Brit/pol/ - Imagine This A Year Ago edition

>Prime minister favourability poll
twitter.com/britainelects/status/873649515374534656

>Boris is set to launch a bid to be PM as May clings on: Johnson team circles the wounded Tory leader as she’s forced to sacrifice key aides to keep her job
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4592016/Boris-set-launch-bid-PM-clings-on.html

>BREAKING NEWS: 'Incapacitated' driver ploughs into pedestrians outside Amsterdam Centraal train station injuring at least eight
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591924/Car-ploughs-pedestrians-Amsterdam.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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>THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL NEVER SURRENDER

Bump it please

First for hate speech

Second for gun rights

>DUP conference preperations 2018

>when people want the UK to become Venezuela II

OOOH BRUUVV WAT IS DIS STUFF BRUV IT LIEK DEY COVERED IN DATTT FILO PAASSTEE YA GET ME ROADMAN BOSS BRUV YA LISSEN TO ME IM GIVIN A SHOUT OUT TO MAH MAN BIG NARSTIE BIGGG UPPP BRUV BRAP BRAP

MAD TING WE WOZ LOOKIN FA SUM MUNCH INNIT WE JUST BLAZE SESH BRUVVVV TINNGGG DAT WEED WAS PENG A LENG BRUV BUT YEAH BRUV DAT CHIKIN

SUMTIN ABOUT DEM CHIPS SUM O DEM IZ GREASY BRUV SUM DEM CRUNCHY LIKE INSIDE WAS HOLLOW BARE CRISP BARETING.

DEY TRANSLATED DAT BREADIN ON DA CHIKEN ONTO DA BURGER BUT IT LIKE BE TEN OUT OF TEN BRUV RESPECT BRUV IT WAS BETTA MAN SEZ

DEM RIBS WAS PEAAAKKK BRUV DEY GOT LENG RIBS INNIT DEY WOZ PROPA SPICY ND FLAVA TING IT GOING IN DIS SHIT BRUV

DIS THING WAS PRETTY SICK THO BRUV YA CHECKIN DA WINGS COS DEY GIVIN ME STINGS BRUVVV FOUR POUND BRUV FO DESE WINGS

CREP CHEK BRUV NAAHH DIS WAS DOOTY BRUV, PROPA DOOTY

ONE POINT FIVE DA MAN TRIED BRUV BOSSMAN WAS NICE

BLESS

NEVER NEVER NEVER

I like this new meme.

Reminder only Prime Minister Graham Brady will make Brexit happen.

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Third for qts

Why is the stairwell in such an awkward place?

owen jones has toxoplasmosis.

I started it just like I started Nickposting.
>AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

>not posting BUF Webley rally with 30,000 in attendance

>A Conservative former Northern Ireland secretary has suggested that the legal abortion time limit could be reduced as part of his party’s discussions over forming a government with the Northern Irish Democratic Unionist Party.
it's nothing

>Shitposting in all of these threads have been gradually been transforming me into a TransBrit
>I feel more and more spiritually british with each day

MAKE YOUR MARK AND MAKE IT WELL!
MAKE YOUR MARK AND MAKE IT TELL FOR DUP!

KEEP ULSTER OUT OF THE SOUTH OF IRELAND!

NO SURRENDER!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Are you in London, is there any truth in the rumour?

>Plastic Brits are now a thing

Who is Lord Buckethead? Can someone give me a rundown?

>Vote for Brexit last year
>Take months to actually trigger A50
>Farage calls it a day before it's even triggered
>Purposely introduce variations on the Brexit theme
>Frame hard Brexit to seem extreme
>Purposely fuck up an election that was meant to be about Brexit 10 days before Brexit talks due to begin
>Even though you win, power vacuum in the aftermath allows people to say public have now voted against it
>Bring in someone that called Farage a bigot and a remainer to prop up remain PM as your chief of staff

Why are there no calls for Hammond's scalp?
Most of the fuck-ups seem to originate with him.

Ipsos Mori are supposed to put out a poll in a day or two and are suggesting Labour may have a double digit lead.

That would give Corbyn +120 extra seats and remove people like Boris Johnston or Amber Rudd from office. Better hope May gets her Queen's speech through.

It happened before, it will happen again.

Rightly So has just agreed to cum in my bum over the phone.

I think i'm addicted to Sup Forums lads, i've lurked all day

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>posting the odd photo of bogeye Nick, a well-known figure
>claims it as his own copyrighted 'Nickposting! tm'
Wew lad

A lot of things have happened before and never happened again. Explain how this will happen again.

>when children and idiots will celebrate this as the country implodes

imgur.com/a/Ykb8g

You're going to look at them all now.

Requesting a pic of Theresa May with the JUST hair cut

>Ipsos Mori are supposed to put out a poll in a day or two and are suggesting Labour may have a double digit lead.
>That would give Corbyn +120 extra seats

It's a horrible addiction. Just refreshing the catalog and seeing the same threads over and over

>i've lurked all day
Come back when you've done this everyday for years

Only one man can stop Corbyn.

>Better hope May gets her Queen's speech through.

The noise from some Tory's suggest she won't if she has the DUP in tow.

This could be a fucking circus.

Kaya

9 years here lad. You?

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ALL GOOD CHILDREN GO TO HEAVEN!

Lads, I want an exact date for when we actually leave the European Union, because these delays are starting to come off as intentional.

I'm sick and fucking tired of these "negotiations". I wanted the UK to leave the EU on June 23rd NEARLY A YEAR-A-FUCKING-AGO. The referendum was a bitch 'n' a half of a wait and now this looks to be another pisstake too. I’m really fucked off about this. I would gladly cut all ties with Europe if it means getting the fuck out of the EU.

June 23rd's afoot. I want us the fuck out by then.

pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Thready reminder.

>going on outer Sup Forums

>strawman
I claimed that posting a pic of Nick followed by "AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE". Cunt.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39807111
>job
>as an MP

I'm sorry BBC, but did you just endorse the notion that being an MP is a career, and not a dutiful calling?

I almost never leave britpol
>you're the closest thing to friends I have.

Reminder that June 23rd is our independence day.

جود برذر جين أور رانكس عند فيغة فور جود عند إسلام

Yeah. I'm kinda curious about this. Corbyn could just be putting on a show but he seems very confident about the idea he could amend it (basically forcing the Tories from government).

I'd be very surprised if the Labour party weren't putting round calls to people like Anna Soubry right now.

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I support abortion but I've always wanted the legal time limit lowered because children have been born viable before 24 weeks.

It's like a sort of conditioning. The memes condition you with spikes of hormones to engage more and more in esoteric and obscure culture and politics due to the fact that the memes there are more dangerous and rare.

>Double figure lead
>After the election has already happened

>Not venturing from brit/pol/ to happening threads and Trump/Syria generals

You're missing all the fun.

>Daily reminder that accelerationism is the final redpill.

>/britpol/ in one tab
>/britfeel/ in the other
it's like social media for weirdos

Agreed. I would even call that the preferable option.

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Please.

Theresa May was supposed to be the new Thatcher but she's the new Major

Are you saying the bataclan terrorists had toxoplasmosis. Is this the new thing Peter hitches gonna blame everything on

>Trump generals
>T_D and awoo fags

UGH

Recently you haven't had to leave brit/pol/ for the happenings.

I'm still waiting for the next event in the bombathon. It seems to be our year.

AWOO FELLOW PEDE

MAGA XD

You realise the instability in Ireland and in the Conservative backbenches over a deal with the DUP and Brexit mean that the government will probably collapse before the year's end?

Minority governments always struggle and this one faces numerous hurdles in the raft of controversial legislation it seeks to pass.

oh my

Seeing these memes slip away... Desperation... Need newer memes... Where are they?

>blue-green hair
Fucking DROPPED

MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL STAND TO THE LAST MAN

Kill yourself.

>Going on the r/thedonald exclave
>It seems to be our year
>t. Liverpool fan

youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

This man will save Brexit and unite the country.

she got any noods

Major was in power for 7 years.

May wont be in power for 2.5.

Fair play to that, fucking muslim scum. Oh well, at least in-between our seemingly regular cultural enrichment, we can enjoy electoral chaos.

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That story from the German about Boris' wife from the last thread was utter bollocks, by the way. Zero proof whatsoever that it was her, so it can be dismissed.

Shame so many of you idiots fell for it, speaks volumes about this general.

Neck yourself you fucking cunt

>t anti trump redditor

FUCK OFF LIBTARD AWOOOOOOOOO MAGA KYS FUCKING ANTIFA

Don't bully her.

machine gun jubblies

Basically a meme candidate who is pretty based since he has some funny policies.
>Holding a referendum to see if we need a second referendum.

Late at night

nobody can hear you

nobody could see you

perfect time to sneak out for a

wank in the garden

/ourguy/

same

i have never formed a stronger connection with a bunch of people before

you people are genuinely good... and i will never know you

t. FCO shill

KYS KYS KYS AWOO FUCKING LIBTARD ANTIFA REDDIT, BASED BLACK PEOPLE LADS
Also you two should genuinely hang yourself for not seeing the sarcasm

Personally I hope she beats Andrew Bonar-Laws record as shortest lived PM.

Thanks user.
That's weirdly meaningful.

I think it showed just how many Momentum members have infiltrated Brit/pol/, low-information and unlikely stories just being lapped up so readily with no proof.

>tfw I imported a MAGA hat shortly after the Trump campaign kicked off and he was rapidly becoming a bit of a golden boy on here

Feel like a proper tit now desu

Are there any top Brits who you feel you may genuinely cry when they pass?

I only have one.

>born just in time for Brady posting

Feels good

BLUE/GREEN HAIR CAN BE ATTRACTIVE ON A LADY, PICTURE RELEVANT!!!

Lads what about this? brit/pol/ meetup on June 23rd?

I'm down for a pissup in London or anywhere in the South East if any of you cunts want to celebrate Independence Day.

It's peculiar.

What really gets my goat though is there's at least two or three other lawyers on here and I really want to know who you are as I keep wanting to guess.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASED ISRAEL