Brit/pol/ - Start fucking linking the previous edition already, you cunts. Edition

>JOIN THE DUP
mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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TAIGS OYT NOW

>Labour supporters

>how much surrender do you want senpai?

Reminder that the election is over, so r/t_d should kindly fuck off.

REFUGEES IN
TORIES OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=0vvWPL6SSTs

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Conservatives will be unable to form a government.

Prepare for more elections.

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What happened in Aveley then? Had to nip out for dinner with the pham

>tfw you voted DUP when it seems to have actually made a difference

All that time wasted voting for the cucked UUP, what a shame lads.

na, a band called taint

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Which is the best tripfag?

It's a wonderful, sunny summer's night britpol. Why are you spending it on here shitposting? Why aren't you spending it watching the sun go down while having a few drinks on the terrace of a swanky city centre bar while in the company of a lovely lady?

Also - following on from this - how bothered are you by the fact that lots of your friends and family members think you might be gay because of your lack of a gf?

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me

I'm pretty sure they would not approve of anime

They're putting cameras in our tinned food

They know what you're saying

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Didnt realise Corbyn posted on Sup Forums

you should try a vpn or something, you don't spread good propaganda by spamming useless shit over and over especially when everybody can see its only you mate

Rightly So made a lot of threads during the election/happenings

You'd better hope May's internet plan combined with the DUP don't find out you posted this, laddo.

How would website age ratings work? I actually want to discuss this, would the guidelines for age rating websites be stricter or more lenient than movie guidelines?

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DEPORT ALL GAYS, CATHOLICS, AND ETHNICS

Who do you think is most likely to be next Conservative leader (prime minister)?

i still don't get why the emia report on this, if 10 million people vote labour and 12 million vote tories and a 500,000 click on an online petition against the tories and 100 go and march it's normal and expected.
but the press report it as an amazing show of democracy when isntead you would expect 10% of people unhappy with the result to click a facebook link and 0.0001% to bother to go on a march.

Rimmer. He's a babe.

my irish family all think this guy is a retard

apparently he is just really fucking good at managing his public image and relationship with the press, but has basically no substance

>you don't spread good propaganda by spamming useless shit over and over especially when everybody can see its only you mate

I do this with munchy boxes and no-one seems to care.

JEW WHAT M8 ?

The hypothetical one who died suddenly and painfully before getting a chance to post

Sup Forums lostall interest so I guess it wasn't a real happening.

im not your mate. nothing like it :)

ANIMEY ES SAYTANIC

Shut up Mohammed, you disgusting pile of vomit. Deport you.

He uses lad slang ironically too often.

resurrect him

MAY and the DUP are just like pepe

Panic over fuck all. Coupla cunts nicked a car using a knife and then crashed it, I think.

Lads my girlfriend has a really sweet lowish self esteem friend - blonde, blue eyes, cracking body and lovely personality. I'd have a crack at it myself if I was single, however she struggles with men for some reason and feels under pressure to find a boyfriend.

She has been harassed by a nigger over a number of years who has a reputation for being a fuckboy. My bird and others have warned her of this, yet a few days ago she went out on a date with him and kissed.

She is due to go to Singapore for a year abroad but his nigger is trying to convince her to stay in UK.

How can I prevent the blackening and ultimate heartbreak of this poor lass? Set her up with one of my mates asap? Most of my mates are bellends or taken.

Crumpet is my favourite, then Rightly So.

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Reported to the UIDF

Rightly SO is like a dependable father

But Rimmer is my internet gay lover boy

It's hard to decide

dup senpai

you couldnt be any more of an obvious reditor if you tried, honestly

its pathetic, you are pathetic. you are a low energy house plant

>not recgonizing the condescendingly british use of the word "mate"

lad...

half of them have gone since the election

>Dont you be going into Farmer Giles's wheat fields again, Theresa.
>I won't Daddy.

#Telling lies for over 50 years.

jew are just like pepe goy

op is right

There's only really one tripfag that's annoying but that's because he's mentally ill and sockpuppets himself when he doesn't get attention.

Keeps getting reported though :^)

>tfw the DUP hijack May's internet firewall and use it to track down gays and catholics

Mummy

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Just wait and have a good laugh when she's alone with three mutant toddlers and a whopping case of VD

Only because they haven't figured out the trigger programing hidden inside your seemingly benign munchy box posting.

All good children go to heaven

When will Corbyn be kicked out of his party?

Why would you want to prevent this woman from experience the pleasure of BBC?

I REGRET ALL MY MUMMYPOSTING

I'VE FIGURED IT OUT

THERESA MAY IS A RAMPANT COAL BURNER

SHE FUCKS BLACK MEN ALL THE TIME AND HER HUSBAND WATCHES

SHE. IS. INTO. BESTIALITY. SHE FUCKING DESERVED TO LOSE

BURN THE COAL - PAY THE TOLL

FUCK YOU MUMMY!!!!!

>my girlfriends friend
it's you isn't it

I'm bored already next election when?

dup so based

You evil cunt. Hands off Rimmer, he's mine. You can't even decide who is best so you don't deserve him.

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5 more years.

More strict. It's just a way to assign an internet id to each user to see who uses what.

Too much makeup 2bh

so based yo

Nazis watch out

>Dont you be driving anywhere near Farmer Giles's wheat fields, Theresa.
>I won't Daddy.

#Telling lies for over 50 years.

Do you ever contribute anything of value to threads other than spamming images with stupid filenames?

hahahaha

havent got a clue do you

U Wot Mate?

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designated leftist or faux conservatives must die

I think it will last over the Summer then collapse over something.

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Why does this one weird lad keep posting about DUP and Israel?

Working on the pastebin updates.

As a note to the user who was spassing out.

In american English
Britain == UK
Great Britain = The Island
British Isles = UK + Ireland.

I went to Londonderry once on a college trip.

We were given a tour by this Buddhist half Asian guy who claimed to be the best possible tour guide because he "had no bias".

Walked us around. Told us about throwing pennies on orange day or whatever. Full tour of the city.

End of the tour was at some friendship bridge between the catholic and protestant sides. Said that our parents couldn't have even visited here when they were our age, but that they are rebuilding. That people ride their bikes across the bridge and think nothing of what was once an unshakable divide. He said he had hope and was glad we were there to share in it with him.

3 hours after the IRA bombed the tourism center.

I couldn't stop laughing.

are either of these posts meant to be amusing?

Rimmer or Rightly So are the objective answers to that question.

SHOULD I BOYS?

I wish lefties would just fuck off tbqh

newfag

No because it won't happen.

>PM of the UK and president of the USA have met a few times
Holy shit stop the presses

Ulsrealand?

When does Nige announce his next move?

It's nice to see the Corbyn shills have fucked off now the elections over

Dr Pam Spurr's sex advice show has just started on talkRADIO, always gives me a right boner