,you have to be lucky all the time

Nah mate in South Madrid there's fuck loads of South Americans and they are shit. I agree it's a beautiful city though.

Go to Valle dos Caidos, it's amazing.

No, only Germany, UK and France. The rest of Europe is laughing their ass off because of our cucked leaders

Please don't tell me you guys are going full commie???

fuck off redditcunt,

>LE FUCK THE RIGHT

>LE BASED TAIGS

Two of these threads have one thing in common.

Really makes you think.

I'm surprised the Lib Dems didn't do better. It's almost like appealing to youngsters who want to cancel Brexit isn't a viable option. How'd they end up getting 4th party to the SNP again? Christ.

Madrid is absolutely tiny, that's why.

sure goy

Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Italy, Greece...

>One of Theresa May's main PR handlers was the chief of staff to Barack Obama

She got fucking S A B O T A G E D

>oy vey yes goy lets antagonize the elderly and talk about fox hunting because I definitely want a successful brexit and reduced immigration into white countries

I think I just consciously witnessed my sexual desires changing, but not for the better.

D U P kek

I will always post in the one that doesn't have a childish cartoon in the OP.

Why the fuck are you travelling with her if she's annoying and not even fit?

How have you fucked this up so much.

>implying she won't toe the line in time

What are whips for? Besides, I refuse to accept the DUP are stupid enough to threaten what could be a very good time for them by bitching over abortion term limits in England.

Who the fuck gives a shit about what the DUP do in Northern Ireland? They're not going to have any say in gay rights or abortion laws in the rest of the country.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOMMUNISM!?

DUP is my senpai

>animal cock fetish
>now midget porn
>You are the worst new poster here by a fucking MILE
For your consideration…. the combo special

I always thought of them as a centerist party but they have gone left wing

Its because Spain is poor, why do you think London is full of young Spanish people with degrees working in hospitality?

Those "Buzzfeed gets emails" articles always reek of bullshit

Who did the best power-stance?

She had a spare ticket as her friend dropped out

THE REAL TERRORISTS IN IRELAND..

youtube.com/watch?v=ndYPp-3cvbk

any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :) ...

Because they haven't forgotten them breaking their promise about tuition fees

>"Tories out refugees in"

This was the final straw for me

Bit harsh on Gideon that.

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They've been ultra left since the mid 90s, but their latest pledge to go for another vote on Brexit was incredibly naive.

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25% of the young spaniards are unemployed iirc

many are coming to Germany lately as well

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HHHNNNNNNNNNGGG

Serves you right for not watching cricket like upstanding Britisher would

reminder the irish drink Superior Britsh Semen

>May easily wins the election
>Newspapers still shit on her and act like she lost
Why is the FAKE NEWS media so rotten, lads?

autism
The DUP has 10 votes. You only need 11 rebels and the rebels have the power.

It's not like where the Lib Dems are providing you 50odd votes and 5 years of stability.

Not exactly a cuck free zone, there is a huge banner outside a building in the town centre with refugees welcome on it

So they went to Labour, who are making an equally non viable claim? It just seems strange.

Besides, the kids that got fucked by the tuition rises are in their late 20s now

Coalition of Crackpots or a Cabal of Cuckolds

Post a photo of her then

DUP IS SENPAI yo

>Britisher
fucking paki detected lads!

Theresa confirmed robot.

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Fake News. Theresa May is still in control.

>told you so
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4144320/Chairman-s-Brexit-firecracke-pathetic-damp-squib.html
>She’s there because better qualified people are waiting for her to fail.

Always reminds me of the one who got away for fuck sake.

You had to make me think of her today, on my birthday, of all days.

My girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care any more, it's pity not love. She came to join my family today for a meal out, but we argued and she left because she 'doesn't want to be around' me. I love her but her affection is only pity, and that's extremely rare.
Today was the first time I'd seen her in a month. After a few hours of her being awkward and quiet, she's gone. Now I'm going to go out and pretend to my parents that it didn't affect me that much.

I hope you're all facing a better day than I am, and I hope your birthday this year is more enjoyable than this one.

the dup are senpai yo

join us

>Be Tim
>Run the shittest campaign in Lib Dem history
>Lose all Welsh support
>Lose all English support outside south west london
>Get saved by some inbred scots
>End up with less votes than Nick Clegg
>??
>Fool people into thinking you did good

Nobody save a few students want to cancel Brexit, and undo democracy. Dim Tim ran a shit campaign, and deserves to be hung drawn and quartered for ending 3 party politics and poisoning the whole party.

I mean its pretty funny lad.

>Start out with a stable party and 4 competing parties not ready for a GE
>Cock it up with maybe 3 statements on policy
>Single handedly revitalise Labour and to a lesser extent the Lib Dems, while killing UKIP and crippling the SNP
>End up with less seats than when you started, and lumbered with the DUP

>STILL talking about diana

Fucking hell she died 20 years ago

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Reminder that Jim Davidson is /ourguy/.

>idea of the election is to increase majority
>expectation is to crush the opposition
>fail to crush the opposition
>lose your majority
>why are they being so mean to mummy?

Gotta sell papers, goyim

>Couldn't even beat pro-Leave Zac in massively pro-Remain Richmond

Fucking hate cricket desu, my sympathies to the lasses at Babestation

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Obongo got away with a lot of shit policies because he's a half-breed and he played the race card a lot. A white woman like May wasn't going to get away with anything.

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anons were here before you
anons will be here after you

She massively reminds me of my ex, strangely of 2 years as well. Maybe that's why I post her.

Hope your day picks up, soldier on.