Literally nobody younger than 90 should be allowed to vote. You know it makes sense.
Brayden Harris
Are these niggers serious?
Eli Anderson
Use this thread first:
Joshua Davis
why the fuck do these clowns think they can have ANOTHER election
Jonathan Perez
COMRADE CORBYN
Cooper Roberts
Friendly reminder that literally no minority government in British history has ever lasted more than two years.
Nicholas Hall
Guys would you prefer Davis or Boris as PM, Davis seems like he knows what the fuck he's doing in relation to brexit as he had to negotiate all the maastricht treaty and all that bollocks but Boris as PM would make the Tory party a laughing stock. I really don't see how the Tories can get us both a decent brexit deal and a decent majority.
Ryan Edwards
Davis is a bit of a bore, but he's a firm hand on the tiller kind of MP. Also has some working class cred, unlike the rest of the chinless coked up cousin fuckers in the party.
Boris is a buffoon. He's not particularly smart or witty, he's just verbose and bumbling. Great for deputy PM or a TV presenter, but a fucking awful party leader.
Elijah Long
>Guardian to go tabloid as it abandons Berliner presses in print deal with Trinity Mirror
Thomas Scott
What the fuck
Landon Adams
Davis. So we might get someone who isn't a complete mong as Brexit secretary.
Ryan Nelson
Nah mate, Davis is pretty clued up. Would prefer him to stay as Brexit secretary though.
Zachary Walker
My bros and I do it all the time. You're only a faggot if you suck dick. Kissing a man shows you trust each other and hugging shows you are bros.
I appreciate no one cares but someone asked me what changed things for me so here it is.
Alright, I don't think I've told you lot this.
I was a pretty happy lad. Girlfriend, nice cosy job. A bunch of stuff happened with my mum and her partner. Nasty domestic abuse stuff. Ex-partner and I had a huge fight, should have been arrested, police turn up and they turned a blind eye to me breaking his nose, but through all this, Mum puts dad in touch with me for the first time in 20 years.
He's a massive bloater. Like huge.
Dies about three months later. Was 58, didn't actually have to die, but suddenly the man I've spent my life thinking I could maybe live up to and maybe he'd come back, shows up, shits himself to death, and when it comes to the funeral, his Russian wife (nice lady actually) has asked for an open casket.
On the morning of the funeral I'm smoking a fag and taking nips out a hippy with my mad uncle. Funeral director sidles over.
"Are you the son?"
"Yes?"
"Aye, there's been a problem, yer da, he sort of err...burst..., we got most of it a in a bin bag though."
A bit of a mess for a few years.
Wake up and realise this isn't how a man lives.
Here we are.
Jordan Morgan
unironically jez 4 pm
Christopher Brooks
>meanwhile France becomes a one-party state ruled by a party conjured out of thin air by a literal globalist banker
Adrian James
...
Oliver Hall
LOOK AT MY WEATHER
No one here gets to cry about heat EVER again!
Nolan Clark
YASS SLAY!
Wyatt Johnson
Is plastic surgery prevalent in the UK?
Dylan Scott
I like stories of happyendings lad.
Blake Jackson
That was funny until i realised that was a real paper
James Wood
What a waste of a 3rd post.
I hope you realise that historians will one day trawl through our posts in order to find out exactly how we memed Nigel into office, yes? Is this what you want your legacy to be?
Delete.
Jayden Sullivan
Anyone who pays taxes and has a job should only be allowed to vote.
Kevin Martin
HEY HEY
HO HO
THOSE NEWFAG NU-POL GOTTA GO
Benjamin Myers
Brit/pol/ has been hijacked by faggots from r/LabourUK, Morning Star is a communist paper.
She won, she's hammering out the deal with the DUP over the next week, same thing happened in 2010 but with the Lib Dems.
Christopher Thompson
>How in the fuck do you see Labour taking another 64 seats? >There's /literally/ no way that can happen in an election anytime soon.
Depends, there were a lot of seats that were very close, and if Corbyn brings back the moderates, there will be better people in the cabinet, perhaps a slightly adjusted manifesto and politicians that know the numbers?
Carter Thompson
>Britain >aka the most irrelevant country ever LMAOing at retarted brits, your fuckin country isn't even as big as alaska LOL
Justin Brown
So are you in the Army now? I'm 28, was in the OTC at uni but feel bored now in my current job in London.
Getting fitter again after a year of being degenerate in London so tempted to apply to Sandhurst before I'm to old.
Austin Turner
20 40 60 80 Tory cucks are quiet lately
Brandon Adams
Charge your phone REEEEE
Gabriel Perez
Nah, any slag can find a pissed beer bellied bloke at a local pub that'll give them a shagging pretty easy.
Jackson Hall
...
Easton Bell
Not sure if that's a happy ending.
Lost the girlfriend. She married a yank.
I'm 31 now, basically been rewound to 21.
Still, I'm looking after a really cute doggo while getting /fit/, Can hear him having little doggo dreams while I type.
Andrew White
Yes.
Leo Allen
I'm on my way in. Just passed my medical.
Oliver Martin
What the hell happened to the National Front?
Jaxon Phillips
Moreso than people would imagine because most women who do it don't get the stupid balloon style shit ones.
Around 10,000/year compared to 300,000 in the US.
So population adjusted you have 5x more than us
Thomas Roberts
BRITAIN ISN'T A COUNTRY DUMB BURGER REEEEE
Evan Ortiz
Shut up Wyatt, how do you correlate intelligence with geographical land mass you fucking pinhead
Also dont forget who put you where you are today
Adam Carter
Progressive globalist surge.
Nathan Garcia
So presume you will be in for the winter entry? What do you want to go into?
Henry Powell
France is now where we were in 1997, and it's going to end really badly.
Hudson Parker
Very grim mate. Hope it all works out and you have a happy and fulfilling life.
Dominic Foster
Fair enough. Well I would imagine that LAB might pick up some seats and the Tories lose a few more but that just puts us in an even worse position than now.
They've never done well in parliamentary elections.
Kind of (but not really at all) like UKIP doing so well with MEPs but shit with MPs
Angel Rivera
David Davis is pretty based, he also campaigned against the erosion of civil liberties back in 2008 so we wouldn't get mummynet with him.
Dominic Perry
same thing that happened to Corbym
globalist NGO's
Joshua Powell
>what a waste How ironic
(fair point though)
Chase Diaz
Remember when most people thought the 2010-2015 coalition would not last, and then it lasted 5 whole years?
Who's ready for five more years?
William Taylor
It's Sunday night, knobhead
But yeah gave my gf a shag last night
Ayden Diaz
HEY HEY
HO HO
TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE
Juan Robinson
>Labour shills still think that Brit/pol/ is pro-Tory
I'm getting really tired of explaining this to you. No one here supports the Tories. We just hate you effeminate cuckolds and your pandering to Islam infinitely more than them.
Go away. Please. You're wasting your time, but more importantly, your wasting our time. Or better yet just jump off a bridge. Or better still, get all your mates together in a van and drive off a bridge. I don't care. Just leave us the fuck alone.
I know that you don't have any self-respect or dignity and that you'll just keep smearing shit all over yourselves and rolling around in the dirt in a pathetic attempt to convince people that you're not a shit-covered retard, but surely you realise that you're just making people irate at this point.
Lucas Cox
Army Legal Service. If they won't have me, the RN will. It's turned me from a normie to a complete Sup Forumstard. That isn't even the half of it, but I know there's others who have had worse so I won't go into detail.
Thanks though user.
Cooper Carter
Got blue balls from the false 'happenings' today lads
Leo Powell
Were you at common selection then? Assume you passed that?
Mason Jones
>Survation/Mail (EURef ex DKs):
>REMAIN 51 (+3) >LEAVE 49 (-3)
>Jun 10th
Joshua Carter
Is that a real newspaper that calls itself the Lucifer?
Henry Bailey
>when the americans revolted you and your """"""""""""'great empire"""""""""""" couldn't even keep us under control we BTFO'd you like crazy LOL fucking retarded brits "LE WE CREATED YOU" yeah and we made you our BITCH! LMAOING AT RETARDED BRIT BONGS WHO UNIRONICALLY THINK THEY'RE HOT SHIT
Christian Cook
DESIGNATED
Benjamin Bailey
If anything that shows that barely anybody's changed their mind at all.
Nathaniel Miller
get back in the shed m8.
Landon Wright
No, sorry you gay. Just so deep in the closet, your visiting Narnia.
Camden Thomas
This and only this.
Bentley Ortiz
It's basically an impossibility though. But yeh, I guess anything can happen.
This
Aiden White
What do when a girl just gets bored and stops replying to you? She went out of her way to get to know me around Easter time (the only person I ever got to know at uni), then she just gradually stopped replying and has been silent around a month now. Does this mean I'm a boring, hopeless cunt with magical fanny-repelling superpowers?
Colton Gomez
Choriza May won the most seats but few than 50% meaning that she can't rely on her party to push through legislation. This effectively paralyses the government unless they make deals with the other parties all of which hate the Tories. The only party which might play ball are the DUP who are basically like Sup Forums but with actual balls but the more liberal Tories hate the idea and may rebel against it and the DUP see the Tories as filthy degenerates so it's going to be fin times
Jackson Price
I'm going officer route lad, the terminology is a bit different and the stages are as well.
Unless they've renamed the RCB since three months back.
>Go round to your nice uncle's house, the one who still slips you a tenner even though you have only ever gotten 60% in every exam.
>take a shit on the carpet
>Y no one lik me? Am kultur! Haf burgah!
Joshua Jones
>What do when a girl
Kayden Lee
Tbh if the vote was held again today i would probably vote remain but that is not the case and most people accept the need to press onwards.
Jordan Ross
>he thinks the Tories are any better >he thinks they dont also pander to islam
Tyler Rogers
>mfw an american was fat near me
Carson Bennett
The coalition government had a majority of 76. The Con-DUP government has a majority of 4.
Lucas Ward
...
Owen Gutierrez
May won but she didn't win Parliament. She didn't get a majority of seats, so the Parliament is still "hung" (no one is really in power). She either has to form a coalition with someone (DUP, maybe) or form a minority government by some process I don't really understand.
Brandon Morgan
This. This is what Labour shills actually believe. No one actually likes the Conservative party, there are some good individuals and they sometimes get good stuff done, that's all.
Camden Peterson
If we knew that, we'd not be wizards.
Isaac Wilson
>Is there even any difference between someone who's 20 and 364 days old and someone who is exactly 21 years old?
How far do you take that logic before you realize just how autistic it is?
Aaron Walker
Is there something happening on the 22nd of June? I have that date in my mind for some reason.
Henry Green
...
Benjamin Barnes
What's the status on the DUP coalition? Is it still a go? It'd be pretty hilarious if the cuckservatives got grabbed by the balls by the true conservatives
Thomas Morris
Maybe she was interested in you but because you didn't ask her out she figured that you weren't interested in her
Adam Phillips
This is why we need a proper Brexiter Prime Minister.
Angel Lopez
He literally explained you pander to Islam infinitely more
