I ship out today. Wat do. AMA

I ship out today. Wat do. AMA

Killl ryou're self

I hope you're not going UPS.

¨Go back in time and don't become a welfare queen.

>pic related
>you chose this for yourself

have fun burger, on a serious note what your MOS?

Hey suomi I remember you ripping into the brat who was complaining about his dad being stationed in Germany. How's your day gone?

You mean "what's your rate?"

As long as you don't get on the bus, you can still back out

That's navy. MOS is Army.

No like are you in medical, logistics, intelligence, engineering etc

sorry I thought you meant pay rate, I don't know much about the navy

the world could use more pics of penises in uniform tbqh

I assumed navy because I hoped OP isn't a faglord asspie.

Fuck army have fun building sand castles until the dunecoon mortars land on you

Shoot yourself in the foot. Works every fucking time.

>not going for the chairforce
>literally the comfiest of military jobs

Last time our ship stopped in Singapore I spent the night with two female hookers and one ladyboy- all three hot af cost me $150 dollars

Can't get that in the chair force

If u chose army u fucked up.

got me there
I don't mind it user, whats so bad?

I hope you like prostitutes, my friend. You're also a piece of property now. I'm guessing you're E2 or something.

Dont volunteer for anything, don't ask for anything, don't try to sound smart and DO NOT SAY "THIS RECRUIT" until your instructed to.

Lastly have fun and don't take the screaming personally, you fucking pussy.

This. Also while i was in i fucking hated it. Looking back with a more mature outlook i made it hard on myself just doing the bare minimum to get by. Hate PT? Force yourself to work out more. Study hard and strive to know your job as well as the next level. Above all else dont be a blue falcon.