Brit/pol/ - Early Morning Karen Edition

>Thread poll
www.strawpoll.me/13158172

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

>BREAKING NEWS: 'Incapacitated' driver ploughs into pedestrians outside Amsterdam Centraal train station injuring at least eight
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591924/Car-ploughs-pedestrians-Amsterdam.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

>previous thread
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/28509094/#28509094

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archive.is/iOL9C
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KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

no one cares

Looks like the general public aren't happy with the DUP twitter.com/withorpe/status/873248729398214656

I for one am laughing though.

REPEAT AFTER ME

PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON

DEPUTY PM IAN PAISLEY JR

Why are politicians so fucking weird?

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>the general public
you've got to go back

Go back where?

lmao it's clearly Rees-Mogg

wherever labour voters come from

so pakistan

>tfw I voted libdems but wanted to vote green.
>tfw I find labour are just full of shit.
>tfw Being white I doubt I'd even get into pakistan.
So yeah, nope.

Songs about Britannia?

youtube.com/watch?v=ckMQq60Xfmk

>i voted libdems but wanted to vote green
holy fucking shit
you might be the most pathetic man in the world

>i voted to be anally raped but i really wanted a sex change

Not really, I just find the greens align more to my own needs and wants and libdems were the lesser of the rest of the evils.

>not really
the 2nd most pathetic man in the world

which in a sense, makes you the most pathetic man in the world, because you aren't even the most pathetic man in the world

Well at least it's not the most pathetic, that's a plus.

>these are the people coming here to talk about the special relationship

>not highlighting the reddit frog

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Caroline Lucas on LBC urging everyone to sign the online petition to block the DUP coalition.

Why didn't she just ask people to sign an online petition to make her an MP instead of voting for her?

That's a profile picture anyway.

>These are the people who believe they are "conservatives" and that "conservatism is the new punk"

dumb frogposter

One of these things is not like the others...

So, Brit/pol/, what do you want to see happen now?
Now that we've made it through this shitshow?

strawpoll.me/13159774
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>The Independent

Anglo Diaspora here,

If Karen was real would all of us fuck her in a massive orgy. I want to put my dick through her milk makers.

bit hard to do that with a micropenis bro

In the last 20 years, the Tories have had a majority for 2 years and 1 month only.

The last elected prime minister was Tony Blair and briefly David Cameron in 2015 for 10 days only.

All other times in last 25 years we have not had a prime minster elected with a majority or they have been given power with election e.g. Brown and May

>you spend £14.99 on an item on a website based outside europe its fine no charge you spend £15.01 the government or postal whatever thing charges you like double or something then 20 percet VAT and then its like then 50 quid total whats the fucking point

Do you really need a strawpoll for this?

The government is extremely weak, literally any combination of backbenchers can hold them to ransom, so nothing meaningful can be done.

May stays as long as she is deemed useful by the cabinet, at which point she will be replaced, unless she gets bored of being a puppet leader and just resigns.

At the very least they need to get the Queens speech through. During the summer recess I suspect she will be replaced, she is too unpopular now and will drag the Tories down to inevitable defeat at the next election.

I think another election is coming, the government is just too unstable in its formulation.

The fucking gall of these people.

>Do you really need a strawpoll for this?
I'm just interested to know what the people here would prefer to see happen.

I just want to take off her knickers and stick my willy through her phanny.

how else will they fund ARE ENN AYCH ESS?

>but wanted to vote green.
What a fucking cuck or do you just want to nob lucas?

Right, no.

Don't you dare.

Karen is not for lewd.

She can't resist, she wants to suck my big Anglo willy in the cornfields. She needs British cock for breakfast.

Come back nige

LEAVE NOW
DELET

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She wants /brit/pol to fuck her phanny in the cornfields, Karen wants English cum in her pussy.

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Neither, As I said in the greens align to my own needs and wants, more specifically on the policies for renewable energy etc.

Boris PM, new elections in October, Tory win by 20 points.

>and stick my willy through her phanny
>through
It should be "in." "Through" makes it sound as if your penis is going to pierce her flesh like a knife.
>phanny
It's spelled "fanny." Just like fanny packs.

Ph as in the phablet, phat beats etc

>the greens align to my own needs and wants, more specifically on the policies for renewable energy etc.
Jesus what a donkey, where you from bristol or brighton?

Thanks chap, my mistake.

Shall I post the lewds? perhaps a bikini shot?

Redpilling time

theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy

archive.is/iOL9C

>leddit still seem to think that Corbyn can become PM

They couldn't possibly...

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The Modern Movement never suited the British psyche – or the weather: it was seen as too impersonal and large areas of glass were either to hot or too cold for the English climate. Nevertheless, a few middle class apartment blocks around greater London were built in the Modern Style and some elements were applied to houses of conventional construction. To John Betjeman these were not ‘modern’, only ‘jazz’, with their flat, green tiled roofs, white rendered walls and wide metal windows which curved around corners (right). These, the so called ‘suntrap’ windows have given their name to this distinctive house type. The Suntrap house, however, never represented more than a minor footnote in the history of thirties suburbia, always something of a curiosity and ultimately, signifying the failure of the Modern Movement to win widespread acceptance before 1939.

youtube.com/watch?v=tPVKqgZIstg

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)


Corbyn will be prime minster in a years time.

He actually would have won it had it not been for the two terrorist attacks slowing down his momentum.

Dr Pavel, I'm DUP

He was up against the worst Tory campaign ever, so not a ringing endorsement.

>Toryboys are this deluded

And had huge support from the EU bots over the internet as well as Brit/pol/'s support because of the shills that managed to convert some of us. Need to look into Momentum's (Labour support group) funding

>because of the shills that managed to convert some of us
>implying
Corbyn was the thinking man's choice.

>He actually would have won it had it not been for the two terrorist attacks slowing down his momentum.
>had it not been for the two terrorist attacks slowing down his momentum
>slowing down his momentum
>momentum
Ba-dum tish.

Lotta loyalty for a hired unionist.

mummy spank my botty

I'm almost certain this was Philip Davies.

Just a matter if time until we seize the means of production lads.

So?

Corbyn had no support of his own Labour Party and had to fill his from bench with losers like Abott

All power of newspaper media were against him


Ever since he started he has been crucified by media and made fun off

Even /pol was against him even though he was or guy and anti establishment Jew hater. While May was Hilary 2.0 with internet control


Like it's a micicle he even got this far.

Over 40% of the vote. Highest swing since 1945. With that vote share he would have been prime minister any other election apart from 1997

He still might have been pm if t wasn't for Scotland 13 seats to Torys. Which by the way was because snp and labour split left vote. Like only 50 seas between most of them

Well most of you tripfags were always lefties but the rest of Brit/pol/ was conservative.

>anonymongs
>bluepilled
Checks out.

>All power of newspaper media were against him
Fuck off were they, guardian and the independent?

>Like it's a micicle he even got this far.
No it isn't facing obliteration he went full marxist strats and just promised free everything and because young "educated" people and northerners are so unbelievably dumb, short sighted and idealistic it worked.

How to not rage at paki lefty twats on Facebook talking shit about white people?

Tripfags seem to be without fail mental midgets without a personality trying ultra hard to pretend they aren't empty fucking faces in the crowd and I feel actual referred pain when I see them post

That preube cunt pretends to be a woman on the internet

Are you the front line of Corbyn's master plan?

>tfw they thought he'd been defeated for a good while then realise he'd won

May also got the highest share of the vote since Thatcher. Corbyn literally bought the youth vote which is the only thing that gave him the increased share.

>Corbyn was the thinking man's choice.
Then what the fuck is he doing in Britain?

Does UKIP have a future after basically all of their voters went to the Tories?

This.

Can't help but think tripfags are those loud 18-21 year old students you see walking down the streets shouting their convos so everyone knows how retarded they are.

Theresa May, I'm Editor

>Implying I'm not the one pulling the strings
Just you wait and see.

>That preube cunt pretends to be a woman on the internet
Except I don't, I never said I was a girl, infact I've always denied it every single time you mongs accused me of being a girl.

>being so hurt you resort to slander

>Tripfags seem to be without fail mental midgets without a personality trying ultra hard to pretend they aren't empty fucking faces in the crowd
Almost fell for it, almost, nice try mummyposter.

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> Fuck off were they, guardian and the independent?

Plus the international liberal media. NYT, Washpo, Huffpo etc. The BBC has always be biased towards whatever party is in at the time, I'm surprised they hadn't noticed that.

The media was far, far more against UKIP.

Corbyn just promised free shit and to punish the rich because young people are coddled and want everything handed to them and are bitter and resentful against those who are more successful. There is rising inequality but socialism predicated on vindictiveness has never been the answer to that.

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Nige needs to come back with the party under a new name to split the labour vote. Because those tribalistic fucks will never vote for the Consevative party because of
>muh mines.

Their votes were split half and half between tories and labour. No, they have little to no future, they are a single issue party that has achieved its goal. Everything from this point on is just scrambling for a new message.

>Literally tries to do revisionism when everyone witnessed him titillate himself while roleplaying a woman

>Almost fell for it, almost, nice try mummyposter.

Almost fell for what? The truth?

>they are a single issue party that has achieved its goal.
I sincerely believe this bollocks line was created in the depths of torie strategist chambers precisely to be parroted around and destroy Ukip, they have a full manifesto and are clearly not a single issue party. Regardless farages cult of personality will bring back alot of dumb northerners who like him alot despite not having a clue about the politics.

>HOW CAN SHE GO INTO GOVERNMENT WITH A BUNCH OF TERRORIST SYMPATHISERS?!?!?!

Cracks me right up.
THIS is where the right to self defence lies in the heart of modern "brits".

Defending yourself, your people and your homeland isn't just or righteous

It is terrorism to them.

>Young person being interviewed on why the chose Labour
>Because they get us and free education and listened to us
Stop it please

>while roleplaying a woman
I posted a memepic and you desperate faggots thought it was me in the pic, I denied it. Cope harder faggot.

I'm almost certain you're one of those fags who tried to hit on me and by the looks of it, you don't deal with rejection very well.

>slander
>truth

Urragh! You're all Germans.
Voting Lib dem and labour and crazy tier conservative is just bizarre - think about what you've done
>you are now responsible for their crimes
Think about why you did it, why did you cast your one pussy vote?
>everybody else was doing it. It would have been a wasted vote if I didn't use it
Like jealous little children thinking other little kiddies would get something and you'd be left out.
Was it worth it????
>I didn't vote for Criminal Westminster parties. I am not responsible for destroying the interweb - you are.
Now, I want to see on the news how you all gassed yourselves today. So get on with it immediately.

>hope not hate

The British yoot have been brainwashed in to thinking anything other than Luxury Gay Space Communism is not hate.

This, it's why they excuse his support for IRA,hamas etc because in their minds those organizations are "victims" of oppressors and therefore never at fault.

I'm unironically hoping that this leads to Sinn Fein and marxist kids chimping out on the mainland for DUP to push firearm freedoms for self defence.

Then finally, we can start to cleanse our country.

>Opinion polls show Labour would win if another election called
>Multiple terrorist attacks
>British public want to elect the party responsible

Ha ha I'm going full blackpill, fuck this country.

Post pics or you're not really male