/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BLESSED FROM BIRTH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #20 6/9/17
youtu.be/zLj0IGLlvk8
>VP Pence keynote speech @ Faith&Freedom Coalitoin 6/10/17
youtu.be/yh2gGNLFWLg
>VP Pence speaks @Direct Supply in WI 6/10/17
youtu.be/ia7gfL2UeUo
>Pres Trump Press Conf w/King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/rRKkoes_4Mc
>Pres Trump meets with King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/JsR96bcoq_s
>Pres Trump on Roads/Rails/Regulatory Relief 6/9/17
youtu.be/IbA47MecOMs
>WH Infrastructure Summit 6/9/17
youtu.be/J1Dj39WpgIM
>Pres Trump/Sec of Transportation Chao?Sec of Int Zinke @Dept of Transportation 6/9/17
youtu.be/17hB0txdUEw
>SoS T-Rex on the ME 6/9/17
youtu.be/Kw0wJ6bAzB0
>Pres Trump's shyster lawyer presser 6/8/17
youtu.be/sN17tBIHYik
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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high energy monday?

why so hostile? just go to sleep.

What did they feed little Barron to make him 5' 11 by age 11?

>mondays
>high energy

what are you guys doing on your SUNDAY FUNDAY?

youtu.be/ICymZRJsYFs

Yeah! What gives

MORNING
>Trump tweets: “The #FakeNews MSM doesn't report the great economic news since Election Day. #DOW up 16%. #NASDAQ up 19.5%. Drilling & energy sector...” “...way up. Regulations way down. 600,000+ new jobs added. Unemployment down to 4.3%. Business and economic enthusiasm way up- record levels!”
>”I believe the James Comey leaks will be far more prevalent than anyone ever thought possible. Totally illegal? Very 'cowardly!'”
>”The Democrats have no message, not on economics, not on taxes, not on jobs, not on failing #Obamacare. They are only OBSTRUCTIONISTS!”
>#ResistMarch happen across the country for Pride Day
>Note: Charlotte Pride rejected Gays for Trump’s float for parade
>Florida high school student elected class president was disqualified for accusing another student of representing another school and said ‘we build a wall between the two schools and have the other school pay for it’ and accused them of representing ‘Communist ideas’
> 23% of Puerto Ricans Vote in Referendum, 97% vote for Statehood
AFTERNOON
>Melania and Barron officially move in White House
>Barron has a shirt reading ‘The Expert’ and holding a fidget spinner
>Sanders says in speech that the strategy of the Democratic Party is ‘an absolute failure’
EVENING
>Mexican soccer fans say 'it's time to fight back' against Trump
>USA and Mexico tie 1-1 – a tie is a win for USA
>Trump tweets: “My daughter, Ivanka, will be on @foxandfriends tomorrow morning. Enjoy!”
>Retweets Fox: “"Yesterday's hearings provided zero evidence of collusion between our campaign and the Russians because there wasn't any." -@David_Bossie”
>”@GeraldoRivera: Chances of impeachment went from 3% to 0% with Comey's testimony”
>Tweets: “Great numbers on the economy. All of our work, including the passage of many bills & regulation killing Executive Orders, now kicking in!”
>Penguins win Stanley Cup
>(((WP))) reports Democratic attorney generals of Maryland and Washington, D.C. will file a lawsuit Monday against Trump

memes

Where to cop this shirt?

Bailout from Bankruptcy

Melania's milk must be like ambrosia.

Those things don't matter when you're broke apparently

In before 2 scoops.

i think its one of those weeks that will make America great again a little more

>puerto rico referendum overwhelmingly in favor of statehood
>voter turnout was 23%
kek it's gonna get ignored again

see you space kitty. -charlotte pence

Once crumpf is impeached, time will fix their error

Trump steaks

Shut up, you sleep commie. I haven't done any work today.

...

Hey lads, can you give me some advice?

I'm white and I went to my Asian girlfriend's house for dinner and all her creepy brothers and cousins kept giving me shitty attitude and shitty looks.

How do I deal with her loser male relatives?

I'm going to be an RA at university next year. Because I go to a liberal arts college, I'm going to have to take some "training" on how to respond to LGBT issues.

What should I expect?

YOU WILL NEVER KISS CHARLOTTE ON THE TIP OF HER NOSE

WHY THE FUCK EVEN LIVE

It looks like it is an expensive JCrew shirt. Currently out of stock. jcrew.com/p/C1906

hands up fatboys, I know you're in here

outside of the liberal mind it's not that at all

MAnlet

I am sorry user, but you should browse tumblr to see what you are about to experience

meat

To convert marxist cunts to the true religion
aka conversion by dick
aka I fuck commies into cummision

you can once her dad and his bully boss are inpreached

*sips tea*

Yeah they really sharpened his image.

ohh I get it, barron wears a shirt one time and then is sells out huh?

looks just like my kitteroo
F

Ch-checked

>They won't let me use this great OC for the OP pics no matter how hard I try

You redditniggers ruin all my fun. I hate you all so much.

Manlets are people too, sort of.

wow these newer hillpepes suck

Yes he leaked his own words he was going to say to the public. That's not leaking "classified info". Pretty Sure Comey is going to know better than anyone what he could and couldn't do.

The gall of this backhanded administration to distort truth....

The list of falsehoods and conspiracy theories Trump and team have purveyed is staggering. Trump’s reality is a delusion that is sustained by the rampant propaganda of bizarre right wing websites. Not only is Trump a victim of blatant propaganda, conspiracy theories and lies by consuming and believing in it, he is a purveyor of it and so is this douchebag lawyer who sucks on Trumps teats.

when a plane interrupts sunday school
orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-polk-county-plane-crash-20170611-story.html

in;b4 florida man strikes again

hah yeah, fucking retard making them

You have bad taste.

go to bed east coast kek it must be like 11 there

Nice find

what is up with these boring ass editions all weekend.

Nothing happens on the weekends

It is, Oklahoma you rascal. Timezones globalist are a myth lad. It is all a matter of perspective.

;_;

You really want that snake to have any power?
Uranium? Haiti? Benghazi? ISIS?

>"Remember, expecially in light of last year's election (chuckles nervously), we need to stand firm against racism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, sexism and bigotry. We must especially be aware of any social and political anxieties that your trans and queer kids may have."

If someone doesn't say that verbatim I'll venmo you $5

This Jules faggot is at it again

uuuuuuuu

redpill me on sleeping inter dimensional demons how do i vanquish them?

How can you fuckers be so autistic that you don't see these things are anti-hillary? It blows my fucking mind that you can be this fucking autistic. How old are you?

Get out stinky Jew!

can we fuck this guy up? marlon style?

SPACE
WHEN

Drumpf will be impeached by 2018.

Prepare yourselves STUMPEDkins.

you have 2 use the word 2 a lot
just fuck their subconscious up senpai

Guys, do you think Barron may actually be on the spectrum?

the originals were good but these new ones aren't, leading to the confusion

I am not the only one imagining a halo around that kid's head, am I?

thanks Sean

Many such cases!

Why not find out the freak's information? It worked with big nips.

Guac

>nepotisically

Ignoring made up words, that kind of would include Hillary and Chelsea wouldn't it?

Demons don't sleep so I don't either. Cobra liquor, coffee, and adderal is what you need to defeat them.

There is absolutely no potential for anyone of sound mind and reasonable intelligence to think that these are pro-hillary. You guys are absolutely insane.

I remember hearing something about some Dems threatening civil war, will those fags deliver or will I get blue balls?

Would date and marry

politico.com/story/2017/06/11/feinstein-lynch-clinton-emails-239391
EXPLAIN THIS

The sleepy should fear the well rested.

Who is this cute skin flute player

Archive clickbaiters
archive.is/ui3cS

mommy's kisses

No can do boss that's heresy.
This how can sleepy keks even compete?

quit playing with fire user. talking shit about an 11 year old growing boy thrust into the limelight is a pretty degenerate act. you should feel shame at your careless behavior.

words cannot describe how much i detest sleepyposter
one day i'm going to down several energy drinks in a row while blaring music at ear-damaging levels and then binge /ptg/ for hours on end just to spite him

and crash and fall asleep soon after.. you can't win. Didn't your momma teach you how to sleep properly?

You vermin are multiplying. America needs to stay woke.

trump is done for (Again)

Why do leftist memes suck so bad? Is it because they're all hate and no humor? Or just general lack of creativity?

He does have an extremely odd expressions, even for an 11-year-old. And playing with a fidget spinner at 11. I know know, he truly may be /ourguy/.

t. melania

I think that he is an 11 year old child.

COOK THE RICE
PAY THE PRICE

Proofs?

They don't like going in HARD

>literally satan
and no, i'll go forever if i must

OH SHIT
THis is Like the time he got
BTFOd
by all those mayors

for some reason though I cant remember who they were and what they were talking about though...
really activates my almonds

ch-checked
look,,
everyone...just
go
to sleep

there humor right now is just shouting 'fuck drumpf' and waiting for applause

it doesn't have to be relevant. i remember the days where high energy MAGA posting was essentially the rule, but lately it seems bakers are running out of steam. we need to call out cuck schumer for saying trump needs to go testify. we should be calling for loretta lynch to be lynched. hell, we shouldn't have stopped making fun of kike-enwald for hentai. but no, we're fawning over a kid. i honestly can't think of something less fun than that. /ptg/ is losing its touch man.

A-are we still winning?

You can't win. you WILL sleep.

RED ALERT
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Oh god, is this about the emoluments clause and his tax returns again? This is what they focus on now that "MUH RUSSIA" is dead?

o fugg im getting filename

SCHEDULE, YOU DUMB GIMPS. READ IT IF YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING READ, DUMDUMS.

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR MONDAY, JUNE 12, 2017

publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-monday-1796007420

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive a National Security Council briefing. The President will then lead a Cabinet Meeting. In the afternoon, the President will have lunch with Vice President Mike Pence. The President will then welcome the 2016 NCAA Football National Champions: The Clemson Tigers.

9:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives a National Security Council briefing

11:00AM THE PRESIDENT leads a Cabinet Meeting

12:30PM THE PRESIDENT has lunch with Vice President Mike Pence

3:00PM THE PRESIDENT welcomes the 2016 NCAA Football National Champions: The Clemson Tigers

>Briefing Schedule

1:30PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer

>> 23% of Puerto Ricans Vote in Referendum, 97% vote for Statehood
Does the USA care what the result of this is? They aren't bound by it, are they? Was the referendum just for PR to decide whether they should apply, and the US still has the ability to turn it down?