/cpd/ - CHICAGO POLICE DISPATCH - DARK NIGHT RISES EDITION

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. At night they battle for the fate of the city.

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

1 BUMP = 1 APPREHENDED MALE BLACK

Other urls found in this thread:

dnainfo.com/chicago/20170611/downtown/33-people-shot-18-hours-chicago-leaving-2-dead
youarelistening.to/chicago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth
google.com/maps/place/Deuces and The Diamond Club/@41.945873,-87.6551795,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x69731d43a85d7c54?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinx8CForfUAhUL64MKHYgHBV4Q_BIIjwEwDg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>page 7
fuck here just in time

>get down Muthafugga

>watch yo keys.

Lovin' it

Wooo, back again

Let's kick some things off with some fresh OC in anticipation of next month's festivities.

Nicely done robert. Am fairly new to the general so this will be my first 4th July

This general wasn't around then desu (near as I can tell)

should be top bants

Chicongo is simmering hot. 33 shot in 18 hrs.

dnainfo.com/chicago/20170611/downtown/33-people-shot-18-hours-chicago-leaving-2-dead

Plus who know how many more today. Spic was shooting a rifle earlier

damn robert

Nice!

T I M E F O R B I N G O

CHIMPOUT
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>Check yo keys
What dis meme?
>New

thump for 1 apprehended male black

call for an AirRobert

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Welcome, Newbert. Get comfy. See for some explanations.

Thank you friendos

ambiance stream:
youarelistening.to/chicago

it's my fav

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT

WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT

>hey, were da white women at

nog on freq again

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT!

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>UNATTENDED BAG

aggressive

>lying by a patch of trees

Surprising amount of MALE WHITE tonight.

FYI, Roberts

Next Monday is Juneteenth, which is actually a recognized Midwest holiday among basketball americans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth
Ah yes, the Long Night Of Irony.

>the word is a portmanteau of "June" and "nineteenth"
it sounds like a name Buzzfeed or someone would come up with

>SHOT'S FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED

pace yourself, user

last night we had machine guns

Pick your Miss Juneteenth waifu roberts

nice try satan I bet those are all qt traps

this year's runner up

oh hell

Shada Brown is the qtiest negress

gang bangers have scanners?

Why not?

bampu

>anyone with a fire hydrant key?

>dafuq was that...

kek

We should be hitting First Dark soon lads

>child fell out the window

Good Evening Roberts

Lots of festivals and concerts going on in Chicago this weekend.

Evening, Roberts.

Welcome, Robert.

Been listening since 5 pm today.
"Where da white wimmin at!" Has made an appearance.
And foot chase with cops yellin "get the fuck down stupid motherfucker" followed by dispatch asking for key checking lol

>cops yellin "get the fuck down stupid motherfucker" followed by dispatch asking for key checking lol

This is amazing

They got his ass. That was funny AF.

Car in a ditch...nobody cares lol

Huebert reporting in, good evening

Oh and earlier there was a male black wearing a purple hoodie and nothing else running around harrassing folks. Possibly on drugs.

Brazilbro. Good to see ya.

>dindu cops

what's this argument over the CB about?

saassssyyy fun

"You know who i am"
"Luv this channel"
Hahahaha. Eddie cop is awesome.

drowsy Tyrone dispatch needs some coffee

>10 y/o hitting a security guard
crappy little dindu nuffin

call for a body snatcher

Wonder how they'd feel if they knew we listened to them?

They know.

75 minutes. Body snatcher is on the timer

How do you know they know?

>they
depends on who THEY is

hey i jus got in here

They meme over the radio every now and then
Darude sandstorm
Where da white wimmin at
Blinded by the light

Checked, F for this kid but probably saved him from a worse fate later on

Do you guys think Trump will act on his promise of "sending in the feds" if chicago doesn't unfuck their shit?

yeah if they dont there will be some dumb false flag event

Good evening roberts

evening robert welcome

no way what would he listen to at 3am when hes shitposting on twitter

I hope so. God the scanner would be awesome with feds too

Naked male white wanderin around. No Robert wants to deal with naked druggie lol

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What do you guys think about Chicago PD series?

OC fresh out of the oven, still hot

And here's Maglite Costanza if anyone wants to shop him elsewhere.

>male in a wheelchair hit by a car hit and run.
dayum

Evening, Robert.

It appears last night was rich on spray and pray. Any of these got on air?
Also, what about male black with AK47?

>Also, what about male black with AK47?

Anyone have the link to the CPD stream that has the ambiance attached to it? I think its a sound cloud stream of sorts.

Stay comfy, Robert
youarelistening.to/chicago

>ambiance stream:

>youarelistening.to/chicago

keep on drummin, jamal

ded thread

Say that shit again and I will have a robert kill you on the spot like some rabid APE

>watch yo keys

disturbance at Duece's Bar near Wrigleyville

google.com/maps/place/Deuces and The Diamond Club/@41.945873,-87.6551795,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x69731d43a85d7c54?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinx8CForfUAhUL64MKHYgHBV4Q_BIIjwEwDg

Evening, Roberts.

why did CPD decided to make their stream available for public?

I don't get it
explain, burgers

because why not?

because we don't live in a fucking police state and the officers want transparency. Its all public air waves man. I can't beleive some places don't let the public lsiten to the police scanners. Fuck you.

When is the fabled "real robert hours"?

I am new here and trying to get invested in the culture a bit also.

encrypting radio waves is difficult and expensive.
besides its not like they have a reason to

In 17 minutes. Standby.

real Robert hours begin at 12:00

Woah fellow burger man, no need to get all nasty to the meme country known as Belgium.
Belgianbro, it's public airwaves so if you tune into the right frequency you can hear it. Most departments out this information out there for the public, but we could probably find it regardless.