Brit/pol/ - Dough edition

>May in tears, Tory physically sick at election result
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243

>Pressure builds on May to resign, Tories in revolt. Johnson tipped as PM
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/621519/theresa-may-quit-prime-minister-tory-emergency-meeting

>May will reshuffle her cabinet this afternoon, Trump visit postponed
twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873870404942692353

>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing deal in 2 years time
twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/873819034709610496

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords
twitter.com/ianpaisleymp
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_border_poll_1973
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism
twitter.com/Dan_A_Murphy/status/873873015066513410
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Okay, Nordy, listen up:
>in ancient times, the Welsh of what is now called Wales and England united and began to raid Europe
>they grew in enough strength and confidence to be begin to migrate and establish colonies across Europe, beginning with modern-day France and Norway
>began to subjugate countless European tribes, chiefly the Nordic ones
>settled most of Mediterranean Europe
>established ancient, prosperous cities like Rome, Carthage, Athens and Troy
>eventually reached the Middle East and settled in Israel, Syria and Egypt
>the Trojan Wars were just a civil war between Welsh lords
>it is believed that the name Achilles comes from the Welsh name Achwliaethgogwadonydd
>many such cases
>PaxCambrana.jpg
>empire gradually split apart, with each new nation aspiring to and reaching greatness (e.g. Rome, Greece)
>fast forward 132 years
>cucked snowniggers, Persians and Arabs agree to backstab the Welsh tribes
>Enter fall of Rome
>Snow niggers (Vandals, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Visigoths, Franks) start chimping out all across the Welsh lands of Europe
>enslave the Welsh
>create false identities like "Italian" and "Spanish" to divide the Welsh people
>completely erase 7000 years of Welsh history
>systematically oppress them, which is the reason why, to this day, Wales, Italy, Greece and Spain are all complete fucking shitholes
Our time will come Nordcucks. Our time will come.

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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I'd be shopping there.

Stop linking to un-archived leftist media outlets.

Start going to Church.

Good lad.

How long do you lads give May, and who will replace her?

>start making the op text look shitty and bulky for no real reason

Liberal wankfest aside... that sounds like the worst movie plot I've ever heard

Is Church open now??

Where is this?

Sunderland I think.

>Election is over
>Number of Corbyn shills on Sup Forums has decreased dramatically

Hmmmm...

October at the latest. Replaced by Fox.

Are you retarded?

First for real ale & real women

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>denying one of the prime vehicles of leftist tripe advancement revenue isn't a good reason

Only one way to find out.

Happening in Paris

>shitskin flag
Retards don't perceive humour very well.
Heeyah's anuva truth bomb, bruva!

Why Fox? He's pretty well known and isn't well liked.

I'd go homo for him desu.

No Homo

>celtcucks

bow down to the Superior Anglo you are just another colony

>implying everyone doesn't just use adblock

They only make money if you click on the ads.

B A S E D

Could just not shop at corner shops instead.

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Lesbian with a catholic fiancee

DUP BIGOTS BTFO

To be fair, they did meme-jihad the shit out of social media and Sup Forums. Tories were unprepared. Still fuck Corbyn and his commie fuckwit supporters.

>tfw no actual nationalist party to get behind

Red pill me on UK politics.

May has created a collation government with DUP. Can this government be suspended at any time? Can new elections be called at any time? How can a minority government be created if it's the minority?

No?

How long do you lads reckon it'll be before paramilitaries are marching on British streets again?

Makes sense for her to get Brexit through and leave. Makes sense for the Tories too.

The Tories are fucked if they jew the country on Brexit, but will need to start afresh when it's done.

Makes sense for Tories to rally round until it's done as they'll need a new leader then anyway.

>The recent election results were a bit worrying though, seemed to show a shift to the left at least in voting intention.

It was worrying I agree, but the Tories weren't running on a right wing platform anyway and people are completely sick of the (((austerity))) and the bullshit. Nobody really likes May and people realise that things have to change from the way they are; unfortunately they think the only way to do that is to vote for the 2nd party.

In some ways I'd actually say it's quite promising that so many people were willing to vote for an 'outsider'. I think the vast majority of his voters weren't voting for the Marxist aspects and a lot weren't even voting for unlimited gibs. I think they were voting for change. The same as in the US with Trump and the same as with Brexit.

There's no way 52% of people felt strongly enough about the EU to want to be completely out of it, but they all knew that the current system is fucked and it needs to change. They're open minds who just need pushing in the right direction.

Latest

About a quarter of computer users employ some form of ad-blocking programme.

Soon,

taigs will hang in the streets

MSM isn't covering this

5 anti-terror arrests of "asian men" in Middlesbrough this evening

I can only hope that Tommy started the fire today.

I've seen normie friends on Facebook, the types who you would think totally oblivious liking his stuff. Perhaps things are finally changing.

Your ancestry is overwhelmingly celtic.
"Anglos" are native Briton by majority. The most Anglo-Saxon part of England is the northeast; even then, it's 40-odd%.
You just got fucked by your Germanic massa and took on their names and culture like cucks.
If you think English people like those in this crowd look Germanic, you're a retard.

He seems to be impossible to get rid of despite all the shit he's done. And I could see the Hard Brexiters and the right of the party going for him over the likes of Boris or Davis.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords

>Unlike the elected House of Commons, all members of the House of Lords (excluding 90 hereditary peers elected among themselves and two peers who are ex officio members) are appointed.[4]

British "democracy"

>if they jew the country on Brexit
They have to jew us now. It will be a soft Brexit. UKIP supporters should have voted for them instead of for gibs.

How much are his Freddos?

It's almost as if there was some sort of orchestrated campaign designed to promote some sort of grassroots forward... Uhh... What's the word again...

Velocity? Nope.
Acceleration? Doesn't sound right...

Well, whoever they were, all I know is that they were equal to their mass multiplied by their velocity.

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JUST

Ha! I can't imagine he'll be allowed that for long. Good work though.

twitter.com/ianpaisleymp

Top lad. Could be a genuine asset in the Commons.

>There's no way 52% of people felt strongly enough about the EU to want to be completely out of it

Requesting the Momentum wojak.

FUCK

Best summary of events i have seen t b h

>Ireland elected a non-white PM before us

If it were held again today, what would be the result?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_border_poll_1973

We are look pretty well hung. That's why your women love us so much!

Is he right wing?

>Paris
>The global capital of romance
>A city steeped in white European history
>Hundreds, thousands of years of battles and progression
>Finally becomes a peaceful city. One in which a woman can walk around the streets at night in complete safety
>A city where a man can raise a child in the knowledge that child will become a well adjusted, well educated Frenchman with Western European ideals and a mind which is the envy of billions

>Nope

>Import third worlders
>Get macheted
>Get beheaded
>Get killed at concerts
>Get molotov'd

Looks a decent turnout

Hopefully the police redpilled themselves too, litttle to no issue as the counter protests stayed away.

FUCK

MY

Scotland would be even more blue

Support for reunification is less than 20%. It is not happening.

>h ttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1514029470
Aren't sympathy fucks the best?

>98.9%

Something straight out of North Korea

62% remain

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Lad. Bringing a bit of lairiness to the HoC can only be a good thing.

Remind the cunts they're nothing special.

There was very few police compared to the number of protesters.

Had they decided they wanted to do something, there probably would have been no stopping them. But it's in Tommys interests to keep it peaceful.

gee i wonder why
and good, at least they're doing something

kinda like the supreme court huh...

SHIT

Soft Brexit is no Brexit. The party is over if they don't go through with it.

Corbyn effectively had a 'hard brexit' in his manifesto. Even if there was no chance he would ever go through with it - that's all he needs if the Tories choke.

Cornwall has never voted Labour. I don't know if it is to do with the religious non-conformist/conformist culture maintaining the Liberals and keeping Labour out of the picture but I hoped Labour would start making inroads in areas. They took Plymouth back and in some places got almost the same voteshare as the Libdems so I'm hoping the takeover is starting.

The young can possibly do it but local candidates will struggle as being a racist is one of the main benchmarks for becoming elected there.

power level approaching 7000

>Reunification

UP

The House of Lords is what keeps us from being a fucked up republic desu lad. Though Blair and others did all they could to remove their power. Hereditary peers no longer exist meaning in a generation or two the Lords will just directly represent the Commons.

I would settle for a proportionally represented House of Lords. That could be a good thing.

Looks like one of the Brit/pol/ regulars took one for the team!

Why does UK and US suck Israeli dick so much?

>unironically being pro Labour

I can't really see it being Davis either since he has a high profile position in May's cabinet but it does need to be a Brexiter this time. Gove and Boris made themselves look ridiculous in the last contest so it can't be them. Boris is pretty ridiculous anyway tbf. It will be someone less high profile if it isn't Davis, I would have thought. Raab seems to have been sent out as one of the clean up guys - suddenly started making loads of media appearances after being quiet for the whole election, so I don't think it'll be him either.

Worked all weekend on something and now it's done. Anyone else knocking back a few cheeky tins tonight?
The house of lords I've described as providing an extremely useful level of non-partisan inertia in our system.

So May just appointed a Climate Change skeptic as the Environment Secretary.
She is walking disaster

Israel is the promised land

UP THE RA! Fuck your queen!

>Corbyn effectively had a 'hard brexit' in his manifesto.

No he fucking didn't.

He said he would prioritise remaining in the Single Market over ending freedom of movement (despite pledging to end freedom of movement). He said he would pay any "divorce bill" that they put in front of him. He said we would remain in institutions like the ECHR and keep the European Arrest Warrant. He said that we'd continue to contribute to funding for certain EU projects (including those that only benefit the EU).

I love seeing a new meme being born. Beautiful.

>Israel is the promised land

The fuck?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

>DUP ARE DEMANDING FARAGE IS MADE A LORD
I REPEAT, DUP ARE DEMANDING FARAGE IS MADE A LORD

twitter.com/Dan_A_Murphy/status/873873015066513410

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Institutions (church, universities, armed forces, etc) should have significant representation in the lords

SNP :^)

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That wouldn't be progressive enough. All of the UK institutions need replaced now.

>because?
No one actually knows.

Here's how I see it in measures of the average quality as human beings:

Proper* Middle Class >>>>>> Working Class > Upper Middle Class > Upper Class > Underclass >>>>>>>> Foreigners

*not to be confused with working class sods convinced that they've advanced socially just because economic forces beyond their control or understanding have forced them out of the mine shaft and into a cubicle

There's this girl at work, kinda like how she's put together and I can make her laugh. Share a bunch of interests and she's hot. 2 problems. She's half poo-in-loo, and she's 6'. What do?

>I would settle for a proportionally represented House of Lords
I can't think of a better system than the old "elected by god" hereditaries: they were reasonably educated, had skin in the game (long view) and had a variety of life experiences. They were far less likely than life peers to be shyster attorneys or career politicians.

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Of everybody who looks semi-likely at the moment I think it's going to be Gove. I know a lot of people hate him and he's a bit of a weasel but he's intelligent and would bring the party back together, at least a bit.

Can't be Boris, it just can't.

Nice transparent face cover. I'd be able to draw him 39 years from now.

That's a good thing though. Can't just throw money at a problem to solve it.

A few years back it was France or the Netherlands or someone who spent a fortune paving miles of a motorway with solar panels that were supposed to be brilliant but ended up hugely underperforming and are now obsolete.

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