Converted to islam

Salamon alay-cum mates.

i just converted to islam yesterday, went into the mosque, spoke with the imam, he gave me a quran which i took home. and i repeated the shaddah.

AMA

also why havent you converted yet? i already got a muslim qt gf.

What's your ethnicity?

If he says white I'm done forever with this country and moving to the Falkland Islands

When are you gonna blow yourself up? We haven't had a good terrorist attack for like over a week now, life is getting boring

Lol you're that Brit user from yesterday

Glad you found the true bath

english born and bread.
just convert brother, get a muslim qt.
>When are you gonna blow yourself up?
never, im white

I am a norwegian who converted a few years ago, what is wrong with it really? You guys need to study the quran and the hadiths as a whole, and go visit islamic communitites instead of cherry picking 1-2 sentences and making memes about it .

aye cum cum to you too m80

Your prophet was a schizoid illiterate child fucker. Defend.

we had this thread yesterday, stop falling for trolls idiots.

salamon alaycum brother

Which sect?

Its just the same faggot attracting all pro islamic shills into one thread. Sage and report.

thank you
the prophet muhammad was one of the greatest men to walk the earth, jesus was a cuck and a kike

america will be a muslim country senpai. alabama will be the first caliphate

end your life

>one of the greatest
not a very good goat fucker are you

>believing in Pisslam
>being a Mudslime
>pissing like a girl and drinking camel piss so that Satan doesn't piss in your ears
>LITERALLY THE RELIGION OF PISS
>thinking doggos are demons
>worshiping A FUCKING CUBE and dipping flies in your tea
>believing sperms come from the back and that the Sun sets in a muddy pond
>worshiping a pedophile who died exactly the way he wanted his god to kill him in case he were a false prophet
>wanting to kill all non-Mudslimes so that you can follow your tranny pedo prophet in a LARPagan afterlife
>"B-but muh religion of peace"
How does it feel to know that the most peaceful verse of the Qur'an (5:32) is a quotation from the Talmud (Sanhedrin 4:5)?

>mfw joos outpeace mudslimes

I'm a Shiite and we will bring the sword on you w*habis and s*nnis scum
nah jk i'm Christian and we'll still kill all of you goatfuckers

>France
>Christian
Nice try Zaineldine.

I converted too, but just for the brown pussy.
I never pray or anything, obviously this shit is fake and gay just like Christcuckery was.
>Piss be upon him

I'm actually Jewish, respect my religion head cutter goy

>slovenia
i'd want to end my life if i was there desu.
>not a very good goat fucker are you
im one of the greatest

حهش ارع طه ۇفۇنىند ىت سه فار طهۇ فۇصكىن صهصكسۇصكعر فاغغهت عل الاماعىن صۇصكهلد

تخېن يوۇ سۋىلل سۇرېلي دىې

i'm a sunni

sunni

disgusting traitor with mental issues. sad

>english born and bread.
Spoken like a true Englishman.

salmon bacon to you brother!

you fucking what? fat cunt. you takin piss out of me lad?
im not the traitor, you're the traitor. you side with zionism

How do you get them to stand still? Also, do they have rough tongues?

semen and cum to you as well my goatfucking brother
#notallgoatfuckers

fuck off pedo

Implying Islam is not the sword arm that zionism will use to crush the west! Implying they don´t want us to crush and weaken eachother so they can take over completely!

Learn about Albert Pikes third world war. HOLY FUCK do I hate dumb people, it´s true, we need WW3 and depopulation. Too many fucking idiots on this earth. LARPing or not, you are one of them.

british muslims are the most zionist muslims in europe

waʿalaykumu as-salām
do tell, what are you going to do 2 mouths from now when the novelty faith away and you realize you are a massive faggot.

No, you're the traitor. Islam destroys culture.

They want you to dress, cut your hair, talk, eat, think and live the way they want you to.

They will destroy all things British and turn it into Islamic garbage. It's not a religion, it's a political system.

born and >bread
thick fuck, clearly an asset to those dumbfucks

You're mocking your holy language? have you chopped off your foreskin yet fag?

when will you realize that Islam is the ultimate red pill you fukin cum skins

Join the superior faith now

Islam is Beelzebub's word.
This french guy knows too much about islam. He is probably not an runic french.

>Salamon alay-cum mates.
They make you drink salmon cum?

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shut up retard, you didnt even notice the typo until the burgertard qwoted it. fucking idiot lol.

caviar isnt bad. its just without the eggs.

You say you got a cute Muslim girl friend, if she is over than 6yo then you aren't practicing mud slime correctly,

However you could be our guy inside,

Here is the plan

>hug the lepers and pilgrimage to mecca and infect everyone you can before you start showing obvious symptoms and losing your limbs

>next blame the curse on the asteroid they worship so they destroy it

>if they don't murder you by now blow yourself up inside the mosque