If you masturbate, you're not conservative and you're falling for the ultimate Jew

If you masturbate, you're not conservative and you're falling for the ultimate Jew.

>b-b-but... muh prostate!
Everybody gets prostate cancer eventually. It's a natural part of life. And, if you were really worried about it, you'd only jerk off once a month, because that's what doctors said helped.

>B-b-but... it keeps me from being degenerate!
The opposite is true. You're watching a man fuck another woman whom, I assume, you're attracted to. This is the doorway to cuckery.

>B-b-but... I don't wanna stop!
You're addicted.

I haven't masturbated in 2 months, I stopped cold turkey. I went from literally masturbating at least one or twice a day to masturbating not at all. It sucks for the first week while your brain goes through withdrawal, but afterwards, you're fine. You peel back the layers of degeneracy.

Also, you're hurting god when you beat your meat.

>if you masturbate you are not conservative
>if you are conservative you are virgin

which one do you choose?

Masturbating to your thoughts isnt really bad, its porn that fucks up the brain.

Wankers realise no one told them about self control or self respect

Not only that, why do you think they call porn movies?


If you fap to it, you're essentially fapping to a screenwriters degenerate fantasy instead of your own. That's next level cuck.

Both. I mean, obviously if you're not married, you should be a virgin.

You're lowering your sex drive, though. Preventing yourself from seeking out women to breed with. It's the answer to the JQ.

Covert Christcuck.
Masturbation isn't a sin.
Take your Jew on a stick back to FreeRepublic.

that would make the screenwriter the cuck, no?

>muh jew on a stick memes
Wasn't he betrayed by the Jewish elites? And didn't he stand up to them? Isn't he, like, exactly what we're trying to do?

I mean, last I checked, it wasn't low-level jews that this board had a problem with. It was the elites. You know, the guys that killed Jesus. Jesus came to reform God's religion. He did. Today's Jews are the ones that resisted either because it kept them in power or they fell for the meme.

Well if the screenwriter has a life other than making writing porno, then maybe not.


Otherwise, double whammy.

No fundamental difference. The extent of stimulation determines the harm, not the stimulation itself. It's possible to wire your mind to turn on from mental masturbation more than pornographic masturbation.

But if you're married you're a cuck.

What if I watch lesbian porn

>Everybody gets prostate cancer eventually.
Everybody also dies eventually, so you might as well just kill yourself now.
>You're watching a man fuck another woman whom, I assume, you're attracted to.
You can fap without porn, you know.
>You're addicted.
Not an argument
>Also, you're hurting god when you beat your meat.
>An infinitely powerful all knowing, all seeing being is harmed because I touch my dick
>Christcucks are actually this retarded

There is nothing more beta than watching porn

As long as you don't catch yourself projecting yourself onto the other woman.

Then you're buying into the moral degeneracy that is homosexual sex. This is degenerate because it has no purpose other than carnal pleasure. There's zero benefit and actually downfalls to this, mainly being waste of resources, time, and energy.

Not if you marry Catholic. You can't divorce unless there was an issue with the vows, like you lied in order to marry or something. Even then, that's just an annulment, there's no divorce.

>And didn't he stand up to them?

No. Christcucks worship a cucked Jew.

>I mean, last I checked, it wasn't low-level jews that this board had a problem with.

Spend more time here. This board had never been about pandering to a bunch of weak-minded Christcucks before The_Donald/GLP/FreeRepublic brought their religious bullshit here. Christianity is the ultimate turn-the-other-cheek slave morality and the ultimate blue pill. Get that shit out of here. The only reason it's even slightly tolerated is that the atheists bowed down to SJW pressure and stopped pushing back hard against Islamization.

>not knowing not to greentext after greentext when trying to make a point about said greentext

Just stop trying. Yes, YOU should kill yourself.

>knowing this little about Jesus
Not a surprise that someone with their head buried up a sheep's ass they just shagged knows little about anything.

Firstly: Porn is bad, yes really bad.
but
How many people do you think wants the muh degeneracy sentiment shoved in their face?

This is accurate. When one cuts porn out of the equation masturbation can be used as a tool to suppress primal sexual desires that could have potentially encouraged you to make a decision you would have regretted. In my experience these mistakes can last years if left uncorrected.

>Kenjataimu
>Japanese word meaning : Period of clear thoughts when a man is free from sexual desires after having an orgasm

I don't fucking care. If they're being degenerate, I'm going to point it out. The reason mass cultural marxism exists is because we haven't been pointing it out.

>Everybody gets prostate cancer eventually. It's a natural part of life.
No fap tards, everyone.

This is true, but what if you learn to suppress sexual desires on the fly? There was a period of about a month after I stopped where this was hard. Now it's easy because I haven't had that release in ages, so it's basically trapped. It's a caged beast, and rather than kowtowing to it's wishes and taking it out for a walk every day, I've got it cage trained.

Yeah, shit, I forgot about the epidemic of ass cancer among priests.

Wait, there isn't one. Besides, I subscribe to the ideology of No Wanks, where you jerk off once a month and that's it. That'll keep the prostate cancer at bay (for like a year, but whatever), and you won't be doing it for degenerate reasons.

You're actually priding yourself on greentexting ability, a phase that passes within one's first week. You need to take your Jew on a stick back to GLP/FreeRepublic. This is a red-pilled board.

No, that's my point. You can't even perform a skill that one can master in a week. I'm not priding myself on it, I'm shaming you on it.

>You're actually priding yourself on greentexting ability, a phase that passes within one's first week

Fucking lol, nobody does that. Did you?

This is why I love this site.