/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - FULL MOON CHAOS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march towards the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Previous thread:

You got it right this time, Robert.

new bread

8th for drag racers & the love of motorsport

All Roberts ready to roll

Fresh bread

what gives i thought niggers liked loud music

I think the 3 of us got the move message across haha

...

Only drum banging.

Sorry for the new bread FUBAR Roberts. All set now.

The naked bike riders are a bunch of hipsters doing a gay event for those who heard it.

last thread reached limit really fast

its about comming up and staying on top
and screaming 187 on a mother fuckin robert

okay roberts it's late and I'm tired

End of Watch

catch you tomorrow night

i hope that guy kept drummin
shit sounds better than trap and nigger music

I miss my '84 Royale

how the fuck have they not been shot?

Stay comfy Robert

Night, Robert

"Celebrating Freedom from oil and the beauty of people". World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) is an international clothing-optional people powered event where participants ride en masse bringing attention to freedom from oil while also promoting positivity. For a great overview see WikiPedia. In the northern hemisphere the event happens on the second Saturday in June, annually since 2004. In Chicago it is held in the late evening.

Dave Matthews Band
Spring Awakening Festival
Blues Festival
Green Music Fest

>80° F

some say he is still out there, shredding the drums and kicking fresh beats like no tomorrow

They are riding in safe neighborhoods with Robert escort.

good night robert
dont let the MALE BUGS bite

cops are following them so the Nogs can't do shit, also, I doubt any of them have a wallet or phone on them because, you know, they are naked

keep on drummin jamal

PAC-MAN music detected

>Shots fired from Escalade

>shots fired from a maroon escalade

>shots fired at an impala out of an escalade
>person screaming for medical help

i guess things have "escalade-ed"

Shootout on the Stevenson!

Just another night in Chicongo

an Impala and a Escalade, can't get more black than that

MALE WHITE makes a return

ongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave Chicongo oh no no no no

whats a graffiti artist doing with a car?

They're hipsters. A lot of their bikes probably cost more than my truck did.

OG MALE BLACK /COMFY/ POSTING
OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Checked

>someone stole their dog
ah shit, going to sell rover to the chink restaurant

>whats a graffiti artist doing with a car?
fillin the trunk with all the canz he racked yo

someone please make a meme out of this

"You have been visited by the lone black alley drummer of Chicago
Fresh beats and an intact vest will come to you but ONLY it you post 'keep on drummin jamal' in this thread"

or something

wongs wok strikes again!

>>shots fired at an impala out of an escalade
3 wheel motion my nig

>A lot of their bikes probably cost more than my truck did
i didn't even think about that. but then again the last time I rode a bike was my 10 speed in middle school

fuck you phone posting reddit fag normie meme cocksucking faggot

firing up paint right now

I've been shot in this place before
Dying on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling help, but no one ever checks their keys
Blown right off my feet
It's so hard living here in Chicon...goooo

>fuck you phone posting reddit fag normie meme cocksucking faggot
/cpd/ no bullyzone bro

March 4, 1995

WASHINGTON, March 3— A Supreme Court Justice today gave Chicago approval to start enforcing a ban on spray-paint sales within the city in an effort to curb graffiti vandalism.

must have been Indiana contraband spray paint

Robert is busy tonight

>critical condition

ahh, hence the need for a car with a trunk

keep on drummin jamal

>Call for a tow. Impound for suspended license

i forgot what thread I was in #triggered

if male black had his way...

...

Niqqa I am in bed falling asleep to the sweet sounds of Robert

But that was some nice shitposting, checking both those keys

Chicongo tries to ban everything but the real problem, eh? guess you can't ban Nogs, can you?

>i forgot what thread I was in #triggered
I forgot you numbersign:faggotniggeredcountersignalingredditbro

CARLOS

>come back from dinner date just in time for Real Nigga Hours

I love living on the West Coast, evening Roberts. Seems like a busy night so far.

kek

kek get fucked Illinois

>2 males stole some items from Walgreens

>if male black had his way...

all deez bikes the neighborhood kids keep leaving dem here, fo real

Detergent
Purple Drink

>shots fired at oakley and 21st place

...

and wa-la! a meme is born
keep on drummin jamal

>Two shots fired

>Four shots heard - Kostner

chicken to-go and a watermelon probably

keep on drummin jamal

>shots firedd every 2-3 minutes

t-minus 1 minute to Real Nigga Hours

Starting to heat up, several shots fired and a few car wrecks

>Detergent
>Purple Drink
If I pour my tropical punch kool-aid in my Tide and it turns purple, is it delicious to drank

actually, purple drank, or "lean" is made of; grape soda, cough syrup, adderal (optional) and jolly ranchers

Tttttennnn fo

>his face

tip top kek spit beer all over my keyboard

>Male white with baseball hat yelling at female white

>deadbeat male white yelling at female in black dress

arrest him for being degenerate trash and her for public indecency

scout?

no

its not just any cough syrup, it has to be codeine which you can't get over the counter anymore. If you used DXM/guaifenesin syrup it would do jack shit except loosen secretions

>female collapsed

very nice

Westmont ain't Chicago
>tfw no grocery bag tax

>yfw they are deciding where to eat

real wigga hours

Weiner's Circle open all night. No argument.

Building on fire

>>female collapsed
>very nice
Call the Booby Snatchers
>Westmont ain't Chicago
>>tfw no grocery bag tax
I realized that when I looked at my own mislabel and wondered if anyone would notice....

>real wigga hours
dis Male Black Dark Zero Hours, where Real Robert Hours and pre-Real Nigga Hours intersect

>Back porch on fire

>back porch is on fire

>back porch is on fire
>people might still be in the building

its "lit"

>PORCH FIRE