How to be a cuck 101

How to be a cuck 101
>Steal a land.
>Kill all inhabitants.
>Celebrate "Thanksgiving" as a remainder of being thankful for mass genocide.
>????
>"Adopt" language from england.
>"Adopt" religion from invaders.
>"Adopt" culture from europe.
>"Neo nazi ubermench" with literally no german connection.
>Claim ancient religions are false.
>Spent majority of money in wars.
>"But Minorities are eating our wealth".
>Attack "terrorists countries" for OIL.
>Their own women betray them.
>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?

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>how to shitpost (Technic #1)

>forget what you've learned about normie posting.
>lurk for many years on Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>collect images from YLYL and build reaction folders.
>learn from the great masters of shitposting.
>spend a few years in Finland or canada or australia, to learn shitposting from it it's roots.
>make a few short attempts at baneposting on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums.
>graduate top of class and swear allegiance to the quality of shitposting, contributing to discussion with the lulz to the Sup Forums community.


>how to shitpost (technic 2)
>be indian
>pick stock normieLOLnyancat image
>reddit post.
>poo in the loo.

>be leaf.
>Pass anti-Islamophobia law.
>Get ready to be a shithole soon you irrelevant cuck.

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So when are you moving out of India?

>be quebec.
>be white
>be considered a "minority within a united canada"
>have a bunch of laws protecting your cultural sovereighty
>have no minorities being pushed in your media.
>hold canadian politics by the balls
>can delay entire law projects by saying "Yeah, but you didn't make a proper FRENCH version."
feels good not to be a cuck

also

>be quebec
>pic related
>remove kebabs

you have a retarded perception of the world

I Know english is hard, shitforbrains, but you seem to misunderstand what a cuck is. It's someone who likes seeing the thing they love fucked

Based indian user. Good summary of Burgerland.
A victim of its own crimes.

Indians were at CONSTANT war with other Indian tribes. When we came, we had no idea about bacteria and virus'. So we tried to help with blankets. So fucking what.

I rarely think of India.
When I do, I drink Dos Equis.
For I.. and the most interesting man in the world!

How to be a cuck 101
>be indian

>How to be a cuck 101
>>Steal a land.
>>Kill all inhabitants.
>>Celebrate "Thanksgiving" as a remainder of being thankful for mass genocide.
>>????
>>"Adopt" language from england.
>>"Adopt" religion from invaders.
>>"Adopt" culture from europe.
>>"Neo nazi ubermench" with literally no german connection.
>>Claim ancient religions are false.
>>Spent majority of money in wars.
>>"But Minorities are eating our wealth".
>>Attack "terrorists countries" for OIL.
>>Their own women betray them.
>>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?

This is the complete opposite of cucked. Every bit of this is us cucking others.

Don't laugh, namefag. You can get enough methane out of a sheep's ass each day to run a small pickup a good twenty miles.
Also go back to wherever you came from that namefagging was okay.

Keep telling yourself that, half-dick.

At least we aren't India.

How to be a cuck 101
>Be India
>Get handouts from other nations because muh climate change and muh capitalist flight

Get rekt.

>>Steal a land.
Can't argue with this.
>>Kill all inhabitants.
A lot of the deaths came from diseases that the Indians didn't have immunities for. Plus, intermarriage.
>>Celebrate "Thanksgiving" as a remainder of being thankful for mass genocide.
The Indians joined us in the first Thanksgivings.
>>????
>>"Adopt" language from england.
>>"Adopt" religion from invaders.
>>"Adopt" culture from europe.
Brits settled North America, so the only "adoption" was non-Anglos assimilating into the culture, as they should have.
>>"Neo nazi ubermench" with literally no german connection.
The nazi larpers are maybe 0.001% of the population. Watch documentaries about American "nazis," it's always the same 20 people.
>>Claim ancient religions are false.
"We traveled to the stars with vedic magic 'n shiet."
>>Spent majority of money in wars.
>>Attack "terrorists countries" for OIL.
How are Pakistan and Kashmir working out for you?
>>"But Minorities are eating our wealth".
Welfare queens...
>>Their own women betray them.
?
>>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?
How many Indians move here vs. how many Americans move to India?

Your entire country is literally a shit hole

Two wrongs don't make a right. We even made some halfhearted attempts at building schools to "kill the Indian, save the man" but today the schools are regarded as waycis.

Don't you have a gas station to run?

How to be a non-country 101
>Get land stolen.
>Peacefully wait for invaders to leave.
>Peacefully let some muslims claim part of your land for themselves.
>Peacefully let the remaining muslim population grow so the process can repeat itself until nothing of India is left.
>Celebrate "Independence Day" as a remainder of being thankful to Brits for leaving when they realized your country is not even worth colonizing.
>????
>Have 20 languages.
>Have 20 religions.
>Have no overall culture, just an arbitrary collection of tribes and peoples.
>"Aryan ubermench" with literally no german connection.
>Claim cows and deformed humans are sacred.
>Spent majority of money in trying to integrate jungle villages that don't know that India even exists.
>"But microorganisms in the Ganges make the poo sterile".
>Attack nobody because you would lose every war.
>Their own women set themselves on fire.
>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?