"Hi I'm here for the job interview"

>"Hi I'm here for the job interview"

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Can you start tommorow?

Here you go, knock yourself out
Also there's the door, cya

Can I fuck your neck under the table?

>interviewer: well we ask that our employees cover up their personal tattoos...
>SJW: EXCUSE ME!? THIS IS A SELF-PORTRAIT OF MY VAGINA.
IT MIGHT AS WELL BE MY FACE TATTOOED. YOUR A RACIST, HOMOPHOBE, BIGOT

>my vagina is so ugly I had it tattooed to my neck so everyone could see how ugly it is

Is this actually real i cant believe someone can tattoo something like this.
PLEASE TELL ME ITS FAKE

>"You're hired! Welcome to Arby's."

congratulations you're hired
tomorrow we'll teach you how to operate the garbage truck

Thats an terrible tatoo. But luckily I judge people based on their qualification not their apperance.

Here kitty kitty.

Good to see degenerates getting employed desu
At least theyre not smoking pot all day, contributing nothing

imagine vagina neck being the best pediatrician in the world would you like you children to be treated be him?

>XD LOOK GUYS ARENT TATTOOS TOTALLY FOR LOSERS
Fuck off you virgin manchildren my sleeves and neck tats get every girl I see wet while you sit in your basement jacking off to hentai.

I'll go for 2nd best doctor in the world this time.

what a stupid cunt

I'm fairly certain we haven't scheduled an interview with you due to the fact that your qualifications were below required minimum level.

that cat looks like a roastie

>every girl I see
Do you happen to live in LA?

>Sleeve Tats
t. nu-male

fpbp

I'm assuming a that's a girl, right?

Excuse me sir did you realize you have a tattoo of OP on your neck?

Congrats on your ability to attract the lowest tier of women

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>gets neck raped by niggers

So progressive!

Tattoos are the mark of a low quality, low IQ person. If some women are attracted to that, they've outed themselves as low quality, low IQ people too.

Are you even capable of completing task considering there's a giant pussy on your neck?

He's a small guy.

For you.

Why do you have doubts? So many fucked up ppl in foreign countries (not Norway).

Well if he was litterally the best in the world then maybe. Maybe he jsut made a bad choice when he was young and now regrets it.

Then they see your dumpy one-room apartment you get NEETbux to keep afloat, and leave.

That cunt has some mileage behind it

I've run into some strange people who get hired here in the past 11 years, but nothing to the effect of OPs pic

>anything other than shoulder tats

get the fuck out

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>getting any tats period

Enjoy never holding a steady job in the work industry degenerate

i fail to see what the problem is ...

Apply online.

The horse's penis seems to be coming out of its leg. Obviously whoever did that has never seen a woman sucking off a horse before.

Too bad you're gay, faggot.

That's an odd looking toilet paper pattern

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D E G E N E R A C Y

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am i kawaii uguu~

TIL if properly croped a dudes neck can look like a chicks back.

Jesus, I'd be afraid to leave the country looking like that. Most countries might burn you at the stake for looking that demonic.

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>neck and sleeve tats

Ah, so I see you've embraced your status as lower class scum and have no intention of associating with people of influence.

Bravo.

>No going back now.

What is he thinking in this picture?

Why would anyone want to tattoo a pastrami roast beef sandwich on their back? Makes no damn sense at all. I'm off to Subway

>Finally mum can't tell me to get a job!

I know this is bait but I have sleeve tattoos and am currently in medical school. What are you doing with your life?

Tattoos aren't as uncommon as you think in true professional fields like medicine and law. The thing people like you should be concerned about is the rampant drug and alcohol addiction in these fields, not getting offended by tattoos you will never see. A surgeon friend of mine has tattoos visible in scrubs and literally no one cares.

hurr dis guy has swastika he must be /ourguy/

Does his food fall out

>Meet absolute beauty whilst dating some other chick
>Keep her on the backburner
>She starts modifying her shit, splitting tongue etc..
>Never got to dick her and don't want to now

Don't have a gf lads

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Jesus. The thought of people having saggy vaginas on their necks kind of makes me want to throw up.

>the work industry

Don't you mean the business factory?

wow. From top to bottom. The Kill it with fire thread.

The only non degenerate tattoo a man can get is a Navy tattoo, and that's only if they served in the fucking Navy.

Fucking rednecks.

he can suck 3 cocks at once

a lot of the people here seem to think that a few tattoos = all the extreme tat/piercing pics people are posting in this thread. They have no concept of medium ground where sometimes people want a couple tats without completely destroying themselves.

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Nah the cocks prevent that

hiw the fuck does this moron create the vacuum in the mouth to swallow the spit?

Bullshit. Timestamp dick or gtfo

BUS?

What did they mean by this?

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>navy
Is that something to be proud of gay boi?

Fuck yeah, shipmate

How did you come up with such an original idea?

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I want to hate this, but I can't

>What is he thinking

I'd guess the preferred pronoun is 'it'.

>Grill on the right

What if I got tats while I was in the army? Is that still degenerate?

The story was explained in the thread yesterday. Apparently it say "Rus" on that side and something else on the other and its the name of some tattoo artist the dopey cunt fell in love with an had it done one day after meeting him.

>BUS?
>What did they mean by this?
The rest of it is on the other side of the face. It says
>Ruslan
If I remember right, that was the name of his boyfriend who she had been dating for like a few weeks.

>mfw
>this would really happen

>What are you doing with your life?

I'm a Wendy's chef with a 12 inch cock making 100k/year.

See:

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>Inside Job

What did he mean by this?

Now that's a cheeky kek

No regerts

9/10 b8. Really rustling some faggot jimmies today, user. You rustled them good.

It's a she

A fine target for a battle axe.

You gotta be mentally ill do this to yourself

i remember that thread..