>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Fuck off with your awoo cancer, you fucking faggot.
Sebastian Allen
/cpd/ is a no-bully zone, Robert
Alexander Thompson
Bumpin >body removal
Carson Wright
3 shots fired
Tyler Thomas
Niggers in the garbage again.
Gabriel Bell
>2 male blacks robbed the 711 at gunpoint
Jonathan Sanchez
7-11 robbed.
Lincoln Ward
clam down robert
>7/11 robbed >here we go
Gavin Bailey
2 male blacks armed robbery
Dylan Walker
not cool you faggot get extra comfy dicklicker
Kayden Walker
looks like we got our first robbery of the night lads
Caleb Rogers
Kek. That momiji was crafted with Robert love.
>SHOTS FIRED
>OK, HERE WE ARE...A 7-11 HAS BEEN ROBBED. He sounds so delightfully bored with it all.
Dominic Fisher
burgers, how would you rate criminal situation in Chicongo on the scale from 1 to 10?
Wyatt Lopez
Shit a Walgreens just got hit too?
Ethan Allen
square tattoo 25 years old
Matthew Martinez
>offender has a tattoo of a square under his eye >some sort of gang insignia
we wuz esoteric symbols n shiet
Nolan Ramirez
>on the scale from 1 to 10? 23. Kek.
Robert Harris
DEFCOON 666
Henry Nguyen
8.5 total dumpster fire
Aaron Rogers
>'coons being 'coons
Nathan Ramirez
elderly male beat up bad feel
Camden Cruz
Now, is it a geometric square, or a cigarette?
Gavin Miller
I love these threads.
>black female....dangling child by foot out of window...loud screaming...
Oh chiraq never change.
Jackson Myers
Shit. It's a war zone tonight > shots fired >robbers >old man beat up
Hudson Anderson
>DEFCOON TOP WEW lad!
Thomas James
ongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave chicongo oh no no no no no no
Juan Diaz
>male punching cars as he walks by
Julian Murphy
>niggers in the garbage again Never forget, even your garbage isn't safe .
Henry Martinez
>punching women >punching old guys >punching cars
Wyatt Ward
...
Jack Reed
2400/0000h
Male Black Zero Dark Hour, where Real Robert Hours intersects with pre-Real Nigga Hours
Cooper Diaz
qt voiced Robert, I...
Brody Adams
what surprises me the most is the number of cops killed in this warzone are they immortal or wut? do they respond for each call?
Jaxson Cruz
>what surprises me the most is the number of cops killed in this warzone Chicago really isn't that dangerous, just big >are they immortal or wut? Yes. Real Roberts don't fuck around, blast niggers first call body snatchers later >do they respond for each call? eventually
James Martinez
Most crime that occurs isn't directed at the cops, it's directed at other nigs, and most times when a cop meets someone who might be a threat, they're already dead.
Liam Rivera
>three middle eastern males dragged a handcuffed male into the woods
Camden Bailey
Sandniggers causing trouble
Luke Foster
>we literally chiraq now
Adam Moore
wait she's dispatch? I need to clean my ears
Eli Jones
>3 middle eastern males got out of a car, a 4th male was handcuffed, they went into a wooded area
Isaiah Cox
> chiraq not being dangerous..... nigger please
Robert Wilson
>woohoo baby the fuck was that
Gabriel Moore
>YOO HOO BAYBEE >keep up that attitude and u gonna make papah
Jaxon Jones
He is (or now was) probably a fag
Jace Campbell
Wooohooo baby!!!!!!!
Nicholas Wright
WOHO BABEY
David Green
...
Owen Nelson
...
Landon Russell
>at 88 degrees & higher Homicide rates in Chicago go up 500% >Highest temperatures in Chicago in 4 years
ARE YOU GUYS READ FOR REAL ROBERT WEEK
>miss Goldberg
Evan Jackson
>(((goldberg)))
Cameron Richardson
Black with dreads breaking and entering
Dylan Brooks
Mrs ((Goldberg))
Kayden Morris
>Mrs. Goldberg says a tall male black was in her room when she came home >Goldberg
Josiah Ross
Mrs Goldberg? What's a nice Jewish lady doing in Chinigo?
Hudson Johnson
>> chiraq not being dangerous..... >nigger please maybe for niggers in the hood, average white people are perfectly safe statistically, unless youre out trying to cop in the dope zone or slumming it, even then youre more than likely going to get robbed maybe assaulted not murdered. Dead whitey=Robert pays more visits
Noah Ramirez
is her jew daughter getting blacked?
Noah Lopez
brutal, blood on the walls
Landon Cook
North side has a lot of Jews. There is Skokie near the ghetto, that has a lot of Jews too.
Ryan Fisher
the male black is just getting cranked up
>50 people drinking by the river
Levi Hernandez
>50 people partying near river let's go
Alexander Price
A nignog having a custody dispute? Weird.
Cooper Perry
Throw 'em all in, save the trouble.
Aaron Foster
same 50 who were partying on the street last night?
Jason Sanchez
people partying near river >let's go We Wuz Kangz of Atlantis and sheeeeeeeeit
Anthony Miller
Tomorrow being Monday doesnt mean shit when you are on the gibs Also its 78 degrees right now!
Michael Ortiz
Oh shit, we got a crime spree. 2 nig nogs goin for sum cash.
>how bad does it get on the 4th of july? out of control, nonstop madness, everyone is drunk and high and everyone loves to shoot guns off at midnight, Male Black probably assumes fireworks are good cover for crimes
Wyatt Young
>supposedly with aids >send fire robert
did I just imagine that?
Thomas Harris
Nope.
Brandon Martinez
Fire and corpses. Fire and corpse everywhere.
Adam Fisher
Viet-Robert wel-coon
Dominic Mitchell
>naked guy yelling about aids can't make this shit up
Chase Sanchez
MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN
Mason Howard
Phone numbers for days.
Josiah Scott
They have and will. It is glorious.
Hudson Moore
6 million fireworks calls, usually several murders and extra sassy dispatch.
Carson Brooks
Shit is firing up boys.
Mason Reed
how do you guys feel about living side by side 3rd world country-tier people?
I mean this shit always surpised me how you can be sure that niggers won't pay a visit to your neighborhood/house one day?
Nathaniel Jenkins
This did happen to someone from my home town. She was brutally murdered. Nigger got caught and should be getting fucking rekt for it.
Liam White
Nobody wants to come to Kansas. As long as i dont go to the mcdicks near the highway I'm fine.
Matthew Diaz
>how do you guys feel about living side by side Hahahaha no. I live in Texas, far from anything remotely resembling a Chiraqi Alley Ape.
Levi Collins
I live in a literal 3rd world nigger-filled country living in a gated white rich neighborhood has lots of advantages when it comes to living in nigger cities I'm in my early 20s and neither me or my parents have ever been victim to violent crime or burglary and shit
Liam Martin
>man lying on the floor unresponsive
Caleb Edwards
feels bad man, idk we just stay in the white areas... we mostly have guns,gates and roberts keep coons outs, but they are on the loose....
Daniel Flores
well it's easy just don't live in a few specific areas in chicago, or just don't live in chicago, period. Or any big city for that matter. Also we carry guns.
Ironically most people who would benefit from carrying a gun in the cities also believe in noguns.
