BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march towards the inevitable backlog
Someone offers you $20,000 to spend one night in Englewood on the 4th of July. Do you do it? If so, what's your plan? You can only bring a backpack filled with whatever you can carry.
Kevin Lee
>Abdul and Muhammad trying to abduct women
Blake Morales
My bad, I couldn't hear what the dispatch said
Liam Fisher
did we get anywhere with a /cpd/ patch?
Anthony Robinson
yes, find defensive position with a choke point and wait it out, disassemble a rifle and put it in the bag with as much ammo as you can hold
Adam Cook
Get a bunch of voluntary Roberts from /k/ and hold out the night.
Adrian White
>6 v 1 fucking animals
Angel Cooper
young black males kicking trash cans
Josiah King
Id try it, Im pretty little, I bet I could find a dark corner somewhere to hide in for the night and collect my money at the end
Anthony Clark
Helping the new fags out
Benjamin Morales
Antifa?
Jaxson Baker
>CHICAGO What went so horribly wrong? Some straw broke some camel's back for the city to get this bad.
Jack Edwards
Earlier there was a BLACK MALE walking around trying to ( get into a place? ) armed with an AK 47.
Henry Turner
>Take money >Stay over at some shitty inn
Nolan Hernandez
hide out on a roof beginning before dark and stay there till the next day.
Oliver Murphy
...
Nathaniel Parker
Thanks
Henry Brooks
Didnt they say they could no longer reach the caller? Someone got done.
Cameron Perry
It's a sanctuary city full of pavement apes that's been run by democrats since forever.
Liam Peterson
Yeah. Pretty sure there's one less Chicago resident on this day.
Lincoln Harris
We 64 club.
Christian Gray
COAL BURNER TURNING ON THE APE >called cops saying ape has gun in the car
Eli Myers
Male Black spawns increase exponentially.
Thomas Barnes
>cab driver wont let her out
:(
Benjamin Smith
Did I hear that right? A female white is in a car with a male and a gun?
Hostage/Car chase, do I dare dream?
Landon Davis
The fuck was that whisper
Cameron Perez
The fuck was that whisper? Is this shit haunted?
Nathan Bell
I keep meaning to get a shot from here at night for you guys. But here you go anyway
Isaiah Hernandez
HAPPENING
Jordan Taylor
MALE BLACK AGAIN HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Hudson Myers
>male black breaking into dollar general
Brody Cox
Dolla Gen gonna get looted tonight!
Cameron Torres
MALE BLACK DOLLAR GENERAL!
Michael Cook
Dress like a Job Application, no one will touch you.
Noah Fisher
why the hell would you break into a dollar general?
I mean really guys
MALE BLACK is a fuckin amateur
Daniel Long
>male black tries to rob a dollar general
Hunter Gutierrez
What do you think he's getting from Dollar General?
Kevin Morgan
Did anyone catch the morse?
Colton Ramirez
Male Blackmagic
Tyler Myers
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Justin Reyes
$1 ribeye
Cooper Moore
tp
Christian Harris
I'm still mad they canned that show but let Mr. Pickles stay.
Jose Bailey
Been listening for about an hour now. Mostly just a bunch of robberies and attempted break ins.
There was a call about a drunk MALE BLACK out front of a store yelling at folks telling them to go away.
Jayden Watson
...
Mason Russell
Im guessing magnums and a stocking cap
Alexander Morgan
If you've ever lived near a dollar general, this is how MALE BLACK shops in his natural state.
Jason Kelly
How often to people get killed on these days?
Not that I'm wishing anyone to die or anything, JW
Xavier Jackson
oh fuck
that with the grape fanta they'd be looting and they'd have a fuckin feast
Ryan Collins
I'm guessing dollar general is like our Pound Shops and full of cheap shit?
Michael Wood
3 to 5 years
Asher Hernandez
you would be correct Robert
Grayson Bailey
damn robert
James Parker
Aye lad. How desperate can you get to Rob a dollar store?
Dylan Baker
in chi every day
this is not an exaggeration
>its almost all nigs tho
Blake Ross
Literally everyday.
Connor Hughes
>partying on the fire escape
Isaiah Hill
Just got here and browsed the last thread. Looks /comfy/ I'm relaxing in the A/c after a long hot day working outside. >10/4 fo' sho'
Adrian Stewart
They rob it daily, I know, I used to work at Family Dolla. The only reason they broke in is becasue its closed. They would be robbing reguardless
Jason Price
Good evening Roberts
Jayden Robinson
Of course I would do it. I would just post up in Harold's chicken all night and gorge myself. I'm white. I'd probably get left alone. I'd still carry a pistol though.
Connor Perez
Welcome LeafRobert
Levi Diaz
hello leafbert
Matthew Evans
...
Juan Howard
...
Dylan Carter
Welcome, Robert
Luke Baker
Mcnigs getting robbed?
Jacob Bennett
Shit, then why does anyone live there kek
Hey Canada
Jacob Brooks
good night and fight leafy robert
Austin Reed
Been to Chicago once. No desire to return. Everyone I know in Chicago is clamoring to escape.
