Wake Up

>Wake Up
>See This
What do?

If something like that happened I don't think anyone would be "waking up".

Well, some people will be sleeping with the fishes.

Is this how the world would be if climate change was real?
intersting

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Man, must suck to be in one of those flyover states. Fuck the coasts

Start stockpiling weapons now that all the niggers from detroit and chicago have easy access to my city.

be happy that a lot of rural and suburban retards in flyover country drowned

hell yeah beachfront property. i love climate change now

Nice i will have oceanfront property

close the tv.

I would fucking love this.

CARLOS

Go to the new beach

Swim

oh shit

i wouldnt care really, my entire state would be fine

Sit at home and listen to "Mad World" while I wait the army to draft me because the Russians are invading the Baltic.

I would really be thinking

Be okay because I'm not under water and my level of autism can let me survive the Apocalypse

Wonder how the fuck you leveled the high plains down to sealevel.
Wonder how the fuck you moved the rockies further west.
Drown because I live in Denver and now it's under the ocean.

>I'm underwater now.
>I don't get to wake up.
>mfw

go to the beach 30 minutes away

Wake up and laugh at all the assholes who live on the southern coast of Maine from my beautiful farm a top the mountain

It's not even a good map. Somehow the Shetlands suddenly got a landbridge to northern Scotland

Admire my new beachfront property

I-is it the year 4893 already?

>Take a swim as I now live on waterfront property.

Because it's a map of 75 million years ago.

Go tyrannosaur hunting.

You can't fool me mexico, I know your tricks.

>Majority of Blacks drown
>My state now tropical
>Most Liberals have drown
>tfw I live in the reddest country to ever exist with beachfront property and imported hotties because debt producers are almost complete erased.

seriously like how the fuck is western kansas under water, and yet kansas city is still on dry land??

Start a new religion around the holy tapes of "An Inconvenient Truth" and "The Day After Tomorrow", and make mad dosh as the man behind the curtain.

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Also all the urban retards on the coasts drowned many million than the rural and suburban retards

Is this map based only on a certain number of miles inland? Because I find it hard to believe certain parts of California, as shown here, would be under water. Edwards AFB, for instance.

That looks cool. We should aim to make it reality.

>half the breadbasket wiped out

The first order of business is starving.

wait, did the water recede in northeast in that picture? Cause eastern Mass. and New Hampshire have coastlines that are apparently gone.

Be glad those niggers in Philadelphia all drowned.

>t.
BUILD

I can't even believe that water map is accurate. Do you have any idea how high the elevation in Colorado is, regarding some of the water covered area? Bullshit.

The worst case scenario is a 60 meter increase in water levels.

Kek at all the new literal wetbacks

be super happy all the rednecks and dumb white americans will suffer while POC reclaim the world from white devils.

Hahaha holy shit. I was planning on memeing this new Madrid disaster scenario and here you are doing it for me. Strange times..

find some flotsam and try to paddle to cornwall

Sweet, my home will turn to oceanfront realestate

Celebrate it and ally with the russians to dont be nuked in ww3

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Whoever made that map clearly failed to realize that the Great Plains would not be flooded due to their elevation. Just because they're flat doesn't mean the land leading up to them isn't sloping upwards.

I thought L. Ron Hubbard died

Id be fine in the chicago suburbs.

Too bad for you, the libtard coasts will be the first to go, and we won't let you in to the safe zone for sanctuary. You'll be greeted by gunfire, so better start building yourself a nice ark right about now.

i now live 20 mins to the beach, sweet

Whew lads. I got oceanfront property in North Texas by just a cunt hair.

New Risk Board. Yes!

nah they moved a few miles inland. they're fine

Celebrate; as I now own prime beach front. This shit is a literal best-case scenario for millions.

did the sea level rise 500ft?

Wonder how the fuck I'm gonna get down.

So the Sierra Nevada range moves too in this scenario?

Is that landmass on the left greater Chile?

Perfect

This.

All that land is over 1km altitude.

)Unlike straya,)

The sea level will increase metres, not kms

>Dogshit costal cities drowned
>Milllions of wetbacks underwater
>Day of the rake comes for the leafs
>My state still completely dry
Seems like a miracle. I would thank based Posideon.

no they all died

Why are the great lakes gone

I guess rapture would chose me

This map has nothing to do with climate change. This is a map showing the Western Interior Seaway during the Cretaceous period.

If you want to know what your country will look like if the sea level rises is suggest you check out floodmap.net

>~8000' above sea level

Enjoy my Colorado beach front property, and the substantial increase of value of the house I bought.

I c wat u did there

Hope y'all know how to grow your own food because it's all fucking gone.

This makes america whiter

Enjoy my new beach house.

Hi IQ liberal urbanites move inland and rebuild.

Rural and suburban retards drown in their cucksheds and trailer homes

Poison the water for violating the NAP

>implying housing prices in Colorado aren't already too high because of calicucks moving here
I'd be really confused because my house is at 7,000 feet and it is somehow underwater.

Drown

>my property becomes Oceanside
>most of the liberals are dead
I approve of God's decision

Just a little bit higher and we might solve the nigger problem

hope. please let this happen fuck California and all the dye haired sjw women

Hang out at the beach.

Weap for we have lost the means of production.

Looks like I wouldn't be waking up.

Walls only gotta be half as long, we can afford to make it twice as high now.

I wonder where all the extra water came from, because even if all the ice in both polar caps melted it would only raise sea levels by 60 meters

Ultra high IQ coastal democrats can afford to move.

So I traveled back in time, maricon?

Nothing of value was lost in any of the proposed maps itt. I'd actually be pretty excited if this happened.

>i now live sea side

beautiful

I'd wonder where the fuck did the sea go to.

Why does the coastline in the northeast grow?

>tfw Louisiana
nothing of value would be lost here

Try to trigger a seismic event to sink Memphis. With Nashville already underwater, the state would improve immensely.

Go back to sleep and relize I live in glorious state where only dangers are rattlesnakes and drought.

It's a map of a previous ice age. All the white parts are glaciers.

>my home now becomes beachfront property
hmmmmmm

>worst case
discounting all other consequences

this map is from tens of millions of years ago, anons