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>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
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>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
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>get frustrated with just talking about politics on Sup Forums
>life is going badly
>finally decide to start going out more
>I decide it would be good for me if I join my local UKIP group
>look on the website
>they have meetings every week on a Saturday
>membership is £12.99 per month and it helps go towards campaigning for our parliamentary candidate
>pay for a years of membership
>email the guy who organises the meetings
>looks like fun
>I go to the first one
>very casual atmosphere
>everyone I talk to pretty much agrees with me on everything, I finally have people I can talk to about things I am passionate about
>very cute girl there, easily an 8/10 upwards
>I go up and talk to her
>this is new territory for me, I am usually incredibly shy
>we start talking and get on really well
>I tell her that after the meeting I am just going back home
>she asks where I live, turns out it's quite near where she lives
>I offer to give her a ride home in my car
>she says yes
>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
>we both walk out together to the car park
>I pause for a minute
>I sprint away as fast as my legs can take me
>haven't gone back since
>haven't left the house in over a week in case I run into her
fml.
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO people since Magrot Thatcher days.
Do not underestimate him.
We take Britain from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Britian is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Torys will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great country... it will endure. Britian will survive!
strong and stable
fuckin' revolution m9
The dark knight rises was overrated.
Bit miffed still, so -
Anyone who voted Leave and then (stupidly) voted Labour needs to fuck off. Brexit will probably be watered down BECAUSE OF YOU
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>>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
>>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
>>we both walk out together to the car park
>>I pause for a minute
>>I sprint away as fast as my legs can take me
>>haven't gone back since
>>haven't left the house in over a week in case I run into her
made me laugh/10
Post YFW DUP and Conservative parties dissolve/merge to form an ultra right wing Unionist party across all of Britain.
/milk/
Has there been an update on the Dianne Abbot situation?
PORTILLO FOR PM
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
Stop.
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based gangster estate agent
Stop posting this.
>Paki landlord doesnt want to control our borders because it takes him longer to rent his rooms
Sort him out Nige
soon
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FUCKING BLACK ESTATE AGENT CALLING FOR OPEN BORDERS SO HE CAN SELL OVER PRICED FUCKING CUPBOARDS
Lads, I've started instinctively saying "ummm no sweetie" in real life. Should I just top myself at this point?
This one was posted first faggot.
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AVE A WANK!
>Anselm
What the fuck was he thinking?
I wouldn't be surprised if this actually was the Jim Bowen.
First for Scotland, saviour of the Union.
There's only one scenario that really excites me these days.
This is the origin story of the Brotherhood of Steel.
Probably named after this guy.
This is how it will go
>Comes out as diabetic
>Sympathy from Labour voters
>Diabetes doesnt cause stupidity
>People that say this are racist
Or everyone forgets about it and she never returns to the shadow cabinet.
Any reports yet on Lord Farage helping to negotiate Brexit?
Of the shit lagers of all four nations, tenants is the least shit.
Prove me wrong
He's on LBC now and he said it's not at all likely.
L O R D F A R A G E
I live near their brewery.
>not Duke Farage
>not Heil Farage
Shan't be watching this.
South England saved it taig
Based thread theme lad
>Nigel Farage, Duke Farage of the County of Kent
HNNNNNNNNNNg
>A DEMOCRATIC REBELLION THE LIKE OF WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN IN MODERN TIMES
Don your khakis and pick up your rifles lads.
Who's the one at the bottom, hogtied, supposed to be?
>slightly off pink knees
for what purpose?
Egypt.
Muh Suez.
Egypt
Egypt.
Been a good few since I last saw this pic.
Do they not realise they are literally turning into leftists now?
The DUP make UKIP and by extension Farage look like leftists.
dem ethnics
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hitler loved shitskins
even if he did lol he wouldn't allow race mixing
wonderful country
based lord buckethead
but that would be literally nazism
>egypt
>white
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1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!
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Why doesn't this have Norn Iron properly?
The Lord South Thanet
Cleanse Peterborough with Atomic fallout.
Is table banging good or bad?
tbf if she manages to turn this all around she'll have done something no prime minister ever has and will have secured her place in history
Good (for her)
> tfw new nude leaks from
>Kym Marsh
>Carol Kirkwood
>Mel Sykes
>Sally Lindsay
>Catherine Tyldesley
Been wanking all day
>SA is negroid, not Boer
>chink looks white; has rounder peppers than fucking egypt
Little of both, but mostly positive
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WHY ISN'T BRITAIN GOING FORWARD TO ACTION?
WHY ARE YOU CONTENT TO BE DRAGGED ALONG ON THE COAT TAILS OF AMERICA AND SELLING UP THE HOUSE TO THE YANKS WHEN THEY WON'T PAY ANYMORE CHARITY OUT?
WHY ARE YOU CONTENT TO BE IN THE POSITION OF AN OLD WOMAN KEPT BY HER YOUNG RELATIONS?
YOU WERE THE GREATEST POWER ON EARTH
The actual conservatives in the Conservative party should be ecstatic about this, with the DUP we'll finally have an actual conservative government.
>Scotch egg
>Scottish
That's yank level stupidity.
Hard on the back for such an older woman.
They made it pretty quick though.
Atomic fallout for all of the central belt that isn't Edinburgh
they know mummy is about to serve them din dins
Banging tables is standard procedure.
Was banged for 90 seconds after her winning the leadership election. 25 seconds now.
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>Sally Lindsay
This was something I never knew I wanted.
Marcher Lord Farage of Dover, Protector of the Realm
go make a regional thread and focus on local politics
focus your energy there, instead of lambasting a country whiter than yours
The parliamentary party is not happy because of some sort of return to hard right politics, they're happy because she will now be placated
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That Kym Marsh video was good. For once its a nob that looks like mine and isn't black and 9 inches long.
>lambasting
I'm pleading, not lambasting
try phun or babetastic
You know how Americans like to visit other countries with their flag on everything?
I'd like to do that with the EU flag, wear it ironically of course.
fucking finally
been waiting for these to come out the press
you gotta admit though: mogg is the one most esteemed by stature for nobility
farage is too lose and rowdy
>youtube.com
Editing on this is fantastic. The 'symptom of collective madness' bit with the footage of Clockwork Orange is brilliant. Where's the fella who makes them. Make more! Especially Nige and Hitchens.
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>If you win you lose
May Allah's blessings shine upon you user.
meant sussex/norfolk in like
